Tahu3.0 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted but its too hot and you leave I wish i had a real kanohi mask Quote I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the Matoran Universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. It's a red Hau. The most common kanohi of all time. I wish to live in Ga-Metru. 1 Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. You're a Ga-Matoran. I wish for a bagel. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. You get a seagull, who promptly pecks you to death. I wish for some pancakes. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but they're cakes baked in a pan. They look and taste half baked. This is why cakes belong in the oven. I wish to live in Le-Metru. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. You now live in the Kingdom AU's version of Le-metru. Have fun fending off mutant Rahi as you die slowly from radiation sickness and starvation. I wish I was a Toa of Plantlife in the main bionicle universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but you are never featured in any storyline. just mentioned. I wish for 200$ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 It's coiunerfeit. I wish for a muffin. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, it is overcooked, crumbling, and made with all-artificial blueberry grown with Tears of despair. I wish I could finish 6th grade math instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. But you forgot to finish fifth grade math and need to go back in order to do so. I wish M'disi wasn't so annoying. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 M'disi? And I already finished 5th grade math. I wish I had a kakama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but every motion is sped up and your vision is blurry when moving. I wish to live in Po-Metru. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 You're rubbish at carving because you lack the upper-body strength and mechanical arms that Po-Matoran carvers have. You're ostracised and jeered at and then taken away by the Zadakh due to you not being conducive to the work environment. I wish I had the power to instantaneously generate squirrels out of nowhere - and anywhere I want them to appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but the squirrels go berzerk. I wish to live in Onu-Metru. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but you disturb to 2 headed tarakava. I wish for Kopaka Nuva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but you die because of the ugliness of his mask. I wish for Gali Mata Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but all the sockets break. Also, Kopaka Nuva's Mask isn't ugly, So I didn't die. I wish to be stronger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted, but your strength can't be controlled. I wish to live in Ko-Metru. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted. But you freeze to death. I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 No. I wish there was a killer Takea in the bionicle story. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Granted. It kills the entire bionicle universe and Bionicle's glorious return is diminished after this terrible plot. I wish The skull villains were good sets Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) Granted. The skull villains become good guys - and bionicle G2 suddenly has a lack of villains. The plot falls apart as the protagonists can do nothing except stay at home and twiddle their Toa-sized thumbs. Or in the skull spiders' cases, their eight legs. I wish my senpai would notice me in a non-awkward situation. Edited September 19, 2015 by The Editor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but she notices you with another girl and decides to keep ignoring you. I wish the Piraka released an album. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Editor Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but they move away from rap because their producers think Indie is cool. They release a folk-style album with tons of stomp-clamp songs in it that are really bad because their voices don't fit that style. I wish that the serials would be finished so Vezon can be blown up and finally die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but the ending is terrible and the fans refuse to support Greg. I wish the rahkshi released an album. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted. It has a ton of great rock songs from all the Rahkshi, but it costs a million bucks. I wish the Le-Matoran of Mata Nui released an album Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but the album becomes extremely rare since so many people bought the album and prices are jacked up to $1000. I wish the story focused on the normal lifestlye of the matoran on Metru Nui. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, it's just them sitting in cells because the Vahki claim to enforce the law, but instead Muh-tow-ren are disappearing. (That's how he pronounces it) I wish that the 2001 story focused on the Matoran. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but the matoran aren't fun to play with the bionicle fails after one year. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 No wish? ok, I'll make one: I wish the villagers of Okoto had different masks Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, they all have Gavla's masks and scare little kids to death. Are you happy now? I wish pancakes was a canon element. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted. Every Toa becomes a Toa of Pancakes, and the line is canceled after 2001 because it's too goofy. I wish for some pancakes. 1 Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, you're a canon Toa of pancakes, your entire home dimension collapses due to it being considered too goofy. I wish for more purple sets. 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, you get purple panda toa for the rest of eternity and Nothing Else. I wish for this meme to become popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Granted, but you are decreed... I wish for a Vohon set. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Wait, did you edit that in GIMP or Photoshop? Granted, but that means the Jaller & Gukko set is replaced by Vohon and a brick built stall. It gets even better/worse from there, he travels to Karzahni, loses his Kakama and instead of getting a mask of fate, he gets a mask of... Hypnotism. With googly spiral eyes and a pendulum serving as a wispy beard. Vohon becomes overpowered since he mind controls the Piraka into giving the mask of life to them and they return home to Metru Nui, revive Mata Nui and the story ends in 2007. Now, I wish for an Amaya set. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 granted,but it gets lost in translation sometime in packaging and you get a bootleg lego toy in a thin plastic bag called A Maya Set.all the pieces are yellow,and all the pieces are slightly bigger or smaller than each other. i wish george lucas was given a real lightsaber and given m.night.shamalan and michael bay tied up in front of him. Quote check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks! I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read. just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'? see these guys? alrighty bros, listen up.my lightning dragon is lonely.click dis bebe dergen pls.i know its dumb.jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?',:] my Skrall--er, scroll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, he cuts them free because murdering someone over movie quality is wrong. I wish for a dozen donuts. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, but you get a baker's dozen, which means you get 13 donuts, but the number curses you with bad luck. I wish for a Tamaru set. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Granted, it's a VoyaToran I wish for an MNOG style Kopeke set Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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