Bonkle Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Granted, you're a great rapper and artist. Oh wait, you're Michaelangelo. You're dead. I wish Squidward was here to see this. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthMav Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 He is but he is dead i wish i didnt forget to write the wish Quote The Mavrick thanks to Starwars ep. 7 for the avatar pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Imrukii Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 But you did, you create such a strong paradox that a worm-hole opens up and takes the keyboard away out of irony. It spits it back up at you and knocks you out cold. I wish the UNDERTALE Characters were real. Quote Quote: "Love has no fear, and no vengeance." | :i: | Andekas ⴳ A RUDE AWAKENING - A BIONICLE G1 Continuation and Video Game Project (ARTIST AND CONCEPTUALIST) | I am an ENFP, that is my Personality. Check Out Makuta Teridax: Reaper of Darkness | Check out my Taknuva Stars MOC | ⴳ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Granted, but Sans constantly pranks you, Papyrus force feeds you spaghetti, Toriel argues with your current mom, Alphys hogs the TV & DVD players to watch anime, Undyne likes to visit uninvited to snuggle with her girlfriend, Flowey lives in the backyard and Asgore becomes best bros with your dad. Asriel couldn't make it to your world unfortunately. I wish I was a member of TTV. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthMav Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 You are but you get kicked of bzp for betraying us I wish that YOU WERE A CLOD Quote The Mavrick thanks to Starwars ep. 7 for the avatar pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Granted, I'm a blood clot that blocks your artery. You die from a painful heart attack. I wish my dad would take me to visit the bloke who lives in a box behind the pawn shop. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthMav Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 (edited) he does but you live in the box instead of the bloke i wish i had darth vaders mask Edited January 8, 2016 by the mavrick Quote The Mavrick thanks to Starwars ep. 7 for the avatar pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmstrongYong the X-Wing Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Granted, but that's the only mask you can get in your entire life. I wish for Stormtrooper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Since you did not specify what you meant by "stormtrooper", you get the accuracy of one instead. I wish for the Combiner Wars Devastator. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 granted.he crushes you. i wish for one request Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 You get one request, but your wish is given to me in exchange. I wish I could hang out with DJ Khaled and play the violin. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmstrongYong the X-Wing Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Granted, but you hated both DJ Khaled and violin after you have your wish granted. I wish for Kylo Ren's lightsaber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 granted.the shoddy design finally shows itself to be fatal and blows up. i wish other people would already understand that stormtroopers arent clone troopers, and never were. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Wish denied, Stormtroopers in the beginning of the empire were made of reprogrammed clone troopers. As time went on, normal humans were being recruited. I wish I was as awesome as Boba Fett. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmstrongYong the X-Wing Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Granted, but you're also die in the same stupid way like Boba Fett. I wish that I'm a millionaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Granted, but it comes from crimes and a Nigerian prince hacks into your account to steal it. I wish I wasn't a mortal. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted January 10, 2016 Share Posted January 10, 2016 Granted, you are immortal. You live on to see all your loved ones die and watch the world fall. Your body becomes completely frail after hundreds of years and soon you are nearly nothing. You cannot move, see, hear, anything. And at this point it's too late to commit suicide, you're just a mote of nothing. Forever. I wish the Flying Dutchman was a vegetarian. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 granted,hes a ghost.its a bit of a moot point by now. i wish for a fish named Trish on a dish with her own wish for something delish to relish. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 11, 2016 Share Posted January 11, 2016 Granted, but she wishes for your death. I grant it, and you are now in some grave. I wish I could build the Tahtorak. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 granted.you lose it. i wish for all of the lego pieces i have lost over the years to appear in a box in front of me. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Granted, but you must defeat a knight first. I wish I had more pajamas. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthMav Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 you do but they are always footie i wish i had kylo rens lightsaber Quote The Mavrick thanks to Starwars ep. 7 for the avatar pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 You'll slice your arm off kid I wish I had 90 dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynthMav Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 (edited) you have 9.0 dollarscan i have more than one stikbot Edited January 12, 2016 by the mavrick Quote The Mavrick thanks to Starwars ep. 7 for the avatar pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Stikbot? I wish for 10.00 dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Granted, you gain the money, just as the american dollar is no longer supported as a currency. I wish for a woodchuck to chuck wood. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Granted, a woodchuck chucks wood chunks at you. I wish I was a paladin. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 granted. but everywhere you go, people call you a knight, not understanding the reference, even when you explain it to them. i wish for a real looking unsharpened katana.for...reasons. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Granted, but it's not sharpened, so it's useless. I wish to be part of Mad Max. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Granted. You're one of his toes. I wish I had something to eat. Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Granted, it's nothing but fast food. Go find a salad. I wish I was a sheriff. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 granted.you now are forced to live through thousands of deputies in training, as they all suffer from "comic relief syndrome" and are woefully inadequate. i wish to be able to punch someone with no repercussions. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Granted, but this applies to everyone else, so everyone all begins punching each other. I wish I could sleep better. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) granted.you fall asleep everywhere you go.especially if its inconvenient. i wish to always remember to type in my wish the first time instead of editing it later. Edited January 16, 2016 by Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Granted, but one day, you wish the world would end. It does and you're dead. I wish I had moms spaghetti. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 granted.its cold. i wish i had enough determination. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Granted, you are filled with determination, but your monster body cannot handle it and you begin to mutate into a deadly beast. I wish I was a fireman. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 granted.you're the human torch.all your movies are bad, and instead of becoming a beloved avenger, you turn black.(which is subjectively bad)however, throughout all this, you are long dead in the comic universe,to the point where it seems almost idiotic to even continue to hold on to the rights to the movie franchise. but they MUST, they've already basically lost spiderman,and- i wish someone made a complete list of every suit every spiderman has ever worn. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Granted. It's so long that you don't even bother reading it. I wish that ı had something better to do. Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 granted.you go do your homework. i wish for knowledge to be injected directly into my brain. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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