The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Voxumo]

granted your not constipated but you now have violent diarrheaI wish that i was 5 foot 11

[ThatHoboMan]

Obscene material removed. - Wa

Edited December 7, 2011 by Watashi Wa

[Klak]

Granted. But you die of such obscene disgustingness.I wish I had an awesome sword.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but you can't lift it up because it's too heavy.I wish fresh water has a good taste that I like.

[Voxumo]

granted it has a good taste but due to the tast the water is now poisonous.I wish I had several tucan birds

Edited December 7, 2011 by Chi Keeper Cho Voxumo-Chan

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but they don't like to be away from their natural habitat and they fly off.I wish I had more things to read.

[Archer Vonn]

granted, but they were love notes your parents wrote to each other.i wish people weren't so lowly as to create or play a game designed on belitting the dreams and desires of others

[Zerothemaster]

But they are.>.><.<*steals wallet*I wish that the world was like a song.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It's like Baby by Justin Beiber. :(I wish life was like a box of choclates.

[Voxumo]

granted the world becomes chocolate and we eventually eat the whole worldI wish i could use jedi mind tricks

Edited December 7, 2011 by Chi Keeper Cho Voxumo-Chan

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, You use one on yourself by mistake, and give yourself major short-term memmory loss.I wish my computer was 20% cooler.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, it was put in a refrigerator and no longer works.I wish cats ruled the world!

[Kaleidoscope Tekulo]

Granted. The world is ruled by ancient Egypt and the cats all force humans to build pyramids under the stars because their alien friends are too busy.I wish I had a Lynx. =3

[King Joe]

Granted. It eats your face.I wish that I had a pet tiger that could talk and when anybody else saw it they thought it was a stuffed toy.Wow, that sounds like a good idea for a comic series..Owait...

[Zerothemaster]

Granted, however, he leaps at your every time you walk through the door.I wish that bombs exploded flowers

[King Joe]

Granted. I think.But they also explode you.I wish that I could continue taking Bushidokan classes after I leave.

[Klak]

You do. But the sensei is not a nice guy.I wish his sensei was Good Guy Greg!

[Serpent of Fire]

Granted, but instead of Greg Farshtey you get a different, creepy Greg person who spend his time throwing pies at a brick wall...I wish for a gallon of lard.

Edited December 8, 2011 by Serpent of Fire

[King Joe]

Granted. But you have to eat it.I wish that I had awesome Ninja powazzzz!

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but later, you found out that you can't control them so what's the point?I wish I could run faster.

[King Joe]

Granted. Your speed has been greatly increased. However, in your fleet footed endeavors, soon you find that your increased velocity results in numerous collisions with walls built sturdy and strong.Verily, I wish that henceforth my vocabulary be greatly bolstered.

[Metal Gear Minun]

Granted you now speak in such technical lingo that no one can understand you at all.I wish to beat the world record for taking over France.

[King Joe]

Granted. However, you are now set upon forthwith from every side, and soon lose your new domain. Alas, it seems that in your haste to conquer France, you neglected to provide adequate means for it's defense, and are thus stricken from the record books.My wish consists of success in valiant endeavors of mine relating to the conquering of the moon.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted. But your wish was too hard to understand, so the one who granted it gave you a rubber duck instead.I wish I was a paradox=)

[King Joe]

The granting of this wish results in the untimely demise of the universe. Your guilt will haunt you as your life was preserved for that purpose.My desire and wish is that the universe be remade!

[Voxumo]

granted but you did not specify that it would be the same so fish rule earth now.I wish that vultures would circle all my enemies

[Snelly]

Vultures now not only circle your enemies, but everyone everywhere, including you.I wish that I could get some sleep for once.

Edited December 8, 2011 by Snelly

[King Joe]

Granted, however, all they do is circle, while your enemies, while slightly put off by this show, resume their designs, adverse to your own.EDIT: Ninja'd.Granted. Unfortunately, you die in said sleep.I wish people could understand grand and verbose speech better.

Edited December 8, 2011 by King Joe

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, but the new information is so boring nobody uses it anymore.I wish that the world was in a chaotic war!

[Voxumo]

granted the chaotic war's prisoner of war camp is located in your back yardI wish that all snow would be purple

[Trijhak]

Granted. Everything but snow is now purple.I wish that purple things did not exist.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted. But all other colour is erased along with purple, making the world very dull and rather monochromatic.I wish I had a horcrux=)

[King Joe]

I give you a horrible rash. Because I have no idea what a crux is, much less a horcrux.I wish that I had Toa powers.

[Trijhak]

Congratulations, you get the speed, strength and power of a Turaga instead! Now you can be the stereotypical old, wise Turaga that dies early on in the story!I wish I had some sort of psionic powers.

[King Joe]

Granted. Only it makes a ghost every time that eats you.I wish that I was awesomeness incarnate.

[Boogie Monsta]

But then Gurren Lagann sues for intellectual property copyright violation.I wish I had a wish I had a portal gun.

Edited December 8, 2011 by Psychoshy

[King Joe]

You get one. But you get stuck between two portals, forever falling. I wish that I wasn't out of shape.

[Boogie Monsta]

You get in shape, but that shape is a triangle and you're stuck as a triangle forever.I wish people could learn by osmosis.

[King Joe]

Granted. But people forget things that way too.I wish that I didn't get ninja'd ever.

[FrozenFlash]

Granted, but right before that post went up, you got ninja'd.I wish I could juggle batons.