Taka Nuvia Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. It is tasty, very tasty even, but it has been contaminatd with a zombie poison. So it is indeed your last wish, since you die, but then you come back as a zombie. Due to a series of unfortunate events, you end up at a carnival, my carnival, and are now bound to follow my commands. But don't worry, it will only last a few years :)I wish my carnival would get famous Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. The zombie is the main attraction and is the entire reason your carnival is renowned. After the few years is up, however, the zombie's curse kicked in and you lose all the money you've earned (all two dollars. You weren't that good at business, as it turns out). Anyway, so much for that, right?I wish I could be reincarnated. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Granted; you are reincarnated as a fence post. A fence post with a termite infestation.I wish I had a hivemind army I could control (that wouldn't turn against me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. You can have your fish, but first it jumps up off your dish.Er, it then falls upon your cat, who begins to flatten it with a bat.I wish the bat would steal the fish and take it home to feed his nice little bat family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you are reincarnated as a goldfish. You now officially live in a glass bowl!I wish I could live somewhere far away... without carnivals, circuses or the like, and it's not an ice planet. ^^double ninja'd? Me? OoGranted, but now the bats are becoming more and more every day. Soon the world is over-populated.Must have been a special fish, huH?I wish I could live somewhere far away... without carnivals, circuses or the like, and it's not an ice planet. ^^ Edited February 22, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Drat. I need to refresh the page more often.Granted. You now live on the Deathstar. Right before it gets blown up too.I wish I didn't have to send you to such a horrible fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Granted, Taka Nuvia gives YOU a horrible fate! :PI wish for 9-11-01, and any other terrorist attacks to have never happened in history, because then, we wouldn't have had dead family members. (Nobody died in my family that I know of that day, but my Dad was on an airplane from Colorado that day. ) I'm sorry if any of you have any family members that died in the Global War on Terrorism, or on 9/11. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Granted. No terrorist attacks have ever happened in history; this is because they have all been sent through time to happen at the same time in the future. Specifically, December 21, 2012. Ouch.I wish I had a set of Ghost Recon armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Granted, you have a set of BROKEN AND RUSTY Ghost Recon armor.I wish I had a functional and powerful Gauss Rifle that I can use.Granted, you have a set of BROKEN AND RUSTY Ghost Recon armor.I wish I had a functional and powerful Gauss Rifle that I can use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Granted, but you get arrested for having two Gauss rifles.Forget Gauss rifles, I wish I had a Siege Tank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Granted but it has an AI and shoots you!I wish I had complete control of an entire Terran base with no restrictions and INFINITE RESOURCES. In real life. Oh, and it happens to be right next to my house. And I can make it bigger or smaller as I choose. (Try and corrupt THAT.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Granted. The ninjas take notice of your house and infiltrate the area while you are asleep in your house. They now control the base to your amazement as you installed a security system (they're ninjas, go figure). All your base are belong to ninja. I wish I had a telescope Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Granted. The Hubble Telescope randomly falls on your house, and the United States Government comes to take it, and requests to pay the damages to the telescope, which total billions of dollars. You then point out that the telescope destroyed your house, but they don't care because you have insurance and that will cover it. Unfortunately, your insurance does not cover random telescopes crashing into your house, so you lose everything and move into a cheap apartment and get a job at McDonalds. then one day, you pick up a piece of paper, roll it up... AND YOU HAVE A PAPER TELESCOPE!!! You then rejoice at this moment, and die from the happiness of finally having a telescope.I wish for a spherical object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 granted. it's a frag grenade, without the pin.i wish i could save the world Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted. You grab my frag grenade, because it just so happens I'm standing near a nuclear missile base, and if it goes off, there would be a nuclear war. You then run far, far away with said grenade, saving the world. It then kills you.I wish that grenades didn't kill people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted, But apples are now the most lethal thing in existence.I wish I could play guitar better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted, you are now so good that you become famous. However, one person dislikes you and throws a slice of pizza at you while you are performing, somehow causing your fingers to break, and you can't play guitar anymore.I wish for some food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted. It is stolen by wild Monkeys.I wish I had wisdom. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) granted, you have one wise thought, all the others are lame.I wish I wasn't grounded. (I'm posting this at school! ) Edited February 24, 2012 by Makuta_JarJar-Binks Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted, but you never learn to obey rules and end up going on a crime spree.I wish I was good at making conversation. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted. You are so good at it, that you just happen to enter into one conversation. AND IT NEVER ENDS.I wish for a birthday cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted. It tastes terribleI wish for the world to end and that I survive. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Granted. The earth shatters. We lost, and everything is gone. The sky has lost its color and has turned into an inky black. You see the fragments of what was float by in the abyss and you realize that no matter what you may do or wish, it can never be put back together again into what it once was. That time is now over and all that is left is destruction. You realize there is no more reason for your existence, but the fact that you still breathe drives you to insanity. You never feel happiness ever again, but rather a dull melancholy in the aftermath.I wish I had a rainbow! 8D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted. You are in the middle of nowhere, it's raining, and you get a rainbow. But you also die from hypothermia because you weren't prepared.I wish for a box of donuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted. (trollface) The donuts were full of bombs.I wish I had no homework but still retained my knowledge and intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted; you retain your knowledge and experience... Of how to eat burritos.I wish for a chicken burrito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted, but they came from my Burrito Gun, which is similar to my Pie Gun. (Reference to my comic, which you must read to know why that's a bad thing!)I wish more people would read my comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted. However, now people only come to BZP to read your comics. They don't post or anything, they just read your comics. The forums are now completely empty and BZPower shuts down.I wish for a candy bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 You get a candy bar, but it tastes terrible.I wish I had a delicious candy bar. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Granted, But Derpy Hooves knocks it onto the floor. But at least she gives you a muffin in apology.I wish my fingers were unbroken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 granted, now your feet are broken.i wish that i find a huge deposit of diamonds in minecraft Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted, but you fall into a pit of lava and die, losing all those diamondsI wish I had Fallout 2 and 3 to play while my feet heal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 granted, however you break your hands while playing them, and never finish fallout 2 and fallout 3i wish for lava proof armor in minecraft Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted; it's in the middle of a lava pit. Have fun getting it!I wish for a set of armour from Dark Souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted. You have armor crafted from tortured souls whose misery and despair has taken physical form in the insane lament. Unfortunately, the armor is constantly depressed and thus it is not effective at protecting you in battle. You try to rally your armor with a pep talk, but your armor instead gets frustrated and rage quits on you. You now face an entire army of orcs without any protection and a sword crafted from the finest cardboard. I wish I had a giant mallet. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted,but it lands on you.I wish I was completely uninjured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted; you are uninjured, but buried thirteen feet below-ground.I wish I could breathe normally and without harm in any situation (e.g., underwater, air, vacuum of space, toxic gas, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 You do, but at the cost of not being able to smell cookies.I wish Derpy Hooves was my friend. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Granted. You get electrocuted, however. The last words you ever hear are "I just don't know what went wrong."I wish I could fly. =3 Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 You can.but a bird with the face of a dog surprises you and you fall out of the sky.and dieI wish that I existed in a peaceful world Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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