NecroticUnicorn

I fail to see how you and Adventurer have been friends for so long... *shakes head*.

Oh, by the way, for the Memorium block, don't forget Sidorak!

-Ax-

And as long as my thinking makes sense to me, it matters not what anyone else thinks of it.

But logic would dictate that if we do not understand your thinking, we would then make interpretations of our own. Could we not interpret that you meant offense, namely if you are dealing with such a subject as Nazi Germany and Hitler?

-Ax-

Ah, but that's your logic, not mine.

 

Yes, you could. But it wouldn't matter much to me.

 

 

~D

Wait, do we not have a contradiction here?

As I understand, you intended the Nazi joke to be just that, a joke.

Jokes are typically told to entertain and gladden the hearts of others. However, by your comment, it would indicate that you did not care anything about what others thought of your joke.

If this is true, why tell the joke at all? I'm sure that you knew there could be consequences to your action. If you are the only one who cares about the humor of your joke, would it not have sufficed to simply keep the joke in your mind and entertain yourself with it privately, rather than posting it for the world to see on the internet? Or does the fun of the moment outweigh the consequences?

-Ax-

And as long as my thinking makes sense to me, it matters not what anyone else thinks of it.

But logic would dictate that if we do not understand your thinking, we would then make interpretations of our own. Could we not interpret that you meant offense, namely if you are dealing with such a subject as Nazi Germany and Hitler?

-Ax-

Well said Omi, well said.

I guess that if a joke is only funny to the person who tells the joke, it is usually not funny at all.

-Ax-

And the hoards of Zyglak that Eehlek's species killed.

And don't forget the Kikanalo that Hakann destroyed!

And I'm sure that millions of protodites get killed every day under Matoran feet.

-Ax-

I personally think that the interviews would be a great idea.

I agree that maybe they would be better in this blog or in GD though...

My two widgets.

-Ax-

Ah, goody. I've always had trouble with my guffawing skills.

-Ax-

*Provides bandage to heal poke*

I must say that you have one of the most diverse personal pictures I've seen, in a good way.

Glad to see you've gone premier.

-Ax-

Hey there Bones, Toa of Kenn just posted a wonderful theory in S&T concerning the Mutagen, which I would be pleased to nominate.

-Ax-

Excellent points, it seems logical that a Toa of Light should be able to do those things.

And he could plunge area around an enemy in darkness as well, putting the enemy at quite a disadvantage.

Have we ever had a confirmation that Toa of Light can still change their colors? If so, could they not possibly give themselves a chameleon ability?

Also, from Wikipedia:

Since objects can be seen by light in the visible spectrum from a source reflecting off their surfaces and hitting the viewer's eye, the most natural form of invisibility (whether real or fictional) is an object which neither reflects nor absorbs light (that is, it allows light to pass through it).

So I wonder if a Toa of Light could stop themselves or others from reflecting light, resulting in invisibility?

I personally hope they could, that would be quite cool.

I believe I'll ask Greg about the subject.

-Ax-

Oh man, I panicked when I first read the title.

Have a great time!

-Ax-

You + Premier Membership = Cool.

Glad to see you've gone premier!

-Ax-

Nice! Thanks for the update Greg! Glad to hear that there will be more animations for summer. (I figured there would be, just wasn't sure.)

The 09 serial idea sounds very interesting as well.

-Ax-

Wow, nice job. I can't even get out of the hut that you start out in. *Pounds walls*

I would ask you what you were doing playing the game at one in the morning, but I recall when I played MNOLG until roughly midnight...

-Ax-

Congrats! Your promotion was well-deserved.

-Ax-

Aw man, I'm sorry Turakii. I know what it's like to loose a loved cat.

-Ax-

"We're a happy family, with a great big... ah!"

The duo snapped out of the trance as a loud sound came from the direction of the kitchen.

"What in the world?" Kopaka exclaimed.

"Oh, that's my Uncle Franks Happy Pop Popcorn in the microwave." Tahu explained. "However, I'm not sure if I exactly have the time to eat it yet, seeing as a large army is currently approaching."

"So, any bright ideas?" Kopaka asked.

"Don't ask me for bright ideas, bub, I'm not doing this willingly."

"Well, you think this is easy for me?"

"It would be easier if you wouldn't argue with everything I say."

"I do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"As a matter of fact, you do."

Tahu and Kopaka both jumped at the sound of the English-accented voice who spoke the words. In the corner stood a tall being, black with silver armor, a smile twitching across his mask.

"Who are you?" Tahu sputtered.

"Axinian the Chronicler, at your service." The fellow said with a bow.

"What do you want?" Kopaka inquired, ready to send a bolt of ice at the being if his intent should prove hostile.

"Just to help you two chaps see eye to eye, that's all."

"How did you get in?" Tahu wondered aloud.

Axinian sighed. "I went in through the unlocked front door. You fellows really should take more precautions when an army is approaching your fortress. Now, are we going to keep chattering about my identity, intent, method of entry, favorite food, and shoe size, or are we going to do something about that army?

The two Toa remained silent.

Axinian nodded. "Good. Now, my associate is holding off the opposing force with a force field at the moment, but it won't last long. You fellows need to come to some kind of an agreement. You must stand together, or you will never prevail! Divided you fall, together you stand! Leave your differences behind! Acknowledge that you have faults, but learn to live with them! Stand together for yourselves, for all Matoran, for assorted breakfast foods, for the Great Spirit, for equality, for justice, for the story to have a plot!" Axinian ceased shouting and lowered his upraised arm to wipe away the tears that were dripping down his mask.

Tahu and Kopaka stood side by side, heads hung like naughty Matoran caught with their hands in the cookie jar. Tahu sniffed. The two Toa looked at each other at the same time...

Then, will long wails and much sobbing, the two embraced.

"I'm so sorry Tahu!" Kopaka cried out.

"Me too, I've been one big fool." Tahu moaned.

"I regret all those times I ever hurt you!"

"So do I."

The two continued to confess their grievances for five minutes, while Axinian looked on and enjoyed the warm, fuzzy feeling that ran through his belly.

"What!"

Axinian jumped as Kopaka glared at Tahu.

"I just said that I was sorry for the time I stuck my bubble gum on your Suva." Tahu said with confusion.

"You little... That took me three days to wash off! To think I trusted you!"

Axinian saw that his plans were beginning to unravel and spoke up desperately. "Gentlemen, I'm sure that there's some way that we can resolve this issue!"

Kopaka turned toward the Chronicler. "You. You're the one who started all this." He began to walk toward Axinian. "You're the one who reduced me to a blubbering fool, all for nothing!"

Axinian backed up while his life flashed before his eyes. "Sorry!" He squeaked.

But it was too late. Kopaka had reached the Chronicler's position in the corner. He raised his hand and-

-Ax-

I agree completely, I prefer the old, boring, and correct spellings to the "cool" ones.

*Signs petition.*

-Ax-

Well, I'm sad to see you go, but I understand your reasons.

I wish you the best.

Thanks for everything you've done for the forums.

-Ax-

I'm homeschooled, but there was recently a lockdown at a school three miles away. Gun scare, ended in a suicide. It's really sad when that kind of things happens.

-Ax-

Well, I can certainly provide a great many...

Axinian the Chronicler writes in green as opposed to another color for the simple reason that it is the same color as an elven cloak.

Axinian once broke his ankle by bouncing down a hill.

Axinian talks to himself to the point of insanity.

Axinian sings out loud when no one else is around to silence him.

Axinian once won an Mocing award on Lego.com.

Axinian has questionable sanity.

When Axinian was a toddler, he once desired to have an adorable pink doll.

Now that Axinian is a teenager, he wonders why he ever once desired to have a "adorable" pink doll.

Axinian becomes frightened by reading reviews of horror movies at night.

Axinian is capable of being startled very easily.

-Ax-

Well said, Cthulhu. I agree with you completely. This entry may help keep me more mindful of my performance as well.

Thank you.

Edit: Forgot this:

-Ax-

Sorry, I can't donate anything. Joe already mugged me in an alley and stole my wallet.

-Ax-

Excellent points you've got there Bones. I see what you mean.

I haven't been into Bionicle for a real long time, but I get the feeling this kind of thing happens each year when the new sets are seen. But Bionicle has always come through, many times with better sales than anticipated.

Again, excellent points.

-Ax-

Yeah! Blade Burrowers!

Great to hear that Walmart Canada will have Lego again, even though I don't live there.

I can personally confirm that sets are flying off the shelves too.

-Ax-