Steal the Mask 3

[FrozenFlash]

I shove an alarm clock down your throat.

 

My mask.

[Eiji Hino]

I grab you by the neck and drown you in a bowl of milk.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I put sawdust in your cereal and you choke.

 

My mask.

[Eiji Hino]

I rip your nose off.  The mask cannot be worn without a nose.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I blow all of my warm snot and mucus at you with the greatest of ease, now that I don't have a nose.

 

My mask.

[JAG18]

I blow all of my warm snot and mucus at you with the greatest of ease, now that I don't have a nose.

 

I use Yondu's magic arrow to turn you into Swiss cheese.  (please note the more fantastical thing about that sentence is the idea that I actually know how to whistle)

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I love cheese! I love it dairy much! Solar plexus punch!

 

My mask.

[Eiji Hino]

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I hire hitmen to take you out. They succeed.

 

My Mask.

[Eiji Hino]

I hit you with a man.

It's my mask now.

[JAG18]

I kill you in a game of Hitman.

 

My mask. 

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I beat you with Monopoly. Literally. I pick up a Monopoly board and beat you up with it.

 

My Mask.

[FrozenFlash]

I perform surgery on you. Too bad I suck at it.

 

My mask.

[Eiji Hino]

'Tis but a scratch!

But now your arm's off.

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I hurl you into a nearby canyon, where you are then devoured by wolves.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I ask your villagers to bring out their dead. On a makeshift gurney, you see yourself! You are confused.

 

My mask.

[Eiji Hino]

It's just a flesh wound my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Is your body being incinerated by my laser still just a flesh wound? I guess it could be, but you're still incinerated. So that leaves the Mask for me.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I douse you with gasoline and you are also caught on fire! Mwahahahahahaha!

 

My mask!

[JAG18]

I unleash the power of the HAND SPINNER.

 

My mask. 

[Eiji Hino]

I bash you over the head with a record player.

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I respond by hitting you in the face with a VHS player.

 

My Mask.

[FrozenFlash]

I strangle you with a bunch of wires.

 

My mask.

[Eiji Hino]

I use an arc welder to cauterize your tear ducts... and other assorted internal organs.

It's my mask now.

[JAG18]

I use Nuparu's drill to blast a hole through your body. 

 

My mask. 

[The Invisible Handman]

I steal the mask while you weren't looking and stash it in a secure vault that I throw into a black hole. I'd like to see someone try to claim it now.

 

My mask.

[Eiji Hino]

That black hole was my mouth.  So you basically fed me the mask.

It's my mask now.

[The Invisible Handman]

I steal your mouth, with the mask in it.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I strike you down with chain lightning.

 

My Mask.

[Eiji Hino]

I run you over with Greased Lightning^TM.

It's my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I run you over with Lightning McQueen. 

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnDsUuXhjPQ

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I rebuild him into a Transformer. He then steps on you.

 

My Mask.

[Eiji Hino]

You get shot with Megatron's Fusion Cannon.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I combat your Megatron with Unicron.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I use the power of erosion to cause Unicron to collapse on top of himself.

 

My Mask.

[Eiji Hino]

Get Matrix of Leadership'd.

It's my mask now.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I cleanse this thread of Transformers references.

 

My mask.

[JAG18]

I use acid to cleanse your body of all its skin.

 

My mask. 

Edited May 29, 2017 by JAG18

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I use a holy book to cleanse your soul of its sin.

 

My mask.