Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) The Evil Maha shoots an impaling laser beam that skewers both of us, then steals the mask. I glinch and use my extendable arm to retrieve the mask, all while the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme music is playing. My mask. Edited October 23, 2014 by Pohatu: Master of Stone Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I breathe fire into your lungs, incinerating you from the inside. Yes, that looked like a kiss from the outside. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I explode and sticky organs fly out and stick to you. You run around in circles in disgust, and drop the Mask. I steal it and clean you off, before running off. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I destroy the ground underneath you, and you fall straight into the mantle of the planet. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I use a hookshot and pull you with me. I Yoshi-jump off your head, snatch the mask, and hold onto the crust. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I envelop myself with the earth's mantle, and become a magma-golem of impossible size. I then devour you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I fuse with the earth and absorb you back into me. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I become space. I devour the planet. It is no more. Everyone and everything is now merely another quantum particle in the vast expanse of string space My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I become the universe, and cause myself to implode, destroying you. I am then reborn as a new universe exactly the same before becoming myself again, and hey the mask is in my hand. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I become myself again behind you, and hey a knife is in my hand. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I poke you and you dye. (Red dye that looks like blood and you faint because its blood) My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I clean myself up, and then poke you. This poke, how ever, is no ordinary poke. This poke is the most powerful poke in the history of the universe. Basically, you are instantly destroyed on the molecular level, and turned into energy that destroys everything this side of the planet... well, everything but me. My mask. *twirls singed mustache* Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your computer freezes, rendering you unable to prevent me from stealing the mask from you. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 My computer thaws, and I proceed to punch the u out of you, leaving you as yo. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) I offer to trade the mask for a glass of delicious, frothy, hot chocolate. You agree. My mask, your cup of delicious, frothy, hot chocolate. Edited October 23, 2014 by The Undertaken Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You are crushed by a giant foot. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) I drink the delicious, frothy, hot chocolate, and then proceed to beat you up with the cup. My mask. Edited October 23, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I AM a giant foot! While you ponder how I just crushed myself I kick you into space, stealing the mask in the process. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 You explode with explosionness in a giant exploding explosion that is explody. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I perform combat surgery, strategically removing your liver. You collapse from blood-poisoning. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skratchR Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I kill you in such a violent way that I cannot express it in words (nor it would be allowed on internet). My mask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I kill you with sheer adorableness. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyori Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your adorableness causes me to bear hug you till your brains pop out. My mask. >;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I drop a rock on your face. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I surgically remove your spine and replace it with a lamp post. While you wonder why you can't turn your glowing head, I get out of there. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) You don't have a brain to make those legs move! I sew a Wonderful face-melting cape of awesome yes it melts the faces of it's creator's enemies upon demand and physical contact.(touch it and you die because y'all are my enemies [duh]) My mask and Wonderful face-melting cape of awesome Edited October 23, 2014 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I open the ark and the ghosts melt your face off before eating the cape and giving me a thumbs-up, then return to the ark. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I pay the slenderman $2 to scare you. He does and you drop the mask before he takes you away. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I do something that is 2SPOOPY4U!!! My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I start a business. Being CEO, I amass unreal amounts of money in a short time, which I then proceed to smothering you with to death. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I call upon the Wonderful face-melting cape of awesome from pohatu's stomach it teleports to me 100% clean and I melt both of your faces(even though pohatu got his molten after picking it up to eat) My mask and Wonderful face-melting cape of awesome Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) As his largest shareholder, owning 75% of all stocks, I propose that we repurpose the company to the production of delicious, frothy, hot chocolate, fabulous capes and giving me the mask. The motion is passed. We hire a team of faceless assassins in fabulous capes to claim the mask for me My mask Edited October 23, 2014 by The Undertaken Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Your face melts My mask and weaponized cape and presumably, chocolate Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Undertaken Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I learn how to steal stuff without a face. I do so. My mask Quote -END OF LINE- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted October 23, 2014 Author Share Posted October 23, 2014 I permanently become immune to the face-melting properties of Aeron's cape. I then proceed to suffocating you with it. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I then proceed to make you vulnerable to those properties just by making you look at it's beautifully amazing glow of awesome wich you fell jealous to. So you drop the mask while being super jealous. My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I rip the cape in two and melt it with the meltiness of my face. I shred it, and then burn it before exploding and my hand hits the mask and grabs it. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterax Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 I whack your mask off, and as you bend over, I grab it. My Mask! Quote ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Keep in mind that I just exploded and I was just a hand holding the Mask of Life. Anyways, I jump up as well as a hand can and tickle you until you release the Mask of Life, which I grab and then my body regrows. My mask. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) I also make myself immune to having my face melted by removing my face, giving my a blank look. The ultimate poker face, you could say. I then pirouette in and snatch the Mask from toakoma. My Mask. Edited October 23, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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