BZPower's Bara Magna

[FrozenFlash]

Hey, Tesara. Why have only one civil war wrecking a city when you can have at least 3 civil wars wrecking a city?

[Edelgard]

Hey, Tesara. Why have only one civil war wrecking a city when you can have at least 3 civil wars wrecking a city?

Why don't we just invite Tesara to join in at Iconox?

 

One big civil war party.

[Nato G]

Captain Bara Magna: The Winter Civil War.

[Burnmad]

Prediction: At the end of the game, after all of the other nations have destroyed themselves, Vulcanus extends economic assistance to everyone* and, to the surprise of all, becomes an economic, instead of militant, conqueror

 

*Except for the Skrall

 

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[Edelgard]

Prediction: At the end of the game, after all of the other nations have destroyed themselves, Vulcanus extends economic assistance to everyone* and, to the surprise of all, becomes an economic, instead of militant, conqueror

 

*Except for the Skrall

 

 

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as long as i'm alive and i get a new home

[Bonkle]

Tajun can just make you all die of thirst. Or we can just go swim somewhere else.

[Edelgard]

Tajun can just make you all die of thirst. Or we can just go swim somewhere else.

are you really gonna betray your allies like that

[Bonkle]

 

Tajun can just make you all die of thirst. Or we can just go swim somewhere else.

are you really gonna betray your allies like that

No. I'm just giving it as a hypothetical.

 

Despite how often people think I'm a backstabbing slimeball in these games I actually stick to my morals and friends very strictly.

[Nato G]

Well, folks, this really does look like the end for me this time.

[Bonkle]

Well, folks, this really does look like the end for me this time.

You've said that so many times. You're like The Return of the King, no matter how many times you think it ends it never does.

[ToaTImeLord]

Well, folks, this really does look like the end for me this time.

Run to the burning village next door.

 

 

Nato is the Betty White of these games.

I don't think you can die Nato. Edited August 4, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Edelgard]

 

Well, folks, this really does look like the end for me this time.

You've said that so many times. You're like The Return of the King, no matter how many times you think it ends it never does.

No this might actually be the end

 

Unless my PERFECTLY TIMED SURPRISE EXPLOSION saves the day

 

(Pretty please pulse with a cherry on top)

[Nato G]

You've said that so many times. You're like The Return of the King, no matter how many times you think it ends it never does.

 

Well, I've been knocked out by a perfect 20 luck roll punch, and am now at the mercy of Luroka and his Skrall cronies. There is absolutely nothing that I can do to get myself out of this situation. 

[ToaTImeLord]

Meanwhile in Tesara...

 

Guard:

"Sir what are you doing with half of the water supply on that vehical?"

 

Me:

"I'm going to dive it into a group of burning buildings and explode it."

 

Guard:

(Gives confused face)

[Nato G]

Uh... wait... you're going to stop a fire... by blowing up half of your water supply...

 

 

 

How the actual heck has Tesara lasted this long?

[ToaTImeLord]

Uh... wait... you're going to stop a fire... by blowing up half of your water supply...

 

 

 

How the actual heck has Tesara lasted this long?

Trust me it will work. Edited August 4, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Nato G]

Are you trying to kill all of the people still trapped in the burning village?

[ToaTImeLord]

Are you trying to kill all of the people still trapped in the burning village?

I'm actually trying to save the trapped people.

[FrozenFlash]

Well, if Tesara is doomed anyways, you might as well attempt / pretend to do something heroic, right?

 

Right?

[Nato G]

You're trying to save them... by exploding them? 

 

I like your style. You should try to help Roxtus in exactly the same way. 

[ToaTImeLord]

There are Agori trapped in a large fire. If I drive the water tank through the burning houses and then explode it in the heart of the fire the water explodes everywhere putting out the flames.

I hope this works.

[FrozenFlash]

There are Agori trapped in a large fire. If I drive the water tank through the burning houses and then explode it in the heart of the fire the water explodes everywhere putting out the flames.

I hope this works.

Won't there be a bunch of flying metal shrapnels of death going about when it explodes or am I wrong about this?

[Nato G]

Won't that just vaporize/disperse all of the water? And won't the explosion just scatter more flaming debris everywhere?

[Bonkle]

Won't that just vaporize/disperse all of the water? And won't the explosion just scatter more flaming debris everywhere?

Basically everything Timelord does scatters flaming debris everywhere.

[Nato G]

I mean... I guess I'm not really the right person to be criticising other people's terrible plans.

 

After all, my grand scheme to drive the Skrall out of Iconox was to stand on a stage and say mean things about Tuma until someone tried to kill me.

Edited August 4, 2017 by Nato The Traveler

[ToaTImeLord]

Also that idea was just my plan B if the guards couldn't come up with a safe idea to save them.

Happy to say they are working on a solution.

 

 

EDIT:

Time for that plan B.

Edited August 4, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Meanwhile, I'm just here, actually doing something logical to put out the fire.

[Trijhak]

I think we're coming up on the episode's end. 

[ToaTImeLord]

My water explosion worked!

No one died and the fire is starting to get under control.

[Trijhak]

It vaguely worked because you got a good roll. It also caused some huts to collapse. so it's not all good. 

[Burnmad]

Frankly, I'm not even sure how one would explode a water container, from within, without, you know... Removing the water and replacing it with explosives

 

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[ToaTImeLord]

Things should get confusing real quick.

[Dane-gerous]

The foundation is on the move, as usual.

[ToaTImeLord]

Meanwhile in Tesara...

 

Guard: "Sir what are you doing?"

 

Me: *puts on black leather jacket*

"I'm forming a Baranus chariots gang."

 

Guard: *stares at me in confusion*

[Trijhak]

I am sure your tribe is going to love you running away to search for people you've never met while part of it is still burning

[Edelgard]

I am sure your tribe is going to love you running away to search for people you've never met while part of it is still burning

Sometimes you need to let one village burn in order to save another

[ToaTImeLord]

 

I am sure your tribe is going to love you running away to search for people you've never met while part of it is still burning

Sometimes you need to let one village burn in order to save another

Before I left I made sure everything was under control. Lan frankly did more to stop the fire that I did.

At most its only half a village.

[Edelgard]

 

 

I am sure your tribe is going to love you running away to search for people you've never met while part of it is still burning

Sometimes you need to let one village burn in order to save another

Before I left I made sure everything was under control. Lan frankly did more to stop the fire that I did.

At most its only half a village.

Oh

 

I guess no villages get burnt then. Or at least not more than they already are.

 

But let's be real this game is going to end with at least one of the 6 villages completely destroyed

[Trijhak]

Episode Five has ended!

[Onaku]

First episode I actually did something