NecroticUnicorn

I believe I would be able to undertake the role of assistant host, seeing as I'm able to get online fairly often, and I don't have too many obligations that keep me busy when I'm online.

Just to letting you know, I'm sure there are better people out there, but if you want me, I'm here.

-Ax-

Another review? Good to hear, they are always quite handy for me.

Always good to hear about staff promotions and the like, I know you pick the right people.

No mailbag questions? *Begins to think up good questions*

-Ax-

If all the games are as detailed as that shot, they are going to be outstanding.

Thanks Bink!

-Ax-

Be sure to tell her that Ax sends his greetings and warmest welcome! Welcome to Bzpower!

-Ax-

I would say as far as the blog goes, to maybe just archive some of the older quotes or something. Nothing drastic.

As far as coffee goes, I'm kind of picky. I don't like normal black coffee. I'm okay with sugar and creamer in it (although I don't particularly like the extra calories). I love Frappacinos and the like. I hate the high prices associated with them.

As far as the caffiene goes, the only thing I've found that affects me is a McDonald's Iced Coffee (which I believe is Seattle's Best, so theoretically, it could do the same). It was kind of scary though, not only were my fingers vibrating and I was hyperactive, my fingers were also curling involuntarily.

And it was at my Driver's Ed class to boot.

-Ax-

Sweet, I thought I was the only one who likes that movie. Not my favorite, but hey, it's a classic.

Harvey rocks.

-Ax-

Youch.

I really don't know what to say, except that I'll be praying for you.

I guess the best I can say is to make the most of the time you have online.

I wonder if you could maybe show him around the site a little, let him see that many of us are quite mature young men and women who have found a hobby in Bionicle. Or it may just be best to sit by and let it pass.

Just use your best judgement, do what you believe is right, and rest assured that we're praying.

-Ax-

The dreaded finals of doom have come, eh?

Ah, you'll do fine. Good luck!

Thanks for the update on the contest.

-Ax-

You're kidding! Spiriah is going to be on the team?

Awesome, I was so excited when I read this.

Makes sense to have Takadox and Carapar, Carapar the powerhouse does what he's told by Takadox. Hope they bring breathing apparatuses!

Very, very cool.

Thanks Greg!

-Ax-

We got snow yesterday.

Today, you would never guess we got snow yesterday.

Nice yard by the way.

-Ax-

Another set review? Nice.

They are really handy since I'm kind of on a budget, so I know which set is best.

Good luck with the Spam-reducer!

-Ax-

Ouch. Bet that seriously lowers your Words Per Minute. I wish you luck in finding a new one. At least it probably smells nice...

My Mom suggests sending it through the dishwasher.

-Ax-

And you put this in the boring category?

Congrats!

-Ax-

I think that a mailbag could be quite usefull, as long as it wouldn't be too much work for what it's worth.

I think it could cut down on the "Things to Make Bzpower Better" topics, and direct the ideas were they need to go.

Glad you had a slightly relaxing Thanksgiving too.

-Ax-

I will admit that I mix up my grammer sometimes. (Mainly my "it's" and "its") You have a good point though, and I shall try to act accordingly.

By the way, this is long overdue:

By the way, you're cool Bones.

-Ax-

I think the current system is working fine.

I mean, like Kopaka's Ice Engineering said, if you're entry is good enough to win the contest, it doesn't matter which poll it ends up in.

I won't win this one. That's okay. I'm okay with not winning, I'm just working on my skills so that I can do better and better.

It is just a contest after all.

I think that those who complain just don't realize how much work it takes to do what you do Tufi, and I think you're doing great.

-Ax-

Sounds fun to me!

Species name: The Shortenator

My name: Axinian the Chronicler

Bio: This peeve is only capable of surviving in the light, humorous air of the comedies forum. This little fellow will hide in comedies threads, watching those reading the thread. When it finds a possible host (usually new members) it will jump from the computer into their minds. It makes the harmless suggestion that the host should write their own comedy. If the host decides to do so, it then influences him/her to keep the comedy under 300 words. The host will proceed to post the comedy, which is in turn closed for lack of words. The Shortenator however, continues to influence the host to write more short comedies. This process will continue until the host is deducted in proto energy. It is then that the Shortenator is quite a happy fellow, as his favorite food is proto energy. This peeve will then leave the current host, and restart the process with another. This peeve is easily beaten by word counting programs and mild warnings. It is currently unknown exactly how physically strong this peeve is, though it is suspected to be surprisingly agile, as it has faced an angry group of Spartans multiple times and always won. I do not own this peeve, I have beaten it with a word count.

Description: Translucent blue, jellyfish like creature, that uses tendrils to latch into hosts brain.

Species name: Elasti-pic

My name: Axinian the Chronicler

Bio: Elasti-pic has the elemental power of pixels. This peeve prefers to dwell in BBC and General Art forums. It will find someone preparing to post an image, and create many pixels, then add them to the image. The unsuspecting member will them post the image in their topic, and find that it stretches the screen to twice it's normal length, and increases the loading time of said image to roughly 1.055892 eons. This peeve can be defeated by careful resizing of pictures, or linking the images instead of posting them directly. I used to own one, but he left after I figured out how to resize pictures.

Description: A grainy-looking body that moves and ripples as it relocates. The body roughly resemble a photograph of two red glowing eyes with slanted eyebrows...

Species name: The Outstandingly Annoying Block of Uncreativeness

My name: Axinian the Chronicler

Bio: This peeve is not limited to Bzpower alone, however it mainly finds prey in the forum Epics, Short Stories, and Comedies forums. Other non-forum sightings have been confirmed in various schools, novel writers' houses, the residences of speech writers, and one particularly bad one in Uncle Frank's Chicken Shack. This peeve will take host in a writer's mind, and is extremely hard to remove. Whenever the host writes, the peeve will sap the creativeness from their minds, leaving the writer banging their head against the wall trying to think of ideas. While extremely difficult to remove, this nasty fellow can be temporarily surpressed by well-thought-out book passages, creative writing techniques, and long periods in front of the computer fueled by large amounts of junk food. I own one, and it strikes nearly every time I try to write.

Description: It would be easy to mistake this fellow of a grey inanimate square block, if it wasn't for the large, Fenrakk-like teeth that it uses to maintain it's hold in the host's mind.

There they are! Yes, I had some fun with this.

-Ax-

Well, since you don't know me, and I don't know half of them, I'll only answer the two that I know, and that haven't been answered yet.

1: Bo from Signs.

10: Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark.

At least I think...

-Ax-

Hmm. I'll see if I can help.

The Gateway to Adventure

The Adventurer's Travel Log

The Adventurer's Journal

Wonder, mystery, and some other stuff

The Neighborhood Cactus Plant

The Watering Hole

As for the last two, they're random, I know. I just thought it was funny.

If I come up with anymore, I will let you know.

-Ax-

Thank you Omi, I appreciate this entry greatly. Selflessness is the way to go. I'll keep that in mind.

-Ax-

I saw this in your sig. I could do two voices, one with an accent, and one without one. The problem is I don't currently have a microphone.

If I could get one, would you be interested in a character with an English accent?

-Ax-

Good luck in Driver's Ed. You'll do fine, or better than me in any case. I know you don't know me, but I figured I'd stop by and offer some encouragement. Now, be encouraged.

-Ax-

Salutations Omi. My questions for you are the following. (Duh)

In your DJ work, did you ever get any experience running sound?

If so, how much?

May seem wierd, but I run sound for my church and appreciate those who do the same. Just curious.

-Inquisitive Ax-

Thank you greatly Bonesii! Very cool to be the third winner of the Key in Bzpower history.

Thanks!

-Honored Ax-

Wow, you have an active life (except for Friday). Nice job with collecting all the Mahri!

-Ax-