The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, yet LEGO doesn't accept it.

I wish for a paradox to happen.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it rips a hole in the fabric of time/space the size of Belgium.

 

I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

[Dralcax]

Granted. However, YOU have a terrible Christmas and New Years.

 

I wish I knew how to EV train my Pokemon

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you break all your Pokemon games.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. You are now even more tired.I wish for a bomb that WILL NOT BLOW ME UP.

[Hordaki]

Granted, it blows up everything on earth but you.

 

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

[Timelady Gallade]

You do, but you posted that wish on the yogscast forums where the word 'Screw' isn't allowed so you suffer the same fate as the pie-faloured pie fella (me).

 

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted or denied or granted.

[Klak]

The ensuing confusion causes this game to collapse.

 

I wish the game was back to normal! (You just lost).

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it takes away your humanity and makes you the first person to lose The Other Game.I wish critics could recognize a good movie when they see one.

[Dralcax]

Granted. However, that means Disney goes bankrupt, and takes Star Wars with it. This causes the discontinuation of Lego Star Wars sets, which cuts Lego's profits in half.

 

I wish Bionicle had its own TV show

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it's terrible.I wish I knew what to wish for.

Edited December 27, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Chaotic Being]

Now you have too many things you wish to wish for, and you can't choose.

 

I wish I was alive.

[Simulacrum]

Wish granted, but you are revived through necromancy, and are now a Lich's servant.

 

I wish that earbuds never broke.

[Chaotic Being]

Your wish is granted, but they are of such poor quality that you cannot hear anything.

 

I wish that computer parts could be cleaned with copious amounts of water.

[Timelady Gallade]

They are, but they're living beings and so they drown.

 

I wish for a Gilbert the Snow Golem. :3

[Wordmeister]

Granted. It spends eternity chewing on you with its sharp snowy teeth.I wish we didn't have to corrupt wishes.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but now everyone's addicted to corrupting wishes.

 

I wish people would realize Call of Duty isn't really that good.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. They think it's better than that.

 

I wish for this wish to be totally ignored.

[Canis Lycaon]

Denied.

 

I wish for a Space Troopers set.

[Timelady Gallade]

Denied.

 

I wish for dragons.

[Wordmeister]

Half-granted. You get Dragon fire instead of the dragons themselves.I wish for more people to half-grant wishes.

[Timelady Gallade]

Granted but your wish is met by wish that are not finshed.

 

I wish to be a half-enderman!

[Klak]

You are half an enderman, and half a creeper. Don't get too angry! Or you'll blow up!

 

I wish he was not half a creeper!

[Hordaki]

Granted. You're half-creeper instead.

 

I wish I was half dragon.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You have the internal organs of a dragon. Your tiny human body cannot contain them and the result is quite gruesome. I wish my glasses had rearview mirrors.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but they drive you insane.I wish for people to stop wanting to be hybrids.

[Geardirector]

Granted, instead they go for zombies.

 

I wish I was so incredibly cool that merely looking at me was more fun than a concert with your favorite band

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted, but people become so obsessed with you that you have no privacy where ever you go. When you die, your body is regularly dug up and looked at. It is then mummified and put on display for eternity.

 

I wish Spider-Man didn't die in Amazing Spider-Man #700.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, he dies in Amazing Spider-Man #699 instead.I wish people would not post actual wishes here.

[Dralcax]

Granted. They post meaningless gibberish instead.I wish for snow

[Klak]

You get snow, but inside of your house. Now that'll get messy.

 

I wish the snow was outside of Dralcax's house.

Edited January 1, 2013 by KlakWest

[Dralcax]

Granted. I dump it all in your house. Good luck thawing your belongings.

 

I wish I could predict the outcome of any coin toss with 100% accuracy.

[Goldy Grins]

Granted. But it always lands on the opposite side of what you want it to.

I wish for a stack of pancakes.

[Hordaki]

Granted. They give you food poisoning.

 

I wish to see the world burn.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but they're poisoned.I wish to own a car (I don't care what type, color, or state it's in).

Edited January 2, 2013 by DeltaStriker

[Dralcax]

Granted. Proper identification papers not included. You are soon arrested.I wish for a pencil.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it breaks.I wish I had an indestructible pencil.

[Makuta of Time]

Completely EDIT: Granted but it won't sharpen

 

I wish I had a double life

Edited January 2, 2013 by The Forgotten One

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but your body is split in half so you can live them both at the same time.I wish I was a transformer.

[Dralcax]

Granted. You are the type of transformer used to convert electric current.I wish I coold spehl.