The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, then I choose to kill you as I am ruler of the universeI wish for eternal happiness

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but that means you are forever asleep.I wish for the worlds largest telescope with all the qualities stated above, and the stars cannot disappear.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now the planet explodes.I wish I were an omnipotent cyborg

[Terminus]

Granted, but you then see that humanity is better, but you can't go back, because you're a cyborg now.I wish for some good food.

[Protodite Karzahni]

There is only a bite-sized amount of it. It's so good, you crave nothing but it for the rest of your life, your taste buds eternally unsatisfied. You cannot eat anything else, because it just tastes vile in comparison.I wish I had a pair of hipster glasses.

[Vandenreich]

Granted. You are relocated to a concentration camp after a new Anti-Hipster bill is passed in congress.I wish I Knew who The Great Being was.

[Klak]

Granted. But you go insane from the revelation.I wish Deltus was not insane.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted. You are instead.I wish they hadn't delayed Thornraxx and Breez for the US.

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

They don't, so the sets come shoddily made and poorly packaged.I wish I wish I was a fish.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you become fried fish.I wish grass were tasty.

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You find tasty grass and you take it with you when you travel next and the TSA flips out on you.I wish Smooth Jazz weren't a thing.

[Soran]

Granted, but it is created later and now becomes the music of the century and is played almost every day.I wish I could finish a drawing I am creating.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it catches on fire.I wish for Smooth Jazz to become the music of the century.

[BZCoolness]

Granted, but everyone hates it, so no one listens to it.I wish Michael Bay would create a movie that didn't involve random explosions and slo-mo effects.

[Axilus Prime]

(I really think they make the movies cooler. I don't pretend that they instantly make it better, but they do improve it if the movie was already a great idea, like the TF trilogy.)Granted. His movies have now lost 25% of their awesomeness and you hate them even more because the action sequences get boring. I wish people would stop hating on Bayformers.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, instead of hating them, they despise them.I wish for the front page to be fixed.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, some hacker ruins it.I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but now you have to go to prison.I wish I knew what others think of me.

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but it drives you mad and you kill them, and our sent for 21 years in prison.You are said by The Sun that you are a monster and no one likes you. You try to get a job but the manager hates you so you quit and well.Its a cycle.I wish I was a indestructible Gundam

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you accidentally step into quicksand and are never seen againI wish I could change others' lifes just by thinking about it

[Ibdidbobblybomus]

Granted, but then you have either homeless people at your doorstep or riots.I wish I would not be hated by everyone at school because I am big-boned and have a horrible cold and have different hobbies than anyone else

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you are hated for different reasons.I wish Smooth Jazz were more popular.

[Protodite Karzahni]

Now, with heaps and heaps of jazz lovers, you lose all that was original about you.I wish I could publish a novel.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it's a flop.I wish this place were more active when I'm online.

[Klak]

It is, but the excess amount of activity causes the site to crash.I wish neither Craig nor the Dataclysm would ever happen again.

Edited April 18, 2012 by MakutaKlak

[Protodite Karzahni]

BZPower becomes immortal. As the world crumbles around it and every other site dies, BZPower stands strong somehow and is the last relic of humanity. Now the future denizens of Earth think EVERYONE was a crazy teen who spent all their time discussing toys.I wish I could read faster.

Edited April 18, 2012 by The Wretched Automaton

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you are ninja'd every post.I wish for a working excavator.

[LaputanMachine]

You get one, but it's stolen by a Belgian rug-maker.I wish for internet peace!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the ninjas come and take it away.I wish I were a fairy

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you are too small to be noticed.I wish for a submarine that can't sink.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now it explodes.I wish I had bat wings

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, they are 3 inches long.I wish for a stick of dynamite.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but this does not explode. No matter what you try.I wish for a magic wand

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is a toy that does nothing.I wish for a stick of dynamite that will actually explode.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you never know when...I wish for immortality

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you are stuck living forever, and get very old and wrinkly.I wish for a stick of dynamite that I can control when it explodes.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, you can control it by thinking about it exploding. HEY, DON'T THINK ABOUT DYNAMITE EXPLODING--oops. I wish I had every Bionicle set in perfect condition.

[Vandenreich]

Granted they are all stolenI wish I could think of witty remarks quickly

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you forget how to say or type them.I wish for a perfectly cooked pork roast.

[P~M]

Granted, but it gets infected on the way to your mouth, and you get food poisoning.I wish Pokemon Black 2 and White 2 would be released tomorrow.