The Swimming Beard Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but they are terrible.I wish for a cup of coffee. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but it's such a tiny cup that it doesn't help much.I wish for a pot of gold Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted. However a massive gold mine with tons worth of gold is discovered, making the price of gold drop dramatically meaning that your little pot is pretty much worthless.I wish I could focus on my work. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but you focus on the wrong work.I wish for a flame thrower. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted. However, it is faulty and backfires on you.I wish for a pizza. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but it has only anchovies on it.I wish for a nuclear submarine. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but it explodes. And the radioactivity and fallout are not pleasant.I wish I could actually write a decent fantasy novel Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Liars Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted. However you accidentally infringed copyright and are soon faced with a lawsuit.I wish I could stay awake today without caffeine. Quote ___ ___ ___ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but you replace it wtih sugar. And as much fun having a sugar rush might be, you end up feelinbg sick and a bit embarassed by how much you must've talked.I wish I would not worry about things so much Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you stay awake forever, and when you try to sleep, you can't.Granted, but you worry only slightly less.I wish for a Tyranosaurus Rex fossil. Edited April 19, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but it's made of plastic.I wish I could live in a fantasy world with knights and magic and dark and bizarre creatures Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, you are eaten by one of those bizzare creatures.I wish I had the perfect cheeseburger, and I must eat it. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted; unfortunately, a flaming bear punches you in the crotch shortly after consumption of the aforementioned burger, then nonchalantly walks away.I wish for Dark Souls II to be released tomorrow, and for it to be the most perfect game ever released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Granted, it's full of bugs and viruses.I wish I was funny Edited April 19, 2012 by Makuta_JarJar-Binks Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but every one laughs at you for the rest of your life and you are... SHAMED 4 LIFEI wish I never had too eat. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but you are fed through a tube in your nose for the rest of your life.I wish for a perfectly cooked hamburger that I must actually eat. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted. It's perfectly cooked, but it also has arsenic in it. Fortunately for you, you're only hospitalized because you manage to have your cat dial 911. Soon after that, you become so paranoid that you never eat animal products again and become a vegan.I wish you would stop posting about food. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted, but I post about Smooth Jazz instead.I wish Smooth Jazz was more popular. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Granted unfortunately everybody gets bored of it and decides to move on to the next great thing. All in one day.I wish I had a Death Note that whoever's name is written in it is killed by nearest Microsoft product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but your name is on it.I wish I had a pet Nui-Rama. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted. It flies away.I wish you had a pet Nui-Jaga. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, however, I bring it to your house/condo/apartment/whatever and it stings you.I wish I had a pet nui-rama that could not fly away. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted. The Nui-Jaga that I gave you earlier stings it to death.I wish you had a pet Muaka. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, the first thing it does is eat you.I wish I had a sword like in my avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Congratulations, you now have a sword like the one in your avatar. But lo and behold, it turns out that you are the sword are your own two people. You are two very different people, and while you didn't realize it at first, the sword is now sucking the life out of you. It isn't the person you thought it was. It is making you fight with your parents and your friends, and now all you really want to do is curl up and die. But that isn't an option either, as the sword has a baby on the way and you know that your life has slowly become ruined by the hunk of metal you so stupidly wished for on a Bionicle forum.I wish my phone's battery lasted longer. Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (Wow. I invented that sword in my comic and used a recolored Lhikan blade, so that's obviously not true. But congratulations on the maddening and horrifying corruption.)Granted, it lasts forever. Someone steals it and never has to recharge it, so they never EVER come back to you to either return it, ask properly, or attempt to steal the charger giving you a chance to call the cops or reclaim it. Also, your parents refuse to buy you a new one, and you have no more cash income of any kind, free or earned. Congratulations, you ruined your life too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 You forgot to wish, so I can't corrupy it.I wish for a rocket launcher. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 wish granted. it malfunctions and explodes your house and are forced to move in with an annoying relative/neighbor until the house is fixed.I wish for a rip in the space-time continuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but it makes the universe explode.I wish for the next wisher to be ninja'd. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you can't see the ninja...I wish I could speak Italian fluently Edited April 20, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but no one around you speaks it, so it's useless.I wish I could stop the Pony Fad from spreading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantera Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the names are changed (but not the gameplay, OOOOH! ) because Black 2 and White 2 don't sound hip and/or cool.AAAAAAAHHHH!EDIT: Granted, but it still resurfaces on Memebase (Can I say that? Well, it isn't After Dark, but that's a whole different story.) and other sites you love.So basically, it's on every site it is mentioned EXCEPT BZPower.I wish I had known I wear skinny jeans before now. My mom told me. (I'm a rather big guy, too. So THUNDER THIGHS really show when I sit down!)------------------------------------------Off Topic in CoT: Should I get Pokemon? It's starting to interest me... I need an opinion from s NON-CRAZED POKEMON FANBOY/GIRL! Edited April 20, 2012 by Pantera Quote Led Zeppelin? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, it was one second earlier.I wish for you to whack the thornax. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantera Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but I still think that sounds dirty. Wackman? *shakes my head, grinning*I wish every wish here was uncorruptable. PROBLEMO SOLVED-O. Quote Led Zeppelin? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but people stop playing because it is boring.I wish for some tasty grass. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantera Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you are arrested because "grass" is slang for another thing I can't mention on BZPower. Good one, huh?I wish Ed, Edd, n' Eddy was more popular than it was. And Dexter's Laboratory. And Courage The Cowardly Dog.It was Disney and Nick at the time. They had WAAAY more popular shows in the '90s.EDIT: lol, I was born in '98. <--- What somebody says when they say "'90s was the best decade EVER!" Edited April 20, 2012 by Pantera Quote Led Zeppelin? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but the show becomes unpopular because the only people who watch it are hipsters, and it becomes mainstream to watch it.I wish Toa of Smooth Jazz would have two pet Nui-Ramas. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but I train them to attack you.I wish I had a swarm of Nui-Ramas Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Granted, but BZ Coolness has trained them to attack YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Yet again, you forgot to wish.I wish for a swarm of Nui-Ramas that BZCoolness hasn't trained to attack me. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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