“PFFT. GOSSIP SHOWS. AHKMOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL PLEASE.”"Very well ,Master". FZZT. "Here on the island of Stelt, Sidorak is discovering the consequences of sculling five bottles of Slundaperg Rum the previous night. Argh. My head. Hurts. Bad. Can't even talk. Boss? Makuta at door. Wants to get in. Did YOU. Scull Slundy too. Last night, Krekka? Erm, Sidorak, that's the way he always talks. Think I've got. Amnesia... Meanwhile, on another part of the island, the Korlione Family are plotting a raid on the 'K' Clan's warehouses..." "REALITY GANGSTER TV. A NEW FAD. THIS BORES ME, AHKMOU. CHANGE THE CHANNEL ONCE MORE".