Terminus Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Granted, it works perfectly. One day you are walking across the road, staring intently at the compass to find your way. You then get hit by a car and break your compass. Oh, and your legs, too.I wish for a candy bar. Quote
Toa Zaz Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Granted. The calorie gain makes your heart explode.I wish more plot threads in Bionicle had been satisfyingly tied up. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you.
Akamai921 Posted January 17, 2012 Posted January 17, 2012 Granted; all plots are finished with satisfying endings, and BIONICLE and all related stories quickly become boring and are forgotten. BZPower is no more.I wish my interest in BZPower was thoroughly reinvigorated. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. It's so interesting that you get sucked right in! Literally, you get sucked into your computer screen. It's fun and all for like the first few hours, but as time passes you feel the need to eat. There is no food in the internet and you are dismayed to find that BZP's cookies are not actually edible. You starve as there is no escape from the prison that is BZPower.I wish my avatar was animated. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. It's an animation of the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you.I wish I could eat dinner now.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
Akamai921 Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) Granted; it's an animation of me, pounding vigorously against your screen, desperate to be let out. In a moment of goodwill, you attempt to help, shattering your computer monitor.NINJA'D EDIT: Granted; but you are never allowed to eat dinner again.I wish I was out of the computer. Edited January 18, 2012 by Akamai921 Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 (Continuity! =D Yay!)Granted. You poof next to me. You are now miles away from your real home and I'll only help if you can answer my questions three. You decide that's too much effort and hitchike home, getting totally lost on the way because you have no idea where you are. I follow along just to watch the trainwreck in motion (and help... you know, eventually).I wish I had a helicopter hat that could allow me to fly. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. The government takes an interest in it, but more of an interest in your telepathic abilities which allow you to control your hat...I wish all my favourite TV shows that were cancelled come back. And they just as awesome as they were. And they're on a TV network that I have (plus on the internet). And I don't waste my life watching them...etc.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
Hordaki Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) Granted, but a blimp driver hit the broadcasting tower while he was watching some of your favorite shows, and you can never watch TV ever again (Oh, and your computer blows up, so no watching them there).I wish Nintendo would send me a Wii U with a copy of Pikmin 3 right now. Edited January 18, 2012 by Chancellor Puddinghead Quote
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately the package looked suspicious, so it was confiscated.I wish I was a wish.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
GeluNumber1 Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. You don't actually exist as a result.I wish that he actually existed. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS!
Vakama35 Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, and he returns as a...fish. I wish that the Decepticons never invade us on December 21, 2012. Quote "Ten thousand futures have I looked at. A hundred thousand. And in only one does mankind finally unite, and flourish...and survive. Only one. Doomworld."
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 cool.I wish for snow. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. Two snowflakes fall on you and promptly melt.I wish GeluNumber1 wished a different wish...because now I'm a fish...and a boy=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
Korkoa Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 A fish wish for a switch wish wishes out the wishonater, which creates a black hole, sucking all the wishes in the world into it. Including you. :)I wish I had an iPhone. Quote "Quis custodiet ipsos custodies? Your grace." "I know that one. 'Who watches the Watchmen?' Me, Mr. Pessimal." "Ah, but who watches you, your grace?" "I do that too. All the time." If anyone would be interested in co-hosting a Discworld-themed RPG for OTC, please PM me!
Terminus Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. However, it's battery only holds a half-second charge, plus it's stuck on the game over screen of Angry Birds, so it isn't really of much use.I wish I was better at angry birds. Quote
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Too bad brother.I wish to stay up for 2000 years. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~
FrozenFlash Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but you didn't have anything to do those 2000 years.I wish I have a potato in a box. Quote
Hordaki Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but the potato is rotten.I wish Pixar would make The Incredibles 2, and that it would be way better than the original. Quote
Terminus Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but you go blind and deaf before it comes out.I wish I had a sock. Quote
Misguided Angel of Death Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted! The sock is moth eaten.I wish I had a Piece of Eden. Quote
NorikSigma Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted but you spoil it and it is revoked.I wish Bionicle was reaal and I was in it. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles
Hordaki Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. The final battle between Mata Nui and Makuta is going on right outside your house and you have to fight 200 Rahkshi by yourself.I wish I had more wishes. Quote
Jonathan Crane Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but they're terrible.I wish for a smiley. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Terminus Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 (edited) Granted. Its so massive that it destroys your house.I wish for pie. Edited January 18, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote
Republic Commando Sev Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but I eat it all before you can get any.I wish I was super rich.Sev Quote .
Reznas Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, but you get extremely rich and become a mafia. Soon after, you get killed.I wish I was a BZP staff. -Rez Quote
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. You are a staff with BZP written on it. You are forced to live out your life as a boring piece of wood that people lean on.I wish my MOCs were awesome=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad
King Joe Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. But lego steals all your ideas and makes them into sets without any compensation, and you never defeat them in court.I wish I could be the main character in an action movie, and wouldn't die or be horribly hurt, still have time to do what I want to do, and enjoyed my job. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta!
Terminus Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. But the movie is awful, makes no money, and you are forced to live on the streets.I wish for a magic bag that has an infinite amount of space. Quote
Jonathan Crane Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 granted, but while you're in the try-outs, the person in front of you gets the part, and you have to play the part of Justin Beiber.I wish for no homework. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin
Hordaki Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 @T24: Granted, but a lion jumps out of it and mauls you.@Thanny: Granted. You flunk out of school and have to live on the street.I wish nothing bad would happen to me ever again. Quote
Akamai921 Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted; everything bad now happens to everyone you know and love.I wish Tekulo would stop following me home. Quote
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted. I take you by the hand and lead you home instead! =DI wish I could fly so we'd have a neat bird's eye view for the journey. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing
~Takava Nirhii~ Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Granted, however, an airplane decides to crash into you two at that very moment. Tough luck.I wish I had more Cheez-Whiz. Quote 3DS Friend Code (Pokemon X): 4098 - 4028 - 0743(Please tell me if you added me so I can add you back!)My BrickshelfI can feel the pressure getting steeper with every life lost.You hope that I won't see the light of day in time to come.With no conviction founded just, judgement contorted based on lust,Give me strength.
Mr. Fluffy Posted January 18, 2012 Posted January 18, 2012 Sure. But it's expired.I wish for a 2 hr delay of school tomorrow. Quote "By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this dimension... is also Count Bleck!"
Hordaki Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted, but you have to stay an extra 3 hours afterward.I wish I was in Ponyville. Quote
Scanty Demon Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted you in appear in Ponyville during a hydra attack and you are squished. That and you're a little homesick.I wish all the Chuck Norris jokes were true. Quote
JiMing Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted, he destroys the world with his powers.I wish that Rarity would stop being so self-centered. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
Scanty Demon Posted January 19, 2012 Posted January 19, 2012 Granted she's so not self centered it drives everyone kookoo.I wish I could grant wishes. Quote
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