Wordmeister Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You are sued by Kung-fu Rahkshi destroyer for copying his wish. You have to have to give him the 3DS and you have to take my place in the education center.I wish I could be on the computer all day. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) You are, but you are stuck INSIDE. :P I wish i was steampunk. Edited November 30, 2012 by helryx280 Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) Granted. You are steampunk. That means you are a subgenre of literature as well as a subculture. However, you are not really a person anymore. If you're okay with that... I wish I had supernatural abilities. Edited November 30, 2012 by Taka Nuvia ~ Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BioSlayer Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) Granted. you now posess three decaying sparrows. I wish I had the platinum mask of light Edited November 30, 2012 by BioSlayer Quote My lego.com name is frodobaggins29, And I am bioslayer on eurobricks.I am a Lego Brand Retail employee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, but you can't really do much with it apart from bragging about having it in your possession and putting it into a safe, just to make sure. Or so you think. What you don't know it that the mask is cursed, and will cause you to slowly turn into a toy-sized Toa. People will assume you are a toy robot, and nothing you can say or do will change their mind. But hey, at least you can now even wear your platinum mask! =D I wish I were a grumpy wizard who lives in a huge tower, far away from any villages or cities, or people in general. Just me and my magic stuff. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) Wish granted, but you are killed after you get bored and do a demon summoning wrong. I wish for an elixir. Edited November 30, 2012 by Samhain Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, but it's poisoned > :)I wish for no more homework. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, but because you don't do homework, you never grasp what is taught in that day's lesson. You make horrible grades, and fail whatever grade you are currently in. Multiple times. Eventually, you get kicked out of school. You apply for work at McDonald's, as you are 20 by now, but you are rejected because you don't have the necessary skills. I wish that my school had Smart Boards. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, but your school is part of an experiment and you get the SMART boards. They're even smarter than normal smartboards, so they soon develop a consciousness of their own and try to take over the world. They of course start with your classroom. I wish I had an extra soul so I could sell mine. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Wish Granted, but the other soul was already owned by someone else, so you go to the burning brimstone place and lose the soul upon death. I wish I was in Valhalla. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voutok S'Tythe (Ray) Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, you arrive on Halo 3's "Valhalla" map, where you are subsequently splattered by a Ghost.I wish I had a higher post count so I'm not looking like some random n00b among all these 1,000+ post counts. Quote Behind this sucky post count, a writer and hardcore RPer lies in wait of a reason to post... For those who will likely ask when reading some of my non-RP posts: for me, "*shot*' = "I know that what I said was something stupid and I am acknowledging this before people think I'm serious." Oh yeah, and my current BZPRPG character bio can be found here. "Why...me? Oh yeah, that's right. I'm weak. I'm of a minority, a minority of people with a common trait: we hear too much. And what we're supposed to hear hurts to hear. When I'm alone in a silent room, I can hear a pebble dropping from a mile away. I can hear a motor boat being started up several yards off the coast. A whisper from outside, I can hear as if they were talking right at me. An explosion in another koro, I hear as if it's just outside. Sounds useful, right?""Wrong.""It's a curse, if you ask me. The same pen dropping inside this aforementioned silent room would ring in my ears. If I stood by the same motor, I'd get a headache. The same whisper would ring in my ear like two metal beams being slammed together in front of my face. The same explosion would render me deaf for years...thank the Spirit I thought of getting me something to dampen the noise, or I'd end up like the rest of my kind..." ~Voutok S'Tythe; unknown date, unknown location Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) Granted, your post count has been increased by 1000. Although everybody's now wondering where all these posts suddenly came from... it does look a bit suspicious, you know... I wish I were an invisible shapeshifter with the special ability to make cupcakes appear out of nowhere. Edited November 30, 2012 by Taka Nuvia ~ Demon Jester Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voutok S'Tythe (Ray) Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted. However any form you shapeshift into is invisible, therefore defeating the whole purpose, and the spawning of cupcakes cuts ten years off of your lifespan per cupcake.I wish I had the artistic capacity needed to make sprites for games and/or comics. Quote Behind this sucky post count, a writer and hardcore RPer lies in wait of a reason to post... For those who will likely ask when reading some of my non-RP posts: for me, "*shot*' = "I know that what I said was something stupid and I am acknowledging this before people think I'm serious." Oh yeah, and my current BZPRPG character bio can be found here. "Why...me? Oh yeah, that's right. I'm weak. I'm of a minority, a minority of people with a common trait: we hear too much. And what we're supposed to hear hurts to hear. When I'm alone in a silent room, I can hear a pebble dropping from a mile away. I can hear a motor boat being started up several yards off the coast. A whisper from outside, I can hear as if they were talking right at me. An explosion in another koro, I hear as if it's just outside. Sounds useful, right?""Wrong.""It's a curse, if you ask me. The same pen dropping inside this aforementioned silent room would ring in my ears. If I stood by the same motor, I'd get a headache. The same whisper would ring in my ear like two metal beams being slammed together in front of my face. The same explosion would render me deaf for years...thank the Spirit I thought of getting me something to dampen the noise, or I'd end up like the rest of my kind..." ~Voutok S'Tythe; unknown date, unknown location Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, but suddenly hand-drawn comics are the next big thing and your fanbase expects you to move on and do hand-drawn comics as well, because they're POPULAR now. This will take a while to get used to... I wish I had the ability to influence space and time. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 granted, but, as most people know, all the most famous artists were (at least briefly) insane, and you are no exception. you often believe you hear the sounds of a legendary battle coming from your dresser. i wish i had the combined MOCing all the great BIOMOCers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makaru Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 You get to MOC like them, but you also MOC as often as them. Which is to say never. I wish Cajun still made creations. Quote Spoiler Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted, but they stink.I wish I knew something random. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted. You know something random, but it is so horrible you go three times as insane as Vezon. (Now that's pretty darn insane!) I wish I will have a pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket for lunch. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 It sets you on fire and you die.I wish for a wish. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Heh, good luckGranted, but it takes fifty years before others come to accept it.And someone else gets the credit. Ah, the ways of the scientific world. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Dwanny, you didn't wish for anything. You know that's not a good idea in this topic.But fear not! You are granted an awesome, all-new shiny mystery machine! What it does? Well, you need to find that out for yourslef. And no, it doesn't have anything to do with turning people into cucumbers, I promise. :3 I wish for a magical crystal ball. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted, but all it does is ooze goo. You didn't specify what kind of magic crystal ball, mind. I wish this machine would turn me back into dwanny.Being a cucumber stinks. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted, but the machine has a malfunction and turns you into a miniature sized version of yourself. A mini-Dwanny. But at least you look absolutely adorable now. :3 I wish I could transform into a vampire dragon (and back to my normal form as well) at will. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted, you can transform into a vampire dragon and back again. Sadly, dragon, to me, is a very loosely defined term. This means you can transform from taka nuvia into a giant vampiric worm with teeth. Have fun! I wish for a large, imposing stature (relative to humans- but not too large and not so imosing that everyone runs away). Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted. You're about 2 meters tall now. The 'imposing' part of your wish made me think of huge demon horns. Most people won't run away from those. They might be scared a bit, yes, but it's not that terrifying. ^^ So yeah, you have horns now. Isn't that great? =D I wish I could shapeshift into anything. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted! ... Now that you've shap shifted, let me remind you it's only one way. I wish i could have these durned horns removed. They keep on bumping into door frames.And i would like to keep my head. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted! =D Thanks to the power of the awesome 'Horns-be-Gone' spray, your head is now horn-free. And it's still where it belongs. The only problem is that the spray turned your hair green. And it will probably stay like that, because they spray is quite some serious magic stuff... :3 I wish I had some demonic-looking horns and wings. And if it's possible the wings had rather be huge. x3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the wings are so huge they weigh you down and you can't move. And no one will help you because your wings and horns freak them out. I wish homework was illegal. Edited December 1, 2012 by Hordaki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 It is, but you stay in school 23 hours a day. :P I wish I could have a pet mine turtle. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 It refuses to leave its natural habitat so you're stuck living in a mine.I wish that I could get my five paragraph statement for Star Wars Odysseys done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 You do, but its only two words long. I wish my Mine Turtle will come to me. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Granted, but it accidentally falls down your stairs and lands on its shell. Since its shell also happens to be the detonator for the explosives inside, it blows up, killing you and destroying your house. I wish I could get mods to work on my Minecraft installation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 It blows up when you touch it.I wish to not be bored. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Granted. You ares so busy, with no time to sleep, that you literally die of exhaustion. I wish that I could turn into Takutanuva and back - with no mishaps! Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Denied.I wish I was able to fall asleep at will. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Granted, however, you also fall asleep at completely random times as well, and one day, you fall asleep while lifting a piano... I wish people wouldn't just flat-out deny wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 granted, but some of the corruptions are REALLY weird.i wish i had a million zillion wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Every wish you grant, you owe me an internal organ. Good luck with that. I wish for divided by zero wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 DOES NOT COMPUTE. ELIMINATING THREAT TO LOGICAL CIRCUITS. *Kills AeroIon*. THREAT ELIMINATED.I wish I had my own personal sniper. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 You do but he's a clumsy sod and ends up losing his sniper rifle before you can even put him to good use. You can't afford a new rifle but he endears himself to you with his adorable cries of "Holy dooley!" and that charming Australian accent of his, to the point where you can't bare to send him off to a pound or a new owner. Now you're stuck with all the expenses needed to keep a sniper alive, but with none of the efficient, long-range assassinations you were promised. Don't forget to feed him. Snipers aren't just for Christmas. I wish I was a little less clumsy. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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