Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Unless it is foretelling the day that ToM replaces you...

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Wouldn't those be a little hard to see through?

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Just because I'm a girl and I can get away with it, I'm gonna say that you look really cute with that haircut.

Unless you prefer a more manly compliment, in which case I'll say that it does indeed look like Teal'c's hair.

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Nooooo! Come back! ;.; We looooove you!

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Darnit, AT stole my thunder! ;.;

Though I am reassured to know I'm not the only person whose gut reaction to that question is, "SUMMERTIME!" XD

Also, a joyful almost-birthday to you!

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Not anymore, it isn't... not since I got finished with 'em.

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It looks like a gnome cosplaying as Yoda...

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In the back...

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Gosh, you're old. O_O

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You has my shiny five stars already, but here is a nearly-as-shiny comment! =D

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Ooooh... pretty red button...

*Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick.*

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And if you throw in The Emperor's New Groove, you discover that if you have a name, definite personality, the awesomeness of being a llama, and you become a decent guy by the end of the movie, then whoever wrote the script won't even bother throwing in the slightest hint of a girl to fall for you.

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Here, take this. Perhaps it will assist you. *Hands Magic Balloon of Happiness.*

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Starfish are indeed hilarious, but bullfrogs? Those just aren't funny...

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So basically, they stuck you in there, then walked away for lunch break and completely forgot that prison cell ever existed?

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You die.

Then they're bound to take you out eventually.

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Is it for sale?

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Mmm, angel cream donuts...

Thanks, now I'm hungry.

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But when you're happily exploring the little snow tunnels in your yard and your next-door neighbor says, "Hmm, I haven't trampled on the neighbors' lawn in awhile," it stops being so fun...

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Ash's Pikachu is cool and all, but he's got nothing on DJ Pikachu. His coolness compared to DJ Pikachu's is like comparing a bowl of cereal to a mountain.

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Wait, that's illegal? O_O Oops...

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Nothing against LM, but I gotta agree, he just doesn't taste that great on potatoes...

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Batman is so a Mary Sue.

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On the other hand, they could have made one epic wish.

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Now that's a first. All I've heard is how much I'm going to rejoice once they're gone.

But come to think of it... I never thought... first you and your braces are together 24/7 for two or so years... and then... separated forever... never to meet again...

*Sniffle*

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