vulpelibrorum Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. You go back in time to meet him, but he mistakes you for another author trying to steal his work and has you arrested.I wish my biology homework would do itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted; you are scarred for life by the vulgar sight.I wish for a functioning hidden wrist blade. For kicks and to make it challenging, it can't break, can't hurt me, is perfectly fitted to me, can't leave my possession, and can't get me arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 granted. you go on to become the most infamous assassin ever, and then commit sucide because of what you became.i wish for a way to get songs free from itunes Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) Granted. However, it has a mind of its own, and you accidentally kill everyone you love with it.I wish for an indestructible, immovable, perfectly safe, untampered cushiony chair that I like, in a perfectly safe, indestructible location. Edited January 16, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted; it's so comfy, you never leave it, and starve to death because of your refusal to leave.I wish for an ice-cold milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted. The milk is frozen solid and can never be melted. It slowly consumes all heat within your house in an attempt to thaw, but it never does. It just keeps consuming all heat, as much heat as possible. Eventually the entire planet is reduced to a tundra and your glass of milk has destroyed all life on earth.I wish I had a panic room. =D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldy Grins Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted. Your room panics, and destabilizes the foundation of your house in an attempt to escape.I wish for two pennies. Quote ~SI NON CONFECTUS NON REFICIAT~Proud is the spirit of Zeus-fostered kings – their honor comes from Zeus, and Zeus, god of council, loves them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted; alas, a thief breaks into your home and replaces them with two nickels. The shame is overwhelming.I wish I had the ability to fall asleep/wake up on self-command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted. You never get around to waking yourself up as you are too busy sleeping. I wish I had a pumpkin. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fluffy Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted. You eat it, only to realize it's the head of the headless horseman, who is very angry with you afterwards.I wish I could have background music in my life. Quote "By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this dimension... is also Count Bleck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted, but it's always horrible metal or country or Rebecca Black music.I wish I had all the books I dream or am dreaming of have dreamt about reading. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted. You may wanna take some Mandarin Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Italian/Russian classes before reading them, though.I wish I could fluently speak, read and understand Italian (while retaining my ability to speak, read and understand English.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 You do, but then a jealous person comes over and eraes your memory.I wish I had a PSP. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Granted. Nintendo comes out with the most amazing portable gaming device two minutes after you get it.I wish I had more time=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted; you now have a full extra 0.00000000000000001 seconds. Nice job throwing off the space-time continuum.I wish I could throw off the space-time continuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. It collapses.I wish for explosions. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 granted everything you own explodesI wish that i could survive in -100*F without winter gear Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Grantred. But you cannot survive anywhere warmer than 1 degree F.I wish I could be less laid-back and more focused. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 granted you lay back so much blood rushes to your head and you slowly die in a layed back positionI wish that i could manipulate wood and have it burn longer in my woodstove. Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 I said LESS laid-back but never mind.Granted. It burns out of control amd when you try pouring water over it it boils and scalded you. Using a fire hydrant the blast of air from the fire blows the co2 back and suffocated you.I wish that I can have less homework. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, you have nothing to do with your extra free time and die of boredom.I wish it was Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. But Friday is the day that you accidentally get hit by a car and die.I wish that I could focus better, but not too much. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. You have masterd focusing the lens on your camera.I wish for super powerful stain remover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, it's so powerful it removes you from existence.I wish I had an ocarina and could play the Song of Time. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. However, when you play it, it brings you back to the age of the dinosaurs. And then it breaks.I wish for spaghetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, but there are far more than you can eat.I wish I forgot all bad events from the past Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. But you also forget every single lesson you learned from said bad events, and repeat them.I wish that I had awesome photo editing and drawing skills. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. But your computer breaks, as do all your pencils/pens/drawing utensils.I wish I was super funny (in a good way)=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. You're so funny that people cannot stop laughing at you (in a good way, I mean, just look at how good their moods are after seeing your face (in a good way) ^^). They laugh so hard milk shoots out of their noses. The world drowns in milk (some chocolate, but mostly 2%. I mean, who drinks skim nowadays besides me? XD). You are to blame for the end of life on the planet.I wish I could do the Haruhi Suzumiya dance. @_@ (seriously, that dance is not easy to learn... I know... I've tried. XD). Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. You can't stop dancing. EVER. NOT EVEN IN YOUR SLEEP.I wish for a bag of potato chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, it's empty.I wish, I had the power to corrupt the wishes of everyone minus myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. Everyone hates you for it, and you get banned from BZPower. Forever.I wish for one penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 It is fake.I wish for cheese. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. You have extremely high cholesterol, and the cheese pushes you over the line. You have a heart attack and die.I wish Hero Factory was made for an older audience. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. Lego is now making hero factory exclusively for the elderly in nursing homes.I wish for Pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, but the lid is glued on.I wish Pinkie Pie was a living being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. But she already lives in the hearts of us all, so this wish is a moot point. You could have wished, I dunno, to be spared from Lord Smooze, but you know, whatever floats your boat.I wish I could stop the Smooze. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, but in the act of stopping the Smooze, you are also stopped.I wish for Diet Coke and Mentos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. You eat the mentos first and then drink the diet coke. The resulting flavor is very displeasing. (What? It's not like there's another logical train of thought to follow up on. XP).I wish I had a compass. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Encumbrance Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 You get it, but as you test the expirement something strange happens, instead of exploding soda the once deceased Billy Mays slowly crawls his way out of the small plastic bottle. He slowly approaches you and begins to whishper in your ear, "BILLY MAYS HERE!" for the rest f your life.I wish for universal peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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