The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[The Undertaken]

Granted, unfortunately it was a fruit-cake.

 

I wish I knew the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Edited October 9, 2014 by The Undertaken

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but the information explodes your brain.

 

I wIsH i CoUlD sToP tYpInG wItH qUiRkS tHaT aRe In nO wAy ReLaTeD tO mE.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, BuT nOw Every oNe else is!

 

I WiSh I haD a BaGeL.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish that everybody forgot that HF ever existed.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, however that also means that LEGO forgot that they already did that and are instead starting it up as their new series next year rather than Bionicle.

 

I wish I knew what happened to my trans.-blue kaukau mask.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. The knowledge is unspeakable.

I wish for an NYCC 2014 transparent Hau.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. It's so transparent that you can't see it, and therefore lose it the second you get it

 

 

I wish for a Watchmen prequel movie

[The Undertaken]

granted, but it is a poorly developed fan-movie with minimal resemblance to the original movie or comics.

 

I wish I had enough money to get all the new Bionicle sets

Edited October 11, 2014 by The Undertaken

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. It's in Widgets.

I wish that Spherus Magna and the MU were real.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. Tren Krom kills you

 

I wish for a Tren Krom BIONICLE set

[The Undertaken]

Granted, it's design is enough to drive mortals mad at the mere sight of it though.

 

I wish for the gold Mask of Creation

Edited October 13, 2014 by The Undertaken

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. It's a knockoff.

 

I wish for loads of Masks of Fire. (The 2015 version of the Hau.)

[Squill da squid]

granted but they broke as soon as u got them.

 

 

i wish i had all the origanel toa mata.

[Jahu]

Granted. You have all the origanel toa mata, which are cheap off-brand knockoffs of the 2001 Toa sets. The socket pieces all break the second time you try to connect them.

 

I wish to win a clear Hau from Comic-Con.

Edited October 16, 2014 by Jahu

[JAG18]

Granted, but someone steals it from you the following day.

 

I wish I had the motivation to finish my brief history of the world.   

[Jahu]

Granted. It's completely illegible.

 

I wish for a glass of water.

[The Skakdi Chronicler]

Granted, but the water came from the toilet

 

I wish my wish is a corruptible wish until 10/34/14 

[Hordaki]

Granted, but since that day doesn't exist, all wishes you make until the end of time get corrupted.

 

I wish I was cooler (As in tempertures, not popularity)

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; you are now in space.

 

I wish I didn't have stupid homework.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, however you now require a full Masters degree in six different fields in order to understand your new smart homework

 

I wish I was fluent in both Italian and English

[Jahu]

Granted. But now they're archaic, dead languages. Like Latin and Hieroglyphics.

 

I wish for a pencil.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; you now have a pencil sticking out of your eye.

 

I wish I didn't have to do homework to be successful.

[JAG18]

Granted, now you have to ace tests to be successfully.  

 

I wish that the sky was green.  

[The Undertaken]

Granted, but to facilitate that wish the atmosphere now has large quantities of chlorine gas. You're welcome!

 

I wish that I could grow a beard and a mustache.

[Dalek CAAN]

Granted, but now your mustache and beard have grown out of control and engulfed your body leaving you to with no air or water, Your welcome. :3

 

I wish my avatar was real... Can you see where this is going?

[Hordaki]

Granted, but the 8-bit Doctor blows up the 8-bit Dalek and flies away in the 8-bit TARDIS. Not what you expected, huh?

 

I wish I could sleep.

[J46 Nui]

Granted, but now you have narcolepsy. I wish I was captain of my own spaceship.

[Seaborgium]

You are, but are appointed so because the Earth alliance is desperate in a hopeless war against the giant space termites. You will no doubt die in battle. Have fun.

 

I wish I could suspend time.

[Chaotic Being]

Granted. Unfortunately, your power affects you as well, permanently freezing time.

 

I wish I could create wealth from nothing.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. You can only create the word.

I wish it was impossible for wishes to be corrupted. And also for cheese. 

[Seaborgium]

Granted. There is now no more wishing. So you don't get your cheese either.

 

I wish for an army of killer guinea-fowl at my command.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, but in the process you made wealth meaningless, ruining the economy and forcing us into another global depression, one far greater than the one that happened in the 30s

 

I wish I was omnipotent

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. It's boring.

I wish I was one of the new Bionicle sets.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, enjoy your life as a chunk of plastic

 

I wish I could fly

[Chaotic Being]

Granted, but you can only fly upwards and nothing else. You fly into orbit and suffocate.

 

I wish I could possess people's minds.

Edited October 31, 2014 by Chaotic Being

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted, but you attempt to do it to Tren Krom and your mind explodes.

 

I wish that my laptop couldn't break.

[J46 Nui]

Granted, but now the casing is made of steel and it is too heavy to carry around anywhere.

 

I wish that my Halloween costume of Benny from the Lego Movie turned out better.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. Nobody's scared.

I wish for the Platinum Avohkii.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. It's too small, and it's spray-painted

 

I wish my costume turned out better

[The Undertaken]

Granted, sadly the sight of it was so pants-browningly terrifying that it drove you mad at the mere sight of it!

 

I wish I was less self-conscious