The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is broken.I wish CUUSOO would stop rejecting projects.

[Akamai921]

Granted; they now accept every project, and LEGO quickly goes bankrupt.I wish that the whole of the human race would share my stance on a certain subject matter.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but it's not the one you're wishing about.I wish for Starcraft 2.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. You get the box and nothing else.I wish I had a playable StarCraft II cd.

[P~M]

Granted, but you scratch it irreparably.I wish I had Minecraft.*note: I use a shared account and some bozo changed the password, so now I need my own...

Edited May 10, 2012 by Totally Not P~M

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it doesn't work.I wish for an albino lion.

[Taka Nuvia]

granted, but then some activists spray paint it orange.I wish there were more new and original wishes in here

[Soran]

Granted, new original wishes get wished but soon get unoriginal because people keep wishing for the same 'original' wishes.I wish I had a nose.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but let me tell you that you look rather ridculous now because you've got 2 noses... right there in your face....I wish I had wings.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but they are 3 inches long.I wish I could think of a good wish.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

grated but i take iti wish i had some goat milk

[Akamai921]

Granted, but the second you think of it, an enraged gorilla punches you in the throat and breaks your hands, thus disallowing you to communicate your wish.Granted; here is your processed milk made from fresh goats.I wish for a pet enraged gorilla. NOTHING could go wrong with a wish like that.

Edited May 10, 2012 by Akamai921

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but he's so enraged he commits suicide.I wish for an exploding stick of dynamite.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[Vandenreich]

Granted, it doesnt fit inside your room.I wish for humanity to achieve reasonable intelligence.

[Athmos]

Granted, but we destroy each other over who is smarter.I wish for relief from this boredom.

[Soran]

Granted, you are now reading my entertaining answer.I wish someone would teach me how to use Photoshop CS3.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but they teach you the wrong way.I wish for a Dalek to exterminate me.

[Klak]

A Dalek exterminates you, without you knowing that it was a Dalek. Good look finding out what killed you!I wish that the Toa of Smooth Jazz would not die!

Edited May 11, 2012 by MakutaKlak

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but he lives a miserable life instead. Oh wait, that's me...I wish I wasn't on at 2:00 AM.

[Hexann]

Granted but, you on at 1:00 AM so there is just about NOBODY on BZP.I wish I had a Venus Fly Trap.

[Terminus]

Granted. Unfortunately, you take TOO good care of it, so it grows to massive proportions. You then accidentally get too close to it, and you proceed to be eaten. Should've wished for a non-carnivorous plant.I wish for some delicious food.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. Arsenic is delicious when mixed with food, isn't it? :PI wish you hadn't been poisoned.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now he was bruned alive instead.I wish I had horns. on my forehead

[P~M]

Granted, but Thor mistakes you for Loki and throws you off a skyscraper.I wish I could perceive 4-dimensional Euclidian space.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you can preceive it, but nobody else can, so you're all alone with your new knowledge/abilityI wish I had huuuge feathery wings ^^

[P~M]

justwhatineeded.wavGranted, but you can't fly with them; only flap them like a cool dude.I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but they don't do it the way you want them to.I wish I was a cool dude.

Edited May 11, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you are now a part of BZPower's word filter. Some hate you, others already consider you a part of the site.I wish I could warp time and space_{Edit: fixed a typo}

Edited May 11, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you create a black hole, which sucks you up.I wish for sausage.

[Terminus]

Granted. A sausage appears on your plate and you eat it, however, it was undercooked, so you get sick and die.I wish for an excessively large hammer.

Edited May 11, 2012 by Terminus

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is so large you can't pick it up, and it just sits there.I wish for Spam.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and it's delicious - but then He-man comes and steals it from you.I wish for a rainbow explosion! =D

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is micropic and you don't notice it.I wish I had the Lego Sopwith Camel.

[Athmos]

Granted, but it breaks.I wish to be on TV.

Edited May 11, 2012 by thebeggerpie

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you are now sitting on top of your TV. Was that what you wanted? =D It's what you get.I wish for a pet Legolas.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, your mug shot is on the news for commiting a crime. But hey, at least you're on TV.I wish i was awesome.

[Athmos]

NINJAED TWICE NOW. Granted, but the rest of the world hates you and eventually kills you.I wish for a tire iron.

Edited May 11, 2012 by thebeggerpie

[Taka Nuvia]

Grranted, but it's extremely small. Far too small.I wish I could walk into Mordor! =D

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you walk out right after you walk in.I wish for the next person to be ninja'd.