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  1. One

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      one hundred sixty-three thousand eight hundred forty

    3. Bambi

      Bambi

      asdfasd I'm done

    4. Voltex
  2. Can't get away from the zombies. Stuck in my head. Get 'em out!

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    2. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      *simultaneously walks in and stabs a zombie*

    3. Voltex

      Voltex

      *looks around nearly two years later and chuckles*

       

    4. Blessed Blade

      Blessed Blade

      Wow, this definitely was from a while ago.

  3. New name.

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    2. Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter

      Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter

      Very epic. I can imagine that.. A puppet frog with matches, gas, and a flamethrower.

       

    3. bioniclehero01

      bioniclehero01

      Hey! Frogs can play with fire, but I so much as pick up a flamethrower and a gas can and I get arrested!? What is this world coming too...

    4. Voltex

      Voltex

      It's because it's Kermit, dude. Everyone trusts Kermit.

  4. new avatar to match epic because wynaut

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    2. Ghidora131

      Ghidora131

      Thoughts, comments and raisins?

    3. Voltex

      Voltex

      It is good

      Funnier than I could have managed probably

    4. Ghidora131

      Ghidora131

      Well then... *pays fifty widgets*

  5. 2015 Resolution: less name changes

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    2. Ghidora131
    3. Makuta of Time

      Makuta of Time

      Remember Monty Oum

    4. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      I will stay silent as I am not a redneck but in Alabama. =P

  6. Guess who's back?

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      My presence shall somehow magically re-invigorate comedies!

      I've got nothing actually. Just keep writing.

    3. Klak

      Klak

      IBROW RETURNS!

    4. Lemony Lepid

      Lemony Lepid

      uhhhhhh..... michale?

  7. Decimation...

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      @Xaeraz: Other definitions of the word might be a little more... accurate, shall we say.

    3. Ghidora131

      Ghidora131

      You said after Extermination that was the final book... Or is it?

       

      PLOT TWEEST

    4. Chro

      Chro

      Decimation (Latin: decimatio; decem = "ten") was a form of military discipline used by senior commanders in the Roman Army to punish units or large groups guilty of capital offences such as mutiny or desertion. The word decimation is derived from Latin meaning "removal of a tenth".

       

  8. And the name change is complete!

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    2. JiMing

      JiMing

      The staff didn't like it. =P

    3. Voltex

      Voltex

      JiMing would be correct.

    4. Rahkshi Guurahk

      Rahkshi Guurahk

      Why can't we have accented es? :P

      Yes I know Es is German for E Flat. :P

  9. I DID IT YES I DID OH YEAH I DID IT AGAIN

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    2. Klak

      Klak

      Friendship=Friendship, therefore Ponies. *puts on monocle*

       

      KLAK...AWAY!

    3. FrozenFlash

      FrozenFlash

      Liking Luna could potentially lead to liking Rarity. It sort of makes sense.

       

      FF... AWAY!

    4. a goose

      a goose

      No it couldn't. Luna is NOT Rarity.

  10. Would it bother anyone if it turns out Cars is my number one Pixar film?

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    2. Klak
    3. LewaLew

      LewaLew

      I don't know. I loved it, particularly the last race.

       

      It's your placement of Ratatouille that makes me want to feed you to a shark. :P

    4. Voltex

      Voltex

      I do not get why everyone is mad about Ratatouille because the film was not that great compared to other Pixar films. :(

  11. December 11th: Happy Birthday 2 Me 2!

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      xD

      Well, there's always the comedy too cheer you up.

    3. MetaStriker

      MetaStriker

      Happy birthday...to Vultraz's Diner? Or to TvT?

       

       

    4. Voltex

      Voltex

      It has been too long... memory refresher in under a week.

  12. Good ol' ibrow returns!

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    2. Klak

      Klak

      It's a salute face. :D

    3. Voltex

      Voltex

      oh, I get it. :P I wasn't sure if you were trying to reference my original display name and just forgot the other 0 or not.

    4. Klak

      Klak

      007, eh? Shaken not stirred?

  13. Brace yourselves - Bionifight is coming.

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    2. Pupwa21

      Pupwa21

      u wot Chro?

      I'll giv ya the Irish whippin.

    3. Dapper-Sama

      Dapper-Sama

      u w0t m8 ill fite u m8 i swear on me mum

    4. fishers64

      fishers64

      Can't wait to try this telekinesis out. :P Although realistically I'll probably get killed.

  14. My mind is on my mind right now.

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      Indeed, I guess.

      Although I think it'd be rather self centered to like my own... status. That doesn't sound right on BZP.

    3. Klak

      Klak

      :P You're ibrow. You have the right to do it.
    4. Voltex
  15. New name should be something with the Pyro. Hmm.

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    2. JiMing

      JiMing

      I know, but I am at a loss for anything more creative.

       

      Uh.... The Pyromaniac iBrow? That's as creative as I can get here.

    3. Voltex

      Voltex

      You're the second person to suggest something along the lines of pyromaniac ibrow lol.

    4. Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter

      Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter

      Maybe.. iBrowtastic Pyro? Luna-rific Pyro? I got nothing good. Nothing at all.

      Zakaro

  16. People ask why no Celestia love. Because 1. Celestia SUCKS and 2. Luna is so amazing, I must wub her.

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      WE APOLOGIZE TO THOU, JiMING FOR FORGETTING THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE. WE WILL NEVER FORGET AGAIN.

       

      ToD: I *cough* WE HAPPEN TO NOT ENJOY CELESTIA VERY MUCH.

    3. Toa of Dancing

      Toa of Dancing

      WE LOVE CELESTIA AND LUNA! EQUAL LOVE OF THE ROYALTY OF CANTERLOT!

    4. Zionfighter7G

      Zionfighter7G

      I have to a-

       

      Err, uh, I mean

       

      WE DO PREFER TO STICK WITH THE MODERN ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, AND WE DO AGREE THAT LUNA IS BETTER THAN CELESTIA, MOSTLY BECAUSE LUNA IS FAR LESS RESPONSIBLE THAN CELESTIA

       

      BUT THAT IS JUST OUR OPINION ON IT

  17. Meet the Pyro, June 27th!

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      Good to know I was of help! =)

    3. Noble Tehurye

      Noble Tehurye

      Yes, thanks again.

       

      Favorite class, is it? You like the Pyro?

    4. Voltex

      Voltex

      Definitely.

  18. 1000 notifications! I am going to go for a world record of them being unchecked!

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      Not really. I guess if that gives me more notifications, go ahead? I wouldn't know, though, because I don't check them.

    3. Rahkshi Guurahk
    4. Rahkshi Guurahk
  19. aloha

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      ...once more I do not understand this other language! =O I'll assume you say hello.

    3. Progenitus Worldsoul

      Progenitus Worldsoul

      umm. hello is "aloha". I'm speaking the same language as you are.

       

      Answer's how are you, by the way.

    4. Voltex

      Voltex

      I know aloha, but that doesn't mean I understand the rest of it. xD

  20. Short form for Voltex, the name I am referred to as by many.

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    2. Voltex

      Voltex

      Hardly, and only for a few short days. Friday marks my re-disappearance.

    3. MetaStriker

      MetaStriker

      Are u posting more of the afterwords?

       

    4. Voltex

      Voltex

      Not this week.

  21. I just realized that new members coming to the site have no reason to check the Archives. Sadface.

  22. Ohey look Bionifight is on the front page cool

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    2. Underscore

      Underscore

      What? You mean on the front page where the news is displayed?

    3. Ehksidian
    4. Voltex

      Voltex

      Yup! On the news.

  23. My profile wuz visited by Dimensioneer May 5, 2012. I feel specialz.

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    2. Klak

      Klak

      Have a free internet! You deserve it!

    3. Voltex
    4. Scanty Demon

      Scanty Demon

      And on Cinco de Mayo too.

  24. If posts in G&T counted I'm pretty sure I'd be at 20,000 by now

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    2. Blessed Blade

      Blessed Blade

      I'd be at like 100,000 if posts in all forums counted.

    3. Underscore
    4. fishers64

      fishers64

      :shrugs: I would probably be over 4,000 , at least.
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