Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

If I even tried to explain the awesomeness that I think you are, I'd reach the character limit in posts.

Turakii

Santa beat me to losing the game ;.;

So...

TURAKII used STARE AT BIG SHINY CAR IN AWE.

Turakii

*Sobs.* He was such a good ex-boyfriend to me... the best ex-boyfriend I ever had. *Takes deep breath and sniffles.* We had such amazing memories together... chasing each other with chainsaws... tying him to a stake and attempting to burn him to death... sending our rabid zombie armies armed with machine guns to each other's houses... all while our friends looked on eating popcorn. *Presses handkerchief to eyes.* And yet, even as we were tearing each other's hair out, even as we shrieked how much we hated each other, even during the time he decapitated me, I knew deep inside that I would never have an ex-boyfriend just like him.

*Gently lays bouquet on top of the coffin and ties a balloon reading "Happy Deathday" to the handle.*

*Walks out slowly, sobbing into her handkerchief.*

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But I love your Levi's! =D

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Haaaaaaaaappy birthday! 8D

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But what about the relish? =(

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Woah... I wish my schoolwork had such awesome results. O_O

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Your categories picture is aaaaawesome. <3

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On a note that's actually related to the entry...

My favorite is Gresh. That's exactly how I imagine he would look as a human. All young and guyish and... I can't explain it. He just has that indescribable green Toa look.

Also, I have to say that I love Tarix's hair texture. 8D

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That's why you should carry a chainsaw everywhere you go, kids!

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"It suggests that the planet tries to care for us as a mother would... and that nature can carry parental authority."

I never looked at it like that before... and I'm not comfortable with the thought of a big rock I live on being a third parent. That's like being babysat by the kitchen floor. O_O

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It's Assassin's Creed with the face of Creed from The Office (which I've never watched, but I know the guy from Dokuma's banner fad). =P

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First give me some. >=(

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And I was so impressed with myself for walking to the kitchen and not even being short of breath... ;.;

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Your epic fail wins epic points for being so epicish.

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Oh, Great and Mighty EmperorWhenua! We gather here today to show you gratitude for all you have bestowed upon the human race! To our dismay, being only mere mortals, we can only manage to give you the tiniest fraction of thanks that you so richly deserve, but we beg you to show understanding and accept what little we can offer.

We thank you repeatedly for being so generous as to share you presence with us mortals! The moment you came into our insignificant world, we rejoiced worldwide and spent two weeks in joyful celebration, which continues evermore in our hearts! Even had you only decided to share with us only your thumb or big toe, that alone would have satisfied us, and our EmperorWhenua adoration would still have never been enough!

Please, we beg you, continue to bless us with your mighty Whenua of Emperorishness.

Signed,

Your Thankful Yet Humble Fellow Beings

I was depressed about Bionicle ending, but reading about your sinuses brightened my whole day!

Turakii

*Runs away sobbing hysterically, hugging all her Bionicle sets tightly.*

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Anyone who doesn't consider Bionicle to be at least half of their life needs their priorities straightened.

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But what if it's just a friendly alien who needs a hug? =(

Turakii

You just made my day too.

That was awesome. XD

Turakii

How is KiinaxBerix any different than MackuxHewkii, size wise?

And I wouldn't risk suggesting that it's only cute when the girl is the short one, for fear of Berix hitting people with heavy objects...

Although I have to say, Kiinaxblue friction pins is almost as good... although possibly not canon...

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Those chatbots, always impersonating jail escapees... <<

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But he said he loved me... ;.;

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Awesooooooome. O_O

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Please don't headshot Turakii with your pistol when she's riding the rollercoaster in a Batman costume... =(

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