Xabla Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Welcome, one and all, and welcome to the Illuminati! Tell us any theories of what they are doing behind the scenes! Mine is that they control Bionicle's end and return, and they are Highly Suspect himself. But why? 2 Quote cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Illuminati confirmed! 6 Quote avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 This is the third post in this topic. There are three sides on triangle. This topic's name has three words. Three divided by three is one. There is one eye. Illuminati confirmed. 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Cup of Fail Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Gali is part of the Illuminati Also when will this topic be taken down or is it staying (because I don't know if BZP like us talking about this unless they love TJs video on The Vigilant Christian ) 1 Quote My Topics MOCs: Construct-a-Astronaut __________________________________________________ Find Me On Flickr Twitter Youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 This is the third post in this topic. There are three sides on triangle. This topic's name has three words. Three divided by three is one. There is one eye. Illuminati confirmed.Why am I not surprised to see you on this thread? 2 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
believe victims Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I bet the staff are going to close this topic down the second their highly-tuned reptilian senses detect this topic's existence. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Stationed at the north pole is a large, black, pyramid shaped building with a large, singular, eye carved into the side, inside of this building, there exist "little velociraptors in elf costumes," that run around the place building toys, near the back of the pyramid, there is a lizard monster, who goes around, once a year, delivering these toys to the people of the world while wearing a human mask, beneath the pyramid, is a jail-cell, housed in which, are the "Naughty children," of the world, this, my friends, is the true story of Hitler's death, it was at the hands of the illuminati lizard monster more commonly known as Santa Clause. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobber Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 The government (including BZP staff) are secretly putting microcarbs into our everyday bread. What are these 'microcarbs' you ask? They're these little berries that are full of fats that put even Mcdonalds to shame.They have 3 microcarbs per 3 slices, so that's 3x3=6. Illuminati confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_verceles Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Stationed at the north pole is a large, black, pyramid shaped building with a large, singular, eye carved into the side, inside of this building, there exist "little velociraptors in elf costumes," that run around the place building toys, near the back of the pyramid, there is a lizard monster, who goes around, once a year, delivering these toys to the people of the world while wearing a human mask, beneath the pyramid, is a jail-cell, housed in which, are the "Naughty children," of the world, this, my friends, is the true story of Hitler's death, it was at the hands of the illuminati lizard monster more commonly known as Santa Clause. More like Satan Claus, amirite? Quote justin_verceles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Stationed at the north pole is a large, black, pyramid shaped building with a large, singular, eye carved into the side, inside of this building, there exist "little velociraptors in elf costumes," that run around the place building toys, near the back of the pyramid, there is a lizard monster, who goes around, once a year, delivering these toys to the people of the world while wearing a human mask, beneath the pyramid, is a jail-cell, housed in which, are the "Naughty children," of the world, this, my friends, is the true story of Hitler's death, it was at the hands of the illuminati lizard monster more commonly known as Santa Clause. More like Satan Claus, amirite? No, you're wrong, he's still a nice guy, so long as you don't see him without his mask, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 @The Bone-Snatcher, You know 3x3=9 right not 6? Unless you meant 3+3 but then your math equation wouldn't make sense... Just saying... Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 @The Bone-Snatcher, You know 3x3=9 right not 6? Unless you meant 3+3 but then your math equation wouldn't make sense... Just saying...That's what made it funny! I used to heavily believe in the Illuminati, but now that has mostly faded. When I study history and behold world events, however, I see some links and it makes me think that something might be happening in the background, but nothing too stupid such as putting your symbol everywhere (the 'all seeing eye' inside of a triangle with rays coming out is actually a Christian symbol from the Renaissance, the triangle being for the Trinity. I sure you can guess the other aspects. Now if you see that symbol without a triangle there, then there is something fishy about it...) Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybre Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Noses are triangular in shape. Illuminati confirmed! Quote mindeth the cobwebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 There are three letters in FBI, there are also three letters in CIA AND in USA, you know what has three sides? Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xabla Posted February 19, 2015 Author Share Posted February 19, 2015 There are three letters in FBI, there are also three letters in CIA AND in USA, you know what has three sides?A square? Quote cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 There are three letters in FBI, there are also three letters in CIA AND in USA, you know what has three sides?A square? The American government, triangles, and Santa's workshop, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorahk1Panrahk2 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 While I never met him, my coworkers told me of a guy who used to frequent our work who would ocassionally stop and talk to them about how the Illuminati where fixing the system and keeping us little people down. He reportedly cited Geroge W. Bush and the Queen as high ranking members. Apparently he doesn't show up anymore. I guess the Illuminati finally got him. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manducus Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 You know, Hapori Tohu's head is sort of shaped like a triangle. Could Big Brother Hapori be watching all of us right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xabla Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 You know, Hapori Tohu's head is sort of shaped like a triangle. Could Big Brother Hapori be watching all of us right now?I think so. He is a mod is he not? Quote cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manducus Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Or is he something else? BZP = 3 letters Hapori = 6 letters/2 (Hapori Tohu has two words) = 3 moamahrimatoro currently posted 3 times in this topic "Illuminati Topic" has fifteen letters/5 = 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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