The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Darth Vader arrives personally on your doorstep with a squadron of stormtroopers to eliminate you for keeping one of their vehicles.

 

I wish I was a stormtrooper.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you been killed in a battle against a group of Rebel troopers because of your clumsy shooting skill.

 

I wish that I can fight Dragon Bolt in Rocka's jetpack.

[Petewa]

Hah! Granted. You loose. Excessively.

 

No, ###### that wish, you're getting a bicycle.

Hmm...it appears the whole "annoy people into getting me what I really want" tactic is working.

 

I wish Bronze could meet Dick Grayson.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Bronze gets beat up by Dick for being mistaken as a villain.

 

I wish I could eat green eggs and ham. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, they're just really moldy, you die.

 

I wish that the Krana Force will be successful, now that it's in action.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but everyone from the Kanohi Force tries to kill us to prevent a rivalry from occurring.

 

I wish I had a team of bohrok.

[Bonkle]

Granted, they're the Kal, they are destroyed by hate comments about them. So, nothing really changes.

 

I wish I could sing, or at least try raising my voice without it cracking.....

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your voicebox is set to singing mode only, rendering you incapable of talking normally.

 

I wish I had the skull scorpio set. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, it comes alive and stings you to death.

 

I wish I had some pieces to experiment with so I could make a self-MOC.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. Your self-MOC is terrible.

 

I wish I had emotions.

[Petewa]

Granted, the only emotions you have are sorrow and despair.

 

 

 

I wish for another shrubbery.

[Bonkle]

Granted, it grows in your head and explodes your brain.

 

I wish for a katana.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your katana is really blunt, making it horrible at cutting.

 

I wish I had a statue of Tahu. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, it's just a stiff Stars figure, no size change or anything.

 

I wish I had some of the Krana/Kanohi packs. Just being in the Force has made me appreciate Krana a lot more.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the Krana control your mind.

 

I wish that I'm have a XL sized battle machine.

[tent163phantoka]

Granted. It goes rogue and kills you.

 

I wish the Cowboys would make the playoffs.

[Volatile]

Granted. They lose.

 

I wish that the test PM would work

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are forced to take a real test on your bionicle knowledge.

 

I wish I had metallic green Krana.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the Krana goes to been too powerful and killing you.

 

I wish that I'm Tahu, Toa of fire.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted. When you arrive on the island, you are trapped in a rahi cage.

 

I wish I was Lewa, toa of air.

[Petewa]

Hah! Good luck with that.

 

 

I wish for monies that isn't stolen, and is of value, and doesn't get stolen from me.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your money value is very poor when exchanged for other currency and it can't even be traded for widgets due to their low value.

 

I wish I could play Akilini with Hewkii and Pohatu.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, you win the game. Hewkii and Pohatu are angry and hit you with their melee weapons.

 

I wish that I can control the Great Spirit Robot.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Teridax puts you to sleep.

 

I wish I could join the Brotherhood of Makuta. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but Teridax been killed by Mata Nui and causing all the members of Brotherhood of Makuta to been hunted by the Toa's.

 

I wish that i can control a Exo-Toa suit.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you have no elemental power, so it is super weak.

 

I wish I had an Ussal.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the Ussanui you riding are too fast and causing you to unable to control it.

 

i wish that I can drive a Ferrari F14 T(A F1 racecar).

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you accidentally scratch it while parking.

 

I wish I had a 4x4 off roader.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you crash it.

 

Granted, but your money value is very poor when exchanged for other currency and it can't even be traded for widgets due to their low value.

I wish for a lot of British money that isn't stolen, and doesn't get stolen from me. Because Britain has an excellent economy.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but because you have all the money in Britain, you are subject to being part of a powerful group of evil corporations.

 

I wish I had a job.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are a garbage collector. You die from a rare disease on some of the garbage.

 

But hey, you got minimum wage for one day.

 

I wish the 2016 sets would come out now.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but at the same time the 2016 Bionicle sets are early prototypes.

 

I wish that I'm Hydraxon.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted. You are killed by Takadox.

 

I wish I was Pohatu.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. Your golden mask are been stolen by Skull Scorpio.

 

I wish that I'm Toa Lhikan.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Krekka and Nidhiki chase after you and in a panic, you give the toa stones to the wrong matoran and unfortunately, Ahkmou gets a stone.

 

I wish I was Onua. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but Skull Basher stole your golden mask.

 

I wish that I'm Kulta, the Skull Grinder.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are just a massive skeleton and you fall apart when Ekimu hits you.

 

I wish I was Kopaka. 

[Petewa]

Granted, but you slip.

 

 

I wish I had an army of clones of myself.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your clones have a death battle before killing you.

 

I wish I was a villager.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. A massive groups of skull spiders and skull warriors attack your village and you lose.

 

I wish that I can be a Toa.