They say that that 'vote for the worst' thing that viewers tried to get Sanjaya to the top with doesn't work. I'd like to challenge that. If it didn't, how else did Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson win? Nah, just kidding... Or at least that's what I'll let you think... I honestly believe those two lack any talent whatsoever.
Anyways... Gurg... I fell asleep at who knows when waiting for my mom to go up to bed so I could sneak downstairs and stay up late using the good ol' computulator here
I say it's National Anger Day, so go give people you don't like a piece of your mind, from the hostile section of it. Yeah, that's an order... *hisses* Go be mean to the guy who cut you in line at the coffee place last week. Talk smack about the mom of the person who always breaks into your locker and steals your favorite snack from your lunch. Push that arrogant guy who never shuts up and never gets punished by teachers for being a bully to the side. Tell the chatty, superficial girl who sits b
It's raining heavily. I'm exceptionally groggy. I feel cranky. I don't like the fact that the blog staff -removed- and closed my entries. I don't like that I had to get up out of my bed. I don't like that I'll have to run faster than Forrest Gump in the rain to get to my bus stop. I don't like the fact that I have MCAS again today. I don't like the fact that this testing will start immediately at first period. I don't like that I have to go to French class, today. I don't like that I feel so abs
So, the world's not-at-all-really-so-favorite blonde blunderer will only serve 23 days due to "good behavior". So wait, what, does going into withdrawl from not having her daily fix of expensive makeup, items, and pets with really dumb sounding names and weird species names and refusing to realize she's even worse than the "common folk" count as "good behavior"? Man, it's like Arkham Asylum, in Gotham City in the DC world. The villains are admitted, and then faster than you can say "bad decision
It's raining out right now, and we've been getting lots of lightning and thunder. Awesome, I really like that sort of weather except for when the power goes out.
Anyways, today we had the first of two Math MCAS standardized testing sessions. Next week we have History MCAS. Had the first four periods to do them. I worked on them all for a while and took my sweet time, being that I wanted to stay careful. Some questions were tough, but of course that's why there are mathematical procedures. Af
Apparently, everybody's favorite nitwitted blond is "traumatized" by having to go to jail. Oh no, poor, rich, arrogant Paris! How ever shall she do without her expensive, skimpy dresses tailor-made for anorexic sticks with IQs lower than Antarctica's lowest temperatures? And she'll... *gasp* chafe her skin on the rough prison beds without her herbal miracle shampoo and conditioner! And mixing with the common folk, too! The horror of it all![/sarcasm]
Really, she needs to get over the fact th
After my relatives came over for Mother's Day, I spent some time online, and then went to bed late. And I got no sleep. I tried to fall asleep but I couldn't. I was up for an extremely long time. I tried drinking lots of water, but that didn't work. I tried plenty of things, but got no sleep. To pass the time sometimes, I read The Watchmen, and finished it this way. And I still couldn't get to sleep. It was just so agitating... My body felt ready to shut down but I couldn't get to sleep... I kep
When the doctor is holding up your newborn child: "Look Ma, no hands!"
When you're taking a taxi to an important location and you need to get there quick: "Okay, mister, which way did you want to go, again?"
If you're Oprah: "Wait, why are any of us watching this show?"
When you're performing heart surgery on somebody: "Hey, doc, this is the wrong patient."
Again, when you're performing heart surgery on somebody: "Uh-oh, looks like the anesthetic wasn't strong enough."
When you're
Alright, so most of you know by now that everybody's not-really-at-all-favorite woman of questionable repute is in jail, correct? I was talking to my dad about that today while we were in the mall getting presents for my mom for mother's day, and I realized something: Paris is idolized by young girls because she has fancy phones, fancy cars, desirable objects, boyfriends, and money. Girls, and other people too of course, want these things. But Paris has these things because everybody else has on
This is a question about vegetarianism. Suppose everybody stops eating meat and we all eat veggies. Then what? What will we do with the cows? We don't need that much milk, and none of us would eat that meat. Plus, what about vegetarians who consider milking cruel? And what would we do with chickens and their eggs? And all the commercially bred fish and other such animals? It would cost billions just to make farms into partial animal care facilities, and really stupid. In the end, to avoid expens
Had to get up this morning, haul myself downstairs, get my shoes on and pack my lunch into my bag. I had a slice of pizza that I reheated in the toaster (one of those mini-oven models) and settled down at my computer, and wasn't happy to see that that last part of my entry was deleted, seeing as what I said about the guy is completely true.
Anyways, I browsed around online and then had to run to my bus stop to catch the bus. I showed the guys on the bus my parody of the Black Sabbath song 'Iro
I overslept and woke up at 6:35, having to rush out of the house. I had to get dressed, get all my stuff, get a little breakfast, and run out the door. I barely made it to the bus stop...
Then I got to school and managed to get on a computer, and interacted on the interwebs there... Then I had Computer Fun class, so there was more interaction (yippee!) and I played some games, plus went on other sites...
Then I had Assisted Study, which was incredibly dull and wasted on talking about a l
To say something, first: Contentment is listening to metal, a kitten sitting atop your head, and having that whiny Emo kid buried in your back yard. About that: While I don't actually have a cat sitting on my head, nor do I have one in general, and I will neither confirm or deny the last part of my sentence, it's pretty much true.
Anyways...........Wow. Who'da thunk it, I have 500 entries. Ten times fifty. Five-zero-zero. Twenty times twenty-five. Two-five-oh doublesized. Yike. I (re)started
Biomech was correct- it's the Pink Floyd song, "Stop", which is now one of my favorites ever. It'll probably be my blog subtitle for a long time to forever, since the song makes me so nostalgic... Mmn...
I wrote a parody of the Black Sabbath song 'Iron Man' today...
In school we had an assembly on abusive relationships... It was good and all, but my classmates didn't take it very seriously... Plus the guy who narrated the story... Well, he... Um... Yeah, I don't wanna mention it. Took arou
I've returned to the lyrics subtitle after a long break. Guess what song it is?
Anyways, I had a doctor's appointment today about medication, and my mom picked me up right after lunch, so I just packed a bag of those midget sour cream and onion pringles for lunch, and then we went to Burger King after we left school. Mmm, the fries there are my favorites, and the chicken fingers are tasty...
I got some homework done today, and relaxed. Blegh...
I'm working on some lyrics illustrations..
I went to see it with my dad today. And I was not disappointed at all. I loved it. The start was a great one, and I loved how the symbiote arrived... Flint Marko's transformation and reformation was one of the most dramatic, emotional scenes ever... Peter's struggles, and those of the people around him, were well portrayed. His discovery of the suit and how he used it was great, but I was aghast when Peter got himself an Emo hairstyle. However, this was alleviated when he acted rude and thoughtl
I'm ticked. Wanna know why? See, every day I post an entry, long and meaningful, for the express benefit of being seen and read by members. And pretty quick, it's whacked off the front page into obscurity, for we all know the little member gremlins never check the second page. What ticks me is that I spend so much time putting relevance and thought into my words and then a horde of ravening noobs posts entries like 'HOMG TODAYS I'S AM GOTTED ME SUM STUFF LAWL POST HEER I'S AWESOME DUDE!' that ar
My dad isn't gonna take me to see Spider-Man 3 today... He's gonna take me to see it tomorrow... Nooooooo... And I'll have to see it with my little sister... ARGH! AAAGH! RAR! NUR! GROGH! VARIOUS EXPLETIVES! BLEEPITY! DOOKIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH! GYAAAAAAAAAAA! RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGH! SOME MORE BLEEPITY! AND SOME BLEEP! BLEEEEEEPY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! NUUUUUUUUUUUU
Really. I'm sure if you're savvy with the interweb, by now you know that the "artist" Todd Goldman, who also runs a T-shirt company called 'David and Goliath' (which makes those lame 'Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them' shirts), is a no good, plagiarizing little wretch. Todd Goldman makes millions off of ripping off slogans, images, and more. His 'Goodbye Kitty' line of merchandise uses that little Microsoft cat that ran across your screen. Those shirts with that crudely drawn stick-girl thing
You know, what's really funny is that talk show hosts actually believe they count as people. Haha! Fools! That's as crazy as saying John F. Kennedy's cloned secret twin isn't the leader of the Illuminati! No, really, Dr. Phil, a person?! PFFFT!
Oh, nuts, that was an incredibly tasteless joke. I may have invoked the wrath of thousands of fans of Oprah, Larry King, and a few others, too.
QUICK! SOMEBODY INSULT THE FRENCH!
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In other news, I was home sick today. I woke up and sp
In Drama today, we had to do this thing where three people at a time would be on stage performing. We had to make up our acts on the go. The first person was Person A, who has some sort of problem. Person B is the one who (over)reacts and panics upon hearing the problem. Person C is a superhero who has to fix the problem somehow. When the act of that group is done, Person C leaves the stage, Person B becomes Person C, person A becomes Person B, and somebody esle comes up to be Person A.
So a
I went to see that movie with my dad yesterday. It was awesome. Nick Cage and Jessica Biel starred in it, and it was about this guy who can see two minutes into the future. So he can explore all the possible pathways he can take, and- Oh, why the [bleepity] [more bleepity] [and yet more!] am I even telling you this? I have hardly any readers who appreciate enough to comment, and the comments don't come often. My dissemination of information is not satisfying to the clumps of neural meat and elec
...Whoa. I mean, I swear, I had just 461 entries a while ago... Crazy, huh? Soon I'll be the first member to reach 500 entries... Daaang. I've posted a lot fo entries in this thing, and it's sort of a chronicle of some insane rambler... Which it is! I've been seriously blogging since October now, and now this has kinda become a fixture of the blogs, I'd say... I mean, I hardly ever go a day without blogging. This thing is an archive of my mind... If I die or something, this and my posts will pro
I've noticed recently a lot of members with blogs are putting up those map things that tell you how many people have visited a page and from where. Now, that's kinda rude. Did they think of the fact some people want their privacy? I already divulged my general location as Massachusetts, which now means unless I want to be Big Brothered, I have to avoid some really good blogs which put that stupid map in their content blocks. And some people generally don't want their presence and activity record
