The Lorax Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 A Tahtorakinolo eats the Kinlukko.My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Dorige teleported away from Lehon's destruction and pulled the Tahtorakinolo into space, killing it and claiming the mask.The mask is Droige's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 My clones just got back from studying martial arts and getting doctorates in just about every field you could think of. I amlagate them into me. I am now the ULTIMATE NINJA DOCTOR! I cut off your arm to get the mask, then put it back on, all before you see me. I then run to my office and shout base.The Mask is Mine! My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Chronicler Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) Eh, why not?Black clouds roll in, shadows twisting alive. The light flees for its own safety. Lightning flashes and thunder sounds, the signs of his arrival. Walking slowly, his generic evil villain brand cape waving in the breeze. Dark eyes watch the mask with interest, and he decides that it shall be his.Black shadows form behind him, twisting into an army. Five hundred thousand strong, and more arriving with each second, pulled away from the feet of the people who they belong to. And they follow him, closer and closer to the mask. They stop, mere feet away from King Joe, and the mask. Now, it is time.The Dark Chronicler snaps his fingers, and the shadow army begins their assault. Funky disco music echos throughout the army, as the entire army begins disco dancing in perfect unison. While the disturbing sight of shadows disco dancing plays out before King Joe's eyes, The Dark Chronicler merely walks up, and makes an offer."They shall stop, should you surrender the mask."The disturbing sight of the disco shadows gives only one choice. The shadows fade as the mask in in his grasp.The Dark Chronicler has the mask. Edited November 7, 2011 by The Dark Chronicler This is my signature It has words in it They don't say much BZPRPG profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 (BUT I LIKE DISCO!!!!)Anyway...I use my amazing ninja doctor powers to assassinate you and steal the mask, all before you even knew you were assassinated. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I steal your ninja powers and the mask as well.My mask and powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The Last of the Kinlukko is above your ninja powers, and eats you. And the mask. And then it regurgitates the mask.Believe it or not, the Last of the Kinlukko has the mask yet again. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 the Last of the Kinlukko dies and regenerates into the new Last of the Kinlukkothe new Last of the Kinlukko has the mask. {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 Thank goodness I still have my sniper powers! Now the last of Kinlukko is a member of an extinct species/race/whatever you want to call it, and the mask is mine. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I take a potato chip....and EAT it! You are so amazed that you give me the mask.The mask is mine! And so are the potato chips! My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The Last of the Kinlukko eats The Invisible Noob for daring to reference Doctor Who, then steals the mask from Snelly.The score:Last of the Kinlukko: 1General Spiriah's: 0The mask is the Last of the Kinlukko's. [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I write the 'Last of the Kinlukko' in my death note. The Last of the Kinlukko dies of a heart attack about 40 secs after.I take MY MASK back. My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I start lecturing Snelly on the brilliant research being done in anti-material studies, and how I am currently trying to perfect it as an energy source. He dies of a brain aneurysm, and I take the mask, and once again wipe it down with the Great Windex-Soaked Rag of Shininess! Of course that antimatter stuff was all a lie, and I have to take my fake mustache off.So...My re-shinied mask! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 It turns out that you don't need a brain to live, so I stop being dead, I come over to Solaris' house in disguise as a Mailman. When he opens the door, I throw all the mail at him, while he's trying to pick up all his mail, I take the mask and run!You got mask! MY MASK! My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 I look at your Avitar, and then tell you that I thought Kirk was the better captain, not Picard. While you get on a Star Trek rant, I take the mask. YOINK!My mask. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I then say "Olookie a newkular apookalepse" and you turn to see the nonexistan mushroom cloud. I then steal the mask. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 I shoot you in the head with a paintball gun. Brain-paint gets all over everything, and you now only care about when the paintball war is. My Mask! My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I then fire SPACECANNONLAZER and it hits you. You fall into a pit, and I grab the mask. Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 7, 2011 Author Share Posted November 7, 2011 Inside said pit is a small nuclear rocket. That I launch at you. My mask. My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 While you're busy launching said rocket at The X, I sneak up behind you and grab the mask. Then, I start running... again.MY MASK! My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Droige blocks your path, stepping on you but not the mask.THE MASK IS DROIGE'S! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I am the Droige...whatever that is....I have the mask! My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiakor Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 As I'm hiding behind a rock I find a Toa Stone! Instead of becomming a Toa, I throw it at your head and kill you. I then claim the mask...My Mask! Seems legit. Who wants to play Kolhii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I take my revenge on Snelly with a horribly un-creative and un-detailed post.The mask is now vaguely mine! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Noooooooooooooooooo! The un-creativeness is killing meeee!!! I remember I had a rail gun in my pocket, I fire it at you. MY MASK! My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The rail gun explodes, sending the mask flying into my hands.My Mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I walk in with a minigun and plug you full of so many holes, it's not even funny. Well it was to me, at least. I go over and pick up the mask. Good thing it's indestructible.Mine mask-ee. Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The Rakata override Snelly's control over Droige, disingrating him instantly. Droige then squishes Solaris and claims the mask.The mask is the Rakata's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Rakata is eaten by the last Kinlukko's evil cousin, who is one of my minions. He returns the mask to its rightful owner.My Mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You mean Droige right? The Rakata are flying around the universe and controlling Droige remotely. Anyway......Droige swallows Mt Ihu and the minon Kinlukko and barfs them across the galaxy. The mask falls into Droige's hands.The mask is the Rakata's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 From across the galaxy, my minion and I send an asteriod towards Droige's planet, which is vapourised on impact, killing millions of innocents but leaving the mask undamaged. We somehow find our way back to claim it.My mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Droige is a planet, and was therefore unharmed. Due to your selfishness, Droige melts you before you leave the system, obtaining the mask.The Rakata have the mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 All the Decipicons, on my orders, come and vanquish you and give me the mask.My mask! BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The Decipicons are vanquished by the martians, who claim the mask, only to be infiltrated and have the mask stolen 10 minutes later.My Mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 The Martians are vanquished by my Klingons, who proceed to give the mask to me.THE MASK IS MINE! My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Vezon picks his nose, destroying the Klingons. I then go to claim the mask, myself.My........ Mask. Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Unfortunately for you, Vezon only destroyed the landing party. I call in an orbital bombardment, destroying you and Vezon. I claim the unharmed mask and beam aboard the ship!'TIS MY MASK! My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblitus Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Droige sends an armada of Sith Interdictors that decimate your fleet, leaving the mask in the Rakata's hands.The mask is in the Rakata's hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris: Electric Sentinel Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I point out that everyone you are flinging against each other are fictional characters, and this is all just a silly charade of fiction, fighting over a mask which only exists in text, and using made up nonsense to 'claim' it. You are so stunned by the truth, you drop the mask. Then I pick it up and run away! Oh, it was all true, I just don't have faith in reality.My technically non-existent text-based mask! .......... But still mine! And shiny! Solaris: Electric Sentinel: Fluidic Master Nuva. It's... ALL ADJECTIVES!My BZPRPG Profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cadias Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) In return, I call upon Starfleet, which sends a fleet that decimates your fleet. They beam aboard the mask, give it to me, beam me down, and leave before they're utterly destroyed... if only I were that smart. :PTHE MASK IZ MINE!!I grab a phaser and shoot you, proving that nonexistant items can be deadly. Then I claim the mask.MY MASK! Edited November 8, 2011 by Cadias My BZPRPG Characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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