Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, now you accidentally post two wishes instead. And people are confused which one should be corrupted.I wish I were at a carnival Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but you are so overcome by happiness at seeing the jesters that you faint.I wish my next wish cant be corrupted. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Granted, but since this one can be corrupted, your next one will be too. In one way or another.I wish I were a jester! With a fantastic jester hat! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but the king you jest for is dissatisfied and executes you. I wish SC2 would stop lagging and still function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, have some cake . :)I wish being a jester would be an actual job. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but it's extremely low wage and you have to take up an incredibly boring second job at a store, where you're still known as a jester. And nobody finds a jester funny after they're very tiredly bagged up all their groceries.I wish I had a didgeridoo. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but it's extreeeemely small. Like, tinily tiny. I would not be able to see it if I weren't wearing my glasses...I wish I could speak English with a perfect british accent! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but equivalent exchange means you have to surrender something of equal value. Half your vocabulary should do.I wish I could speak a foreign language. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but now you are no longer able to speak in your own mothre tongue, yay.I wish I could speak ALL languages ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 You know all languages, but you forget which one applies to which country. You now end up speaking Japanese to a Spaniard and vice versa, and are now unable to communicate with people. You need a horde of translators to follow you at every moment.I wish I could travel into the future. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but there's no way back. So you're now trapped in the future. Without money. Or food. People mistake you for a homeless person...I wish I could communicate via telepathy Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 You have little control over your thoughts that you send over, so if you're talking to someone you dislike, they're going to find out very fast. I wish I had a sword that would promise me victory in all of my battles. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but then one of your enemies gets hold of it. Well guess how things end for you... =/I wish I were a lifeform that consists only of pure energy Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted. However, you soon get caught and imprisoned by scientists who then run experiments on you, in their search for a new, clean source of energy.I wish I was better at developing my ideas into written stories. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but you realize that the stories made much more sense in your head than they do on paper.I wish I would not tend to over-dramatize things so much Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted but now you are most dull and boring.I wish my Cat didn't hate my parrot. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, it now doesn*'t anymore. You know why? Because the cat ate the parrot. DxI wish I were the most interesting person on this planet! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted. You are so interesting that you can never get a moment of privacy because everyone is watching you all the time.I wish I had the time to read all the books I want to read. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, and you finish them sooner than expected. Now what will you do with the rest of your time?I wish I were a gigantic robot. With guns for hands. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Electon Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but you will be so menacing everyone will avoid you and you will be all alone.I wish I were a pro hockey star. Quote Xbox 360 Gamertag: PetaPanSpartanI play Halo Reach, Halo 3 and MW3 online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but one day you slip and break your ankle. Sadly there are complications, so you will never be able to play again. =/I wish I were an evil warlord! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but your only power is to create a fly.I wish I was 18 inches taller. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, but at the cost of your legs. You're now even shorter than you were before you asked in the first place.I wish I were a Makuta. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, some Toa of Iron goes and kills you for the lulz :3I wish I could create a meal to beat all meals the most tasty meal the world has ever seen, a meal able to feed the gods themsleves. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 You are about to serve this scrumptious sample of sizzling splendour when you step out of the kitchen, beautifully cooked meal in hand, then trip on an otter and drop the entire thing. More than five seconds pass before you can piece it back together, so the rule cannot save it. And nobody wants floor food. Maybe the bin will enjoy it. Oh, and the knowledge to cook that meal was a one time thing. Looks like it's a takeaway for the Gods tonight.I wish I were a Toa of Iron. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted however some Gangsta's from dah Voya-Nui kill you for the lulz >:3I wish I didnt drop that savory meal fit for the gods. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 You don't. You fall over, but the plate stays upright. However, it's now on the same level as the otter, which given it's rather miffed it's just been tripped over, decides to run over and start eating the meal. Nobody wants otter food. Maybe the bin might enjoy it.I wish I were a gangster. ...Doesn't have to be one from Voya-Nui. Just a gangster in general. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Granted, you are now so gangster that whenever you go outside, you have to make sure no policemen see you...I wish I were a ninja. Wihout knowing it. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Granted, but you're killed by a SamuriI wish that I was Ike from Super Smash Bros. Brawl Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) You don't know that you're a ninja, therefore you have no reason to do any of the ninjutsu you've acquired.Edit: Oh, I was beaten. Anyway, you're Ike, but you accidentally use your Aether move with no platform above you, thus you fall to the bottom of the screen and are KO'ed.I wish I had an entire army of invincible Plant Life Toa who were only loyal to me...even if they had infected masks/krana/krana-kal/kraata/any means of mind control. (That includes if masks such as a Komau or Mask of Charisma was used on them) Edited May 18, 2012 by Shinken Green Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dawg Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 There you go your own team oops you're mask failed they want your soul now.I wish for a sandwich...I'm serious. Quote I'm just ToaD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Granted, but it's so huge, it's far bigger than you! You will never finish it...I wish for demon horns and wings I can fly with ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Granted to but you fly over a volcano and die.I wish i was a true Toa. Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Granted, but you are a toa of light and are killed by Makuta.I wish I was my avatar. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Granted, but as a result, you're trapped in that box forever.I wish I have a katana that I can wield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Granted, but you cut your arm off with it.I wish I could rate myself 5 stars. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Wish has been denied by the Star Road.I wish for a cantaloupe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, a cantaloupe flys into your head.I wish I was an Ood. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, however, you are enslaved by humans.I wish for a taco. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 You get the lowest-grade taco with the lowest-grade meat possible.I wish I was a Kamen Rider. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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