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Basilisk was... a man of few words. When he got upset he just released his shoggoths upon us, letting them swallow us whole with unholy fury. But at the end of the day, he was just a sad, lonely little man who wanted nothing more than to be liked, and to have friends.

 

We shouldn't hold that against him, because despite his flaws he was also a most dedicated judge and staff member, and overall just a spanking great fellow.

 

D.W.B.H, Basilisk, you've earned it.

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...It is too early in the morning for this.

 

12:43 PM, and it is too early in the morning for this.

 

Everything that has more or less than four limbs, the door is that way.

 

Everything else... Just sort of do normal meatbag things.

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Basilisk, I said take care of the Mi-Go infestation, not enslave them!

 

Enslaved...nononono....won loyalty....

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After reading the article on Bouncers, I can't help help thinking it was the greatest idea ever to make one a Jedi. I would do the same, but Grochi kind of has rights with that kind of thing.

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Bouncers are a pretty rare species. A Bouncer Jedi, even more rare. Really rare.

There are dozens of other species that are available. And I like having only one Pillow of the Jedi. It's a bit arbitrary, but we don't really need a flock of bouncers.Basically... I'd be very reluctant to approve another Bouncer Jedi.

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Actually, I think a group of bouncers is called a "fort," not a flock. =P

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It's not even annoyance anymore. I just find bouncers with Clint Eastwood's face hilarious.

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And you find yourself looking like someone who can't take a joke, which, by my guess, still leaves me with the high ground.

 

Also, it is objectively hilarious. Doesn't matter if it's a good idea, it's the third funniest thing I've dealt with all day.

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Then cut out the whiner part and leave in the troll part, and you see what I think you look like when you go on about this. =P

 

That's strange...

 

My pot just started complaining about my kettle... I've never seen this happen before, and I'm honestly not sure what to do. Do I tell them to shush? Do I watch as they complain about things they both do? Or do I just ignore them, and hope they stop?I'm the Snark Knight. Really, what did you guys expect?

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Then cut out the whiner part and leave in the troll part, and you see what I think you look like when you go on about this. =P

 

That's strange...

 

My pot just started complaining about my kettle... I've never seen this happen before, and I'm honestly not sure what to do. Do I tell them to shush? Do I watch as they complain about things they both do? Or do I just ignore them, and hope they stop?'m the Snark Knight. Really, what did you guys expect?

 

 

You should know by now that it will never automatically stop.

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You dress them up in pretty floral bonnets and you put them on the teacup rides at Disney World.

 

ahem

 

So, Madara, what's our plan for setting up things at Bespin? Do we introduce the current administrator first, and then the sabacc game? Or does that bit come after the arrival?

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And your light shines bright - yes so much brighter shine on


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We will remember


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Alright, I'll get to work on getting the hyperspace posts out of the way sometime today. The pattern will likely be me/Basilisk/me for the hyperspace post order.

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Hrm, I'm feeling the CIS is a little... Undermanned. I mean, I sorta understand the Criminal Syndicates having the number they have, but, the CIS/Mandalorians?!?!?! That's a surprise. At the moment I'm working on a profile (Or two. Maybe three?) for the CIS, should be done in a bit.

 

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...If I can provide a recommendation, just do one profile. Yeah, the CIS is undermanned as it is, but if you make a bunch of characters for it then you're going to tax the staff by making them play NPCs for the CIS and Mando'ade a lot, or your characters are going to get themselves bunched together, and neither makes for good storytelling.

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I found no other record of the mention of that name anywhere else in the topic. I found precisely one profile submitted by you, on the ninth page of this topic, with a character named 'Brand Vastwind,' and, apart from the atrociously bare-bones appearance section, I am not approving it due to the incongruity of the Jedi having Mandalorian armor, several problems with the ship, the history section being much too short, the Force abilities - particularly the robot-tracking one, the appallingly short personality section, the really just terribly bad grammar, and any other problems that might have managed to slip under the radar. The next time you write a profile for a character, take it seriously.

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Now, inside of the Confederacy, there are different ranks, correct? And of these ranks, there would be certain ones for Droids and other officers of meatbag origin.

 

Where would a Geonosian fit in? Along the lines of a, Colonel using today's ranking? Maybe?

 

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Now, inside of the Confederacy, there are different ranks, correct? And of these ranks, there would be certain ones for Droids and other officers of meatbag origin.

 

 

Where would a Geonosian fit in? Along the lines of a, Colonel using today's ranking? Maybe?

 

 

 

That depends entirely on what branch of the armed forces he is a part of and what role you plan for him.

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Considering the Geonosian is in the Warrior Cast and is 33 years old, I'd say he's a little more than good. My mind is currently more mushier than the inside of a giant Space Rock Monster, and I can't even remember the color of Khorne's lightsaber.

 

EDIT: Alright, thanks for the info.

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No, that's why I asked. For the sake of everything, Grevious is atop of everything (Granted, though, he IS more droid than organic.)

 

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"Course it's good ya squealin' runt! Red goes fastah!"


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