thelonewander Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but Loki beats you in a battle, and you are returned to you mortal self.i wish i had a wish Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor)
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Wishing for more wishes is against the genie code.I wish I had a telescoping katana that shot lighting bolts and had the power to summon the cutest (NORMAL) kittens on Earth. Quote
Klak Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 You do, but it is stolen by me!I wish I had another telescoping katana that shoots lighting bolts and has the power to summon the cutest (NORMAL) kittens on Earth to give to Zyke! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2
Hordaki Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but after you give it to Zyke, I take the other one! MUHAHAHA!I wish I was Superman! Quote
That Which Is Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but then you fly into a bunch of kryptonite.I wish I was spiderman. Quote
Hordaki Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but you run out of web mid-swing.I wish I was War Machine! Quote
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, you get killed by the Mandarin.I wish I had the Mandarin's rings. Quote
Hordaki Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but you don't know how to use them, and then Iron Man kills you thinking you're the Mandarin.I wish I was Rocket Raccoon! Quote
The Swimming Beard Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but your rockets fail.I wish people would stop wishing they were superheroes. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, they start wishing they were supervillains.I wish I was Dr. Doom. Quote
Hordaki Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but the Fantastic Four kill you.I wish I was Loki! Quote
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, the control center of your army gets nuked and you're taken back to Asgard tO be punished. I wish I was The Lizard! Quote
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Wish Granted, but you are not a small reptile and are killed for sport and sadism.I wish people knew legitimate things about the real Loki. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Hordaki Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 Granted, but those people fell off a cliff.I wish I was Doc Ock! Quote
The Swimming Beard Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you are defeated.I wish I was Bane! Edited July 25, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, your name has been changed to Bane.I wish I had a glass of orange juice on the nearest table. Quote
The Swimming Beard Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, the nearest table is 50 miles away.I wish I was the Bane. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
ActivePalpitation Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted but due to your name people call you the lameI wish i was a llama Quote
The Swimming Beard Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, but due to your name, people call you, too, lame.I wish I always had interaction in every RPG I played. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Hordaki Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, too bad you can't play RPGs anymore.I wish Llamas could talk. Quote
That Which Is Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, but they talk you to death.I wish for some pie. Quote
Hordaki Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted. I smash it in your face.I wish Thor 2 will be better than the original and won't bomb at the box office. Quote
Constructelf Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, Thor 2 is more successful but only by 1 cent.I wish that I could have a Fazioli M. Liminal piano. Quote
Hordaki Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, but it falls on your head.I wish I had a Pony. Quote
The Swimming Beard Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, but it's dead.I wish everyone hated mlp. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET
Hordaki Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Granted, but now everyone loves Care Bears, Barbies, and all that other girly stuff.I wish MLP was loved again. Quote
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted, everyone on Earth becomes obsessed with MLP and the human race is destroyed by aliens out of pity.I wish I had an apple that gave me the ability to fly when I took a bite out of it. Quote
Hordaki Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Granted, but I take the apple before you can take a bite.I wish I had a banana that gave me super-speed. Edited July 26, 2012 by IV. Vexen Quote
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted. It just so happens to be made out of C4. And have a very suspicious-looking timer attached to it...I think you know where I'm going with this one.I wish all fruit gave people superpowers. Quote
Hordaki Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted, but people abuse their powers and destroy the world.I wish I was better at Team Fortress 2. Quote
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted, everyone else who plays with you is still better at it.I wish I had a pair of perfectly normal bunny slippers on my feet now, with my feet and all my limbs still attached to my body. Quote
Core: Matoran of Chaos Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 You have a pair of normal bunny slippers on your feet, but they are uncomfortable to wear.I wish for a Robin suit that I could fit into. Quote “Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.” - Unknown "You can get her all the chocolates and roses you want, but a woman will never forget her first wheel of cheese." - Puff
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Wish Granted, but it is ridiculously skin tight, but hey, at least you fit into it. I wish for a dvd banana rama buzz-axe that was forged by the Free Masons in an EZ-Bake oven that allowed me to fight the aliens and figure heads in the New World Order and save the world. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma.
Takaru 1111 Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 ???Granted, but it's not very effective, and almost too heavy for you to lift.I wish I was indestructible. Quote
Terra Nuva Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Granted, but God Kills youI wish I was Iron Man Edited July 26, 2012 by Terra Nuva Quote
Takaru 1111 Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted, but your heavy boots of lead not only fill your victims full of dread, they also make it where you can't move. At all.I wish could control the past to make the world better. Quote
Noxryn Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Granted, but when you change the past you end up creating an alternate timeline that becomes entangled with the timeline of which you wished to fix as it nears back towards the present, branching off towards the future. This unnatural development caused by these two alternate realities, and their extremely close proximity to each other, eventually causes them to slowly form into one another, for this town simply is not big enough for the both of them, effectively destroying each other and, in turn, causing a not necessarily "better" future, for there simply is no future, or present, that exists.I wish I could extend a day into as long, or as short, as I so please~ Edited July 26, 2012 by Spink Quote
Vandenreich Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted, You can only do it for a single day, hence the orbit of the Earth is comprimised and we are hit by a giant Meteorite.I wish I could Grow an inch taller. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB!
Hordaki Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted, but everyone also grows an inch taller, hence nullifying the wish.I wish I had a keyblade and knew how to fight with it. Quote
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted July 26, 2012 Posted July 26, 2012 Granted, but it's too heavy for you to wield.I wish for a fig. Quote
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