skratchR Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) As i am comatose, my brain does not have to do all the actions required for movement and non-comatose day to day life. So I can use all my brain to send mental blasts at you, which destroy your heads in explosions of brains and bionicles (which we all have in our head, controlling us in a city they call SkratchR Nui). Also, I wake up from the noise. My mask. Edited November 14, 2014 by skratchR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I snipe your face! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I pop in from nowhere and through a Lego alarm clock at you and run off with the mask. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Lehvak-Kal crash lands on your face. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU HAD THE MASK!!! My mask Edited November 15, 2014 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I throw a melon at you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I throw millions of madu at you My madk Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skratchR Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I throw billions of thornax at you. And an orange. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanohi of jello Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) I emerge from the shadows carrying nothing but a boom box and a grocery bag.You all stare as I begin to play music and put an afro on In the ensuing disco, half of you are partying and the other half are murdering those dancing.I sneak out undetected. MY MASK. Edited November 15, 2014 by kanohi of jello Quote move along. nothing to see here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constantine0913 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I use amaterasu. My Mask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I summon all my OC characters to kill you and I take the maskMY mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 15, 2014 Author Share Posted November 15, 2014 I create an elaborate plot that involves ghosts and skeletons dressed up in christmas themed clothes, singing darn good pop songs to tantalize everyone. While the epicness plays out, I steal the mask, enter a helicopter with an awesome paint-job, and fly off into the moonset. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 (edited) ...until you realise who is piloting the helicopter. "Hey, how's it going?" says ShadowVezon, controlling the helicopter. The helicopter then explodes, leaving me to freefall down the the ground. My Mask. Edited November 15, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 Hey doofus! You forgot a parachute! You splat on the ground and die. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 And then you realize that younare freefalling down niagra falls without the parachute My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I turn you into a Minifig. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I preform a heretofore unheard of spine removal surgery, allowing me to acquire not only the mask, but your spine as well. My mask. Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 I buy myself another spine from Bricklink, which I then use as a bo staff to beat the tar out of you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Lehvak-Kal headbutts your butt. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 You have 1234 posts! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I throw my backpack down on you, after a great weekend of backpacking. The force crushes you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ride Another Day Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 You stand in line at the ATM. You remember your in Russia. My mask. Quote Thanks Photobucket. Love you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I arrive in smash bros style, and I have an epic cutscene showing me beating the sense out of all of you. The cut scene was so awesome that I swipe the mask in hopes I am only a DLC in smash. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I un-crush myself and then kill you horribly for making Lewa a mime (UGH), thus haunting my nightmares. Take that! And that! And that, mwah! My mask and sweet revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Lewa becomes a meme and kills you, breaking the Toa Code and then he dies. My mask Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I summon Omega to break your new spine.my mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I kill everyone in one strike. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Pohatu used Fissure! It's a One-Hit KO! Gukko Lord fainted! My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) Toa Onaku used Batglare! It's a 0 hit K.O.! Pohatu ceased existing! My mask. Edited November 17, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Gukko Lord unfainted! It's a -5 hit K.O.! Toa Onaku was incinerated! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 But by removing those five hits, you have also made me immortal for the next five pages, which means... absolutely nothing in the context of this game. I proceed to punching you so hard in the face that the contents of your head explode out the back of it. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Pohatu used Protector of Stone! My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMPANT Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) I beat you senseless with Gukko Lord's original spine (which I still have from earlier in the topic). My mask, however instead of keeping it I use Gukko Lords spine as a pedestal and leave the mask unattended. Edited November 17, 2014 by Rampant Quote Wyrd byð swyðost I really need to be more active Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I replace Gukko Lord's spine, and he beats you up as a reward for me giving him his spine back. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constantine0913 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Airy invades our world and in the confusion i steal the mask. My Mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 I detonate a quantum string that's passing through the planet. The resulting detonation cleaves the planet in half, sending one chunk flying at the sun, and the other into the cold depths of space. Meanwhile, I escape with the mask in a space ship, and then start building a space station where the planet was. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I put back the contents of my head, thus destroying the quantum string and resetting the universe. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 All of this was actually a vivid hallucination within your mind. What did you think would happen when you just crammed all of that head stuff back in? My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 I snipe your face, so you can't even hallucinate! I then truly reset the universe. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 (edited) I throw an axe at a dartboard called your head.My mask. Edited November 17, 2014 by VahkiDane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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