Steal the Mask 2

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

It could be mine if I so chose, but I decided to just teleport away and not come back.

 

Odysseus Nobody's mask still.

[JAG18]

I throw a flash grenade into the room.

 

My mask.  

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I throw a hand grenade into your face.

 

No one's mask anymore.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Baffled by why some people wouldn't want the Mask, I decide to take the Mask for myself.

 

My Mask

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

I make you not want the mask. 

Mainly by blowing you up.

My mask with a few scratches on it that automatically repair themselves because whynot.

[fishers64]

The Mask makes a Guardian for itself. This guardian takes the mask away. 

 

Not my mask. Meanwhile, my undead T-Rex army and I are raiding a vacation resort in Tahti...for pizza!

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Look, just because I took the mask away does not mean I have it. Please don't hurt me for no good reason. It's in a cave on Ilum!

 

Not my mask! Please I'm innocent of taking the mask!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I destroy the Mask's Guardian and take the Mask for myself. I then teleport myself and the Mask to a place only I can survive in and that no one can follow me to: the core of the sun. 

 

My extremely hot Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I am not destroyed. I'm invincible! But I have to freeze the sun to go there, where i can drag out Toa Smoke Monster's frozen body. I then unfreeze the sun, the Mask still in it.

 

No one's mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I refuse to accept that.

 

You can't just drag me out of the sun and leave the Mask in there. You just can't. I storm back into it, grab the Mask, get back out of it, and shove into your hands. 

 

"YOU TAKE YOUR PRIZE, YOU FOOL!" I scream as I storm off angrily from you.

 

Kopaka's Kool Kompanion's Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

But you were frozen... Whatever. I freeze the mask and bury it deep on a certian snowy planet.

 

Not my mask now.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Going back into the sun unfroze me. 

 

And since you don't want it, I'll take it again. I latch a giant hook into the snowy planet with the Mask in it and drag it with me into the darkest corners of space.

 

My Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

But you chose the wrong snow planet! I placed decoys in all of the wrong planets! Now you have to guess all of them by name until you find out which one it is!

 

[insert Planet's Name Here}'s mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Why guess the name of the planet if I can take ALL the planets with me instead?

 

My Mask and dozens of planets.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I blow them all up, leaving the mask floating in space and Toa Smoke Monster billions of light years away due to the explosion.

 

Not my mask.

[Toa Kayn]

I retrieve the mask and eat it.

 

My stomach's mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Mogulvor emerges from your body, mask inside him. All who have played Toki should know what happens next.

 

Toki's mask.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

I haven't.

So Toki gives me the mask and explains.

My mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

You're run over by the paperboy. A tornado runs him over, because it's Tuesday, and the Grim Reaper takes the mask. The dog runs out of it's house, though, takes the mask, and drops it on the sidewalk. A due on his skateboard runs it over, knocking it off the sidewalk. It falls down the storm drain.

 

Sewer crocodiles' mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Those sewer crocodiles are my pets, so that makes the Mask mine.

 

My Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Well, good thing that sewer crocodiles don't exist, then. But turtles that live in the sewer do.

 

Splinter's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

However, the Foot Clan have discovered the location of the Turtles' Lair, and they raid it. The Turtles escape, but they leave the Mask behind. Shredder picks it up. "This Mask looks very valuable. Anyone who didn't know better might assume this was solid gold, but the metal is like nothing I've ever seen before. Light, and also incredibly durable. If I could make more of this metal, I could be unstoppable! And then I would finally be rid of the turtles! Shredder takes the Mask with him back to his base, and the Turtles' Lair is trashed. The Turtles'll probably find a new one though.

 

Shredder's Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

But Krang reminds Shredder he is Krang's subordinate, so the mask belongs him.

 

Krang's mask in the Technodrome in Dimension X.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

*slap*

Krang, that mask is mine now. =P

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I turn your body inside out, turning you into a bloody mess.

 

My Mask.

[Volatile]

I turn your feelings inside-out making you emotionally unstable. You start crying, raging, laughing maniacally and in all of the mess you are in; I sneak up, take the mask, join the assassin order to become unstopable and escape to a place beyond space and time

 

My mask

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

I can still teleport and find you. I send Bill Rizer, Lance Bean, and Ryu Hayabusa after you.

 

Needless to say, it's definitely not your mask anymore.

[ShadowVezon]

But then Bill Rizer, Lance Bean and Ryu Hayabusa are all ran over by the Technodrome. The Mask is then taken by The Shredder. But not the 1983 Shredder. This Shredder is the 2012 Shredder. He then sends his Robot Foot Ninjas to fight the Technodrome, and runs off with the Mask.

 

2012 Shredder's Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

The original black and white Turtles kick Shredhead's butt, because the originals are 99% of the time 100% better.

 

Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird's mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I don't know either of those guys, but instead of looking them up on the internet, I run them over with my semi truck.

 

My Mask.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

DUDE!!!! YOU JUST RAN OVER THE CREATORS OF TMNT!!!! Out of frustration, Usagi Yojimbo kills you. Go ronin!

 

Stan Sakai's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

However, Stan Sakai suddenly falls over, a bullet sized hole in the back of the head. A cloaked entity walks out of the shadows, smoking pistol in his hand, his appearance hidden by the cloak. He picks up the Mask, obviously knowing what it is.

 

???'s Mask.

[Volatile]

MA' CLOAK MA' MASK!!! (the cloak is an assassin uniform)

 

my mask

Edited July 9, 2014 by Toa Aeron

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Your lamely-built cheap system fails to continue working. Meanwhile, my NES is still in pristine condition.

 

Simea's mask (Go, Crystalis!)

[ShadowVezon]

And so you decide to play your NES. Strangely, there is a game already inside, but you decide to play it anyway. Even stranger is that it appears to somehow be a two-player version of Friday the 13th, with multi-player. You start it up, and play through the game, with help from the apparently online second player. You beat Jason, and all is well. Until you turn around, and find out that Jason was the second player all along! And then he starts dancing back and forth. You fight him with the baseball bat you apparently had lying next to the bedside table, and you hit him hard enough that he seemingly disappears into thin air. You celebrate defeating one of the most notorious serial killers who ever lived, until you realise that in the confusion, he had taken the Mask. While trying to make sense of what just happened, you also realise that Jason had a blue mask, and was unarmed for some reason. You also realise that despite being one of the most notorious serial killers who ever lived, he didn't put up much of a fight. Making you wonder whether it was really Jason...

 

Jason?'s Mask.

 

(If that seems weird to you, you haven't played the fan-game/watched Retsupurae.)

Edited July 10, 2014 by The ShadowVezon

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Except I was playing Crystalis, not Friday the 13. Sorry, bub.

 

Still Simea's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Annoyed that... whatever just happened happened, Jason? decided to just break in and stab you with a machete. He takes the Mask and quickly flees, knowing that you most likely survived and probably aren't even hurt.

 

Jason?'s Mask.

Edited July 10, 2014 by The ShadowVezon

[Pupwa21]

I use my game genie to beat all of you in Crystalis by giving me the namsake of the game, Crystalis

Then I use the Navy seals copypasta to threaten Jason? into giving me the mask. 

 

My mask

[ShadowVezon]

But then Jason? unmasks himself, to reveal... ShadowVezon!?. ShadowVezon!? then takes back the Mask, and uses a Vortex Manipulator to warp into the middle of London.

 

ShadowVezon!?'s Mask.

 

(There is a reason for the punctuation after my name. All shall become apparent in time.)

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Die, doppelganger! Well, there goes ShadowVezon? into the abyss of a black hole... Of course it wasn't any of my doing... I didn't teleport or anything like that...

 

Not my mask. Claim it in Cardiff if you so wish.