The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 You get all the cookies, unfortunately the world is being destroyed by meteors as we speak. I wish I had a fedora Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted. But then your hair smells like bad stuff. I wish I have the powers of the storm - air, water and lightning. Edited October 28, 2011 by Jl1223 X Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but you don't know how to control them.I wish that my jokes were accepted as funny, if possible. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyder ryder Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 They are so funny that everyone laughs themselves to death, and you are charged with wreckless homicide. I wish that Vezon became president of the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) EDIT: NO! I CAN'T HAVE BEEN NINJA'D!Granted, but he executes everyone he doesn't like the look of. You were the first.I wish I had an unlimited supply of completely uncorruptable wishes. Thus, I could fix mistakes made by previous wishes. yay! Edited October 28, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but then everyone would laugh so hard they all died from laughter and you wouldn't be able to tell any more jokes. I wish the BZRPG wasn't SOO FRIGGIN SLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!! (Darth Vader NOOOOOO) Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 JL, you got NINJA'D! Two Ninja'ings in a row.Anyhow, the BZPRPG becomes so fast that it's over by the time you finally click 'post'.I wish my website got more visitors. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but 92% of the new visitors are sending it malware. The other 8% are spambots.I wish for a dish of incorruptible fish. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankarus Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but, sadly, you choke on the fish and have to go to the emergency room. I wish I had a Ferrari 458 Italia that it made out of indestructable meterial and is completely thief-proof. Quote Are you ready?The Clone Wars are back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Someone puts a bomb in it, killing you. (But the car's fine, of course.)I wish that the person below me would not corrupt my wish. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! The engine doesn't work.I wish others would recognise my genius. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! You are now forced to work in a lab 24/7, designing new kinds of raccoons. You soon develop a hatred for raccoons.I wish I wasn't ninja'd earlier. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 You enroll at a secret ninja school to become a time travelling ninja. You successfully pass though training and use your new found powers to change the past ...and then you explode for no raisin. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 You spontaneously combust because you did not post a wish. Also I don't se why the person above you would want a raisin anyway, let alone explode about it..I wish I was a GIANT DRAGON OF DEATH , immortal, and permanently happy no matter what. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 You forgot to wish! And why didn't he get any raisins?I wish that the world accepted our raccoon overlords. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 The world accepts raccoon overlords, who have you executed.I wish the person above me hadn't been ninja'd. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted. I was not ninja'd, I ninja'd you.I wish my raccoon overlords had infinite respect for me. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Unfortunately, said raccoon overlords live on pluto, meaning they have no way to tell you of their respect, meaning you spend the rest of your life depressed and mistakenly believing they hate you.I wish for some perfectly safe and healthy chocolate which will make me immortal. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but you accidentally eat the non-safe, explosive chocolate instead.I wish my BZPRPG characters were canon. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) They are canon, using up the last of LEGO's legal names list, ending BIONICLE forever. You are then murdered by a mob of angry fans.I wish I had a 7-pupiled left eye. Edited October 28, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but someone mistakes your eye for a cheese-grater, and a side-effect of your over-wishing has given you lactose intolerance.I wish my subconscious was not a pyromaniac. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted, but your concious becomes a pryomaniac. You start a fire an are thrown in prison. I wish I was named Bob. Edited October 28, 2011 by Roablin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but your last name becomes Stormageddon, and people refer to you as that, 'cause it's far more interesting than Bob.I wish I was the temporary ruler-of-the-universe to-be. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 You rule the universe for a second, specifically you rule the universe during it's last second when it explodes for a raisin. I wish I remembered to make a wish. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! You wished to be my slave, due to post-hypnotic suggestion.I wish you would jump off a cliff, slave! Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but when The Invisible Noob hits the ground, he survives, and becomes free. I wish A7X did the music for LoMN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) THe music shatters glass, destroyeing TV's everywhere.I wish I had a Pie. Edited October 28, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but... The pie is alive and carnivorous, its main source of food being humans. Unsurprisingly, it eats you. I wish wishing was not illegal. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Well it never was illegal so nothing happens. I wish Nuju was too cool to live (and no killing him will not count as corrupting the wish) Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! He falls into a coma.I wish The Invisible Noob was my slave again. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 He is! BUT... He only understands newbie speak. You cannot tell him to do anything. I wish I had Sonic Generations and Sonic Unleashed. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but all ther generations rally against you untill the Sonic dog was unleashed, bringing chaos to the world. I wish aliens were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, you will be assimilated, resitance is futile. I wish Gali Mistika was less ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakuaTheAvrahk Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but yo mama is now ugly. I wish Titan-Taka (08) came with gold parts. Quote Reshiram, Zekrom + Kyurem MOCs-New-Credit to Phyoohrii!Still wanna Chibi Hero Factory Banner? PM Me!Now on MOCpages! Fave me! ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! But they use solid gold, thus only five were made, and they each costed £9,000,000,000,000. Sorry. I wish I had a Dalek. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but it's the old emperor and therefore incapable of moving or doing anything much.I wish the Daleks and the BoM got together and had a big party with sopor slime pies and nachos. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but the Cybermen crash the party and delete the Prime Minister. I wish you could figure out my favourite number. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 I figure it out by reading your mind. Cult of Skaro style. Ouch.I wish I had a perfectly safe and healthy pie of immortality and that there were no similiar-looking damgerous things anywhere near. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! You eat the dangerous and unhealthy pie of death and dismemberment. (You made a typo. Twice. You said similiar, and you said damgerous.) I wish I wouldn't die anymore. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 CURSE YOU TYPOS!! CUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!! !! !! !! Granted. You are put in a coma till the end of the universe.I wish SBURB and TRON were real games. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.