Ibdidbobblybomus Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but you can never swim , and when your plane sinks, you get electrocuted and die. The end.I wish I was an immortal super soldier in world war II Quote Through fire, through iceThrough the endless painHe payed the last priceWhen the acts seem tameThat the sword be drawnThat the trumpets blowWhen it comes to dawnWe will all bow low For the ice warrior For the final singerFor the last protectorFor the flame-bringerIt was his greatest fearIt was his final fightHis name glistens hereIn the stars tonightMatoro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately, that made you an important enemy target, and you were assassinated. However, this failed to kill you, put permanently disabled you and made you comatose. Immortality is cruel.I wish for a laser cannon. Edited April 7, 2012 by Terminus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibdidbobblybomus Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Graned, but the CIA kill you to stop any more world wars and such.I wish I was Jaws. Quote Through fire, through iceThrough the endless painHe payed the last priceWhen the acts seem tameThat the sword be drawnThat the trumpets blowWhen it comes to dawnWe will all bow low For the ice warrior For the final singerFor the last protectorFor the flame-bringerIt was his greatest fearIt was his final fightHis name glistens hereIn the stars tonightMatoro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but a tsunami beaches you.I wish I had someone to add sound to my animations. (If anyone feels like it, PLEASE PM me about it...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but sadly it doesn't turn out the way you expected it.I wish I looked like the person in my avatar/banner Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, however before that happens, the banner and avatar switch to justin bieber so now you are his dopple ganger.I wish I lived in Ponyville Edited April 7, 2012 by Zacax Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but what you didn't know is that they all turn into malevolent beasts when the sun goes down.I wish I were a giant robot :3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted but top scientists take you apart in order to learn how you work.I wish Wheatley wasn't launched into space. Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. Now they launch a banana into space.I wish I could breathe underwater Edited April 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but you bump into a mine and explode, twiceI wish I had a bike Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but the wheels are missingI wish I were a violin Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parazan Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted,but your owner trips and you fall off a plane and die.I wish I had a lot of LEGO parts. Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but theyre all broken or about to break.I wish for a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but now it's so good you can't comprehend it.I wish I could dream an endless lucid dream Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately, you "die" in the dream and get dropped into Limbo for eternity. Think 'Inception', only less confusing and not as many trains. :PI wish Inception wasn't so confusing. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted But you ruin it.I wish i was in narnia Edited April 7, 2012 by Zacax Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted. You're a stone statue in the White Witch's palace, and Aslan isn't coming anytime soon, so....I wish Hub would announce My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 3 finally.Off Topic: I posted in this literally three minutes ago. Is there just a group of a dozen members or so that just sit in COT and reload the page until someone posts in this topic? Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 OT:Yeah.IT: Granted, but the episodes are so bad you never wanna see em again.I wish for a muffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. But it's nowehere as epic as expected ninja'dGranted, but it's not the falvour you like most. In fact, it tastes like feet. Yum.I wish I had a pet dragon(OT: yep. ^^) Edited April 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but it turns out your "pet" is Alduin. He breathes fire on you.I wish for a Volsung mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but it's too small for your faceI wish I had gills so I could breathe underwater Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted. You can't breathe air on land because of your gills, and then a shark eats you.I wish you didn't have gills. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Granted, but no lungs either. You get arrested for wish-murder.I wish I could play in the BZPRPG properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted, but you forget how to in a split second.I wish for a mansion and divine luxury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted, but you are assassinated by your jealous neighbors, who take it and bribe the police not to arrest them for it--with YOUR money.I wish I could make my mom mute, deaf, blind, paralyzed, and silent. (If you make the corruption her dying due to not being able to call for help, I won't consider the wish corrupted. My mom is literally abusive, she threw a ceramic bowl at me once.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edo309 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 I wish I could make my mom mute, deaf, blind, paralyzed, and silent. (If you make the corruption her dying due to not being able to call for help, I won't consider the wish corrupted. My mom is literally abusive, she threw a ceramic bowl at me once.)Granted, but you can't reverse it, and she becomes a vegetable. You are then assigned to take care of her for the rest of her life.I wish I was better at Team Fotress 2. Quote It's too quiet around here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted, you're so good at it that you always win in one shot, and the game becomes boring.I wish Piraka Attack had 10 lives rather than 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted. But now the villains get upgrades, too, making it harder than ever.I wish I could change my hairstyle just by imagining it. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted. But now the villains get upgrades, too, making it harder than ever.I wish I could change my hairstyle just by imagining it. ^^You can only have one imagined hairstyle: CORN ROWS.I wish I was happy. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted. You're so happy, you fail to take anything seriously, so your friends disregard your opinions.I wish you had a smaller banner. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted. You're so happy, you fail to take anything seriously, so your friends disregard your opinions.I wish you had a smaller banner.I wish I did too, but it's too cool and I can't find a smaller version. Now, to corrupting your wish...It's so small that Faber gets mad at me for diminishing his creativity to almost unseeable levels.I wish I was Discord. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 I wish I did too, but it's too cool and I can't find a smaller version. Now, to corrupting your wish...It's so small that Faber gets mad at me for diminishing his creativity to almost unseeable levels.I wish I was Discord.OT: Just crop it and upload it somewhere else.IT: Granted. You are now Discord! Unfortunately, you're still trapped in stone, and the old Discord doesn't appreciate you being in his head, and uses ninja mind tricks to kick you out.I wish this topic had more than 82 pages right now. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSkeletonMan939 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted. But the first post on page 83 is a staff member closing the topic.I wish I was a wizard and could do Harry Potter spells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Granted but you accidentally turn yourself into a frog and can no longer cast any spells.I wish I had 3 more wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 You use all your wishes on cake.I wish I had someone to crop my sig for me. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Granted, but they butcher it.I wish Smooth Jazz was more popular. Edited June 22, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 OT: They didn't!Smooth Jazz became too popular and Rebecca Black and LMFAO started experimenting with it.I wish people didn't hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic as much. Quote B I O N I C L E 2001-2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFan! Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Granted, they still hate it, just not as much. At least I like it.I wish I could breakdance.Lets Go Mountaineers! Quote lol i not know how to astronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) Granted, you break a bone. That really puts the break in breakdance.I wish people would copy and paste my signature. Edited June 22, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 (edited) granted, you break you legs while dancing. get it? granted, but you don't like it anymorei wish that my playlist wouldn't screw up Edited April 9, 2012 by thelonewander Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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