The Swimming Beard Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 (edited) Granted, you get one. Too bad your game system blew up yesterday.I wish for another cake. Edited July 29, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but to get it you have to test for Aperture Science.I wish Lyra (from MLP) was my pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but Bon Bon knocks you out and rescues Lyra from your clutches.I wish I had a flying trailer car. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but it gets stolen.I wish I won GSR's contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but he accidentally bought you the 6-month membership instead of year membership.I wish for an original corruption of my previous wish. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riisiing Moon Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 (edited) Granted, but I was too lazy to look at what your original wish was, so in my head I constructed an alternate reality in which your wish was for a pet crocodile. Alternate Riisiing Moon, who's actually a 43-year-old ex-convict for crimes he doesn't feel comfortable repeating on a children's forum, replies, 'Granted, but it eats all your pants.'I wish for a guitar signed by Abraham Lincoln. Edited July 30, 2012 by Riisiing Moon Quote "I admire your style, which is colorful, if monochromatic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 You didn't wish for anything. You explode.I wish for an original corruption of my last wish. Which was that I wanted a flying trailer car.(NO EXCUSES!) Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riisiing Moon Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 But I edited ;_;Granted, but the family inside never left. And they smell and have swine flu.Now, I wish I had a guitar signed by Abraham Lincoln. Quote "I admire your style, which is colorful, if monochromatic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted. But the only way that was feasible was to resurrect him as a zombie. So yes, he signs your guitar, but also devours you savagely.I wish for a sandwich made of steel to throw at people. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, you throw it at the Pyro who throws it back at you with compression blast. You get hit in the head.I wish for my psychokinetic powers to become strong enough to lift a car (I'm currently limited to chandeliers). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but you didn't specify having the ability to keep the car in the air as you lift it, so every time you try, it plummets to the ground a second later.I wish for a race of mecha sharks to cause chaos. (And please be more original than, granted, but you die as well.) Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 The mecha sharks eat each otherI wish for a spearhead in the form of the dynamic psi symbol. Only then will my staff be complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but it stabs you with it's mighty sentience.I wish for an Ultra-Build Nova. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but it's $1,000,000. And after years of saving for it, it gets recalled and you never get one.I wish I was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 (edited) Well then......................................... Granted, but your soul gets trapped in the interdimensional void between here and the afterlife.I wish for a medi-gun. Edited July 30, 2012 by Constructman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, but it's defective.I wish I had money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Granted, you have all the money in the entire world! Taken from every single living being, even from little babies! You cause every country's economy to collapse. Good job.I wish for a kukri. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Granted, but I steal it.I wish I had corrupted that wish with more creativity. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Granted, but as you try to post it, the entire server(and the internet, for that matter) shut down because of the sheer awesomeness.I wish that the Sentry was American. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Granted, it's a redneck american that shoots its alliesI wish that I knew judo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Granted. However, you are paralyzed, so you can't do any of it.I wish Amazon had faster shipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Granted. However, all the traditional stores band together and overthrow Amazon (along with the entire world, for that matter) and rule with an iron fist, forcing everyone to buy from them.I wish the Scout (from Team Fortress 2) was delicious. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Granted. However, you or anyone else will never taste him or eat him.I wish for my Mother, my Father and my Brother to lead happy lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 They do, but you are forced to watch "The Room" for 15 years.I wish he wasn't forced to watch "The Room" for 15 years! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Granted, but I am mocked by everyone, as for when I was down there, movie roles became reversed, where Howard the Duck is a masterpiece, and The Dark Knight is panned by all.I wish Marvel would give an explanation as to why Thanos, Star-Lord and the Power of the Nova Corps (as well as a new centurion) have escaped from the Cancerverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Granted, but they were only joking.I wish i could create...The greatest magic show youll ever see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Granted. But one of your tricks in said magic show was to hypnotize a volunteer into a bloodthirsty, sadistic maniac. However, you screw up, and hypnotize the entire audience (consisting of every single person in the world), causing them to kill each other.I wish for the earth to split into 7 pieces due to a cataclysmic event. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Wish Granted, it does, but then you wake up.I wish for the ability to summon beings to this reality which were generated by Parmenides of Elea's style of causality and knowledge. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) What? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................... Ok, but they steal your ability to summon them and use it to go back home? (It's the best I could think of)I wish for a whole set of Chinese, Japanese, and Malaysian martial arts weapons Edited August 2, 2012 by Constructman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, but they were from Comic-con, costing you a huge bundle and break after the first use.I wish for a normal, non-evil, non-living, peanut-butter and jelly sandwich with fresh ingredients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 You got it. But I ate it.I wish he had it once again. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, but it's so delicious, he's afraid to take another bite in case he ruins it's beauty.I wish people would comment on my drawings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, but they are ugly comments.I wish i had a Tarydium Crystal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted, but then the tarydium mining company comes and takes it away.I wish that I had a stapler that could actually staple together my printed copy of peebrain's psion's handbook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Granted. The only stapler in the universe that could achieve that is the Almighty-Uber-Divine-Awesome Stapler from the depths of the volcano Mount Freegaazorklisx on planet Dostrlazek in another galaxy. Luckily, you do get it, but as you are not it's chosen wielder, it will never work for you.I wish for the Dream-Beings from the Dream World to come to Earth and invade. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Granted, but they kill you 1st.I wish I was Axonn. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Granted, you are now a bunch of plastic pieces in some guy's attic.I wish I used perfect grammer without thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Granted, but you never said perfect spelling; your writing is still unreadable.I wish that could have a trumpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Granted, but the trumpet is actually a summoning tool for an ancient demon, who you accidentally awaken. He destroys the world.I wish my last wish was corrupted with more originality. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, it was, but only slightly more.I wish I was Wheatley. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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