.:Ascenic:. Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted: But everything is in black and white. I wish someone would stop punching my salad.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted! LotK eats it.I wish everyone was incredibly shocked by the finale of S2 of my comics at the end of the month. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted. They die. Because they were shocked. The more resistant people died after realising what a horrible pun it was.I wish that my signature was alive and out to destroy the moon. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Granted, but when the moon is destroyed the universe dies.I wish I had a girlfriend. Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Hey, is that your girlfriend? Nope, just Chuck Testa.I wish I was a pegasus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) Granted. Owait, Pegasi don't exist. You are erased from existence.I wish that people would actually READ MY COMICS! Edited November 17, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Granted, but they think they suck.I wish Virok would stop using the last Kinlukko. Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Granted, he uses the next to last of the Kinlukko.I wish I didn't mix up his gender. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) Granted, but he used the second-last-Kinlukko-which-everyone-forgot-about.Ninja'dGranted, you forgot what a gender was.I wish I could go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Edited November 17, 2011 by Festus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, but it was during the seventh book!I wish my next wish isn't going to be corrupted. Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted. Your next wish was to die. I wish that I had control over the internet. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) Granted. What a waste of a wish.I wish for a swimming pool.Ninja'd Edited November 18, 2011 by Mt Ihu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted. You have control over the internet because you are now the internet. You are an unfeeling computer out to destroy humanity, no longer human. Congratulations... I guess?I wish for a sword that was actually a kanohi that was actually a cake. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 GRANTED! As a sword that is really a kanohi that is really a cake, it is completely useless as a sword or kanohi. And as we all know that cake is a lie, you don't even have a cake.I wish that BZP would load faster. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Granted, It loads finnishes loading before it's finnished loading, thus causing bzp to exist in two places, thus causing the universe to expload, and then expload again.I wish there were zombies in Command and Conquer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 There are, but they're so hard to kill that nobody plays the game.I wish the 4.0 heroes came out already! Quote BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 They come out but they fail because LEGO didn't have enough time to make them good.I wish spinach was tasty. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Granted. But only the rich and powerful get it, because it's so tasty. This has the adverse effect of creating an undestroyable dynasty of rich and powerful people, because we all know that "I'm strong to the finish, cuz' I's eats me spinach...I wish I could regenerate, have a sonic screwdriver and a tardis, know how to work them all, and not be the last of my species. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Grated, you get killed by a Dalek, and now The Doctor is the last Time Lord.I wish I had started watching Doctor Who sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 You watch it one second earlier.I wish Pinkie Pie existed and did not go "Cupcakes" on anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Granted. Instead, she goes "Cake" on everyone.I wish that the earth was edible. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 It is, but everybody eats it and then dies because we have no planet to live on.I wish there was no more My Little Pony avatars and banners. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Granted! And the world is happy once again!(No. I am not corrupting that one. No way.)I wish that I was able to watch all the Doctor Who episodes on netflix. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Netflix streams the episodes to your computer but they glitch up completely, causing irreparable damage to the spacetime continuum.I wish nothing bad would happen when I didn't wish for anything. ~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Granted, but when you feel like even asking for something, bad things happen.I wish people would listen. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 They do, but not to anything important.I wish that zombies weren't so common in games. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Granted! They are replaced by Kinlukko.I wish my comics weren't reaching the end... Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenore Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Done! They are now at the end.I wish I knew what a Kinlukko is. Quote Blog "A Cask of Amontillado": Breaking News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Granted! But you go insane once you know what it is...I wish for pie. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You get a pie, but there's a Kinlukko in it. (A Kinlukko is a cross-breed between a Kinloka and a Gukko. It's a bipedal Kinloka, with wings)I wish for THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT! Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 You get THE BEGINNING OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT instead.I wish we could hop between universes. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Granted. You hop into a universe where everyone is Chuck Norris.I wish for a wish that might actually have meaning. Quote Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Granted! You wish to die.I wish that I was friends with Chuck Norris, and he wouldn't kill me and would teach me everything he knows. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Granted! But he recently suffered amnesia, and only knows his name.However, he is now better, but it's too late, because he killed you.I wish my comics were more popular. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 They get more popular... amongst trolls and spam bots.I wish for a turtle. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 The turtle is a giant alligator snapping turtle and cant fit in his tank.I wish more people liked My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 It eats your head off.I wish I had a pet that wouldn't kill me. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 You get a pet that doesn't kill you. It kills everyone else.I wish I could revive people. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Granted, dude. You start reviving people like Hitler who then kill you!I wish the member below me was less awesome. Quote BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Wish grante-No. Impossible. I'm Makuta Klak.I wish someone else could grant his wish. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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