Steal the Mask 3

[Guest]

My essence possesses the Destroyer and blows you up.

 

My essence's mask.

Edited February 27, 2015 by Aerixx: Gukko Lord

[Onaku]

I convince death to finally reap god. Reality subsequently ends.

 

Nothing...

[Guest]

No religious discussion on BZPower.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

FINE! I convince death to reap the personification of the entirety of existence. Bye bye existence.

 

Nothingness. For real this time (or should I say unreal?)

[Guest]

I delete you.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

Unfortunately for you, since nothing exists, deleting me only causes me to come back into existence. Oh! And there's the mask!

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

And would you look at that? The destruction of my unstable technology warped me through time and space, to end up here! Looks like using prototypical technology worked out for me.

 

My Mask.

[Guest]

Prototypes are easy to hack into. I hijack your tech and initiate a self-destruct. You are broken down to the subatomic scale.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

There's nothing to hack. Toa Smoke Monster destroyed it, remember? Upon realising that, I am magically brought back to life.

 

My Mask.

Edited February 27, 2015 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Onaku]

And then everyone (although no-one exists anymore, except... well, I'm getting to that) realizes something. It's just me and ShadowVezon (and GL too, but c'mon, I'm trying to create a narrative here), alone in a void, one that the concept infinite does not apply to, as the void is nothing, and nothing can not be infinite or finite, it simply isn't. And within this nothing the two of us face off, in one final battle for dominance over the mask, one last hurrah for reality where everything else has faded... And then SOMEONE has to go and RUIN the MOMENT by NOT BEING DEAD ANYMORE! (I'm looking at you, personification of the entirety of existence)

 

My mask though, because I punched SV while he wasn't looking.

 

 

TL;DR: Me and SV, alone in the universe, 'bout to duke it out, but then nah.

Edited February 27, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Guest]

The hypothetical walls of your reality seem to slowly rip open, and a figure emerges. Its hands sizzle with sonic power, and a vicious-looking Gukko rests on its shoulder. Hanging on a crude necklace are two halves of masks - one of Ice, the other of Jungle. The figure's face is a saurian grin, and it eyes you carefully before coming ever closer. You thought you were alone? You don't have the time to answer - or do anything at all - as my left arm shifts into a razor disc gun and starts to gently hum, as if coaxing you. Your last thoughts are ones of a strange satisfaction as a sonic disc passes through your chest. The mask falls into the endless abyss, but a second later, a Gukko emerges and drops the mask into my hands.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I recreate the universe, and all life in it, in the void with the powers of magical science. I then incinerate Aerixx with my laser vision.

 

My Mask.

[The Invisible Handman]

I steal the mask, and dump Toa Smoke Monster on an enigmatic teleporting island.

[DimensionPlant]

you didn't claim the mask

 

my mask

[Guest]

I claim the mask.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I manage to figure out how to control the island's teleportation powers. I then use then to teleport the island over your head, crushing you with it.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I punch ya in the face, using 20 pounds of c4 strapped to my fist with the trigger button on its front. You can imagine how neither of us is going to be walking away from this...

 

Still, missing an arm or not, the mask is mine now.

Edited February 28, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[McNugget]

I go over to you, and "Spill" Lemonade all over your eye, while your crying in pain, I steal the Mask

 

My Mask!

[Onaku]

I am enraged, and I use my new metal arm to rip your spine out through your throat.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I force you to stab your eyes out with the spine.

 

My mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

I slap you with the spine 

 

my mask

[Ford]

I snipe you with my silent bow and arrow, then glide down to your seemingly lifeless body to claim my prize.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I snipe your head to smithereens, using my new robotic eye, which doubles as an energy blaster. A VERY accurate energy blaster, since I'm shooting right where I look.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I finally manage to get back to you guys after waking up from unconsciousness to find an island fall on me. I make sure to break Onaku's robotic eye as I attack him with a spine I found lying around.

 

My Mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

I delete your existence

 

my mask

[Makuta Miras]

I delete your face's existence. My mask.

[Onaku]

My artificial parts all have self-repair systems. In only a couple seconds, the eye is in operational state, and I use it to disintegrate you.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I pull your bionic eye out and stuff it down your throat, then detonate it with bombs I rigged it with earlier.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'm disturbed by all the death and destruction around me, but not enough to stop myself from blowing everyone else up with grenades.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I come back without my artificial body parts. Blast! I suppose the cyborg bad*ss image will have to await a later time. Anyway, you accidentally blow yourself up along with everyone else.

 

My mask.

Edited March 1, 2015 by Toa Onaku

[Guest]

I trip you.

 

My mask.

[Makuta Miras]

I eat cheese. My mask and cheese.

[Guest]

I poison your cheese. My mask.

[Onaku]

How DARE you mistreat the cheese like that?! I inform my cheese empire of your crime, and you are arrested and punished by them.

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I kill you with my immense Pineapple Power.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I use the power of pizza to put your pineapple powers under the cheese empire's domain.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I bury you in chicken nuggets and kechup.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

Suddenly... DEATH. He's come over for a visit, and he ain't leaving without your SOUL!!

 

My mask.

[DimensionPlant]

curse of undeath, i'm immune!

I eat your brain...nomnomnom

 

my mask

[Klanadack]

I spend thousands of years building up plan so amazingly awesome and convoluted, it would make Teridax himself blush. I prepare for any possible resistance or counteraction you might decide to make. I build up an army, make important connections, eliminate potential rivals, trick powerful beings into helping my plan progress, build fortresses, make alliances, stockpile weapons, hire mercenaries, create portals to other dimensions, get many alternate versions of myself to act as decoys, destroy previously mentioned alternate dimensions, plant explosives in any possible escape routes, establish hidden routes for my army to take, send spies to plant cameras in your house, kidnap the one you love the most to lure you into my trap, spring the trap, and in a crowning moment of evil, I give the greatest monologue ever, detailing all of the things I just wrote down, maniacally laughing for effect...

 

You completely forgot you had acquired the mask all those years ago, and give it to me without a moment's hesitation...

 

My mask, I guess... Sigh...