So somehow, the last game was won. That shouldn't have happened. Let's try again.
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Posted Jan 24 2014 - 09:11 PM
So, same rules as before, and I'll copy them from the other topic for reference:
In this game, you have to come up with creative ways to steal the Kanohi Ignika from the last player to have it!
First, some ground rules: All the standard BZP rules apply.
Second, please keep countering the last post to a minimum. (E.G, "I shoot my Zamor Sphere at you, making you my slave. You give the mask to me. My Mask." Post 2: "I dodged the Zamor Sphere. It's still my mask.") It just negates the last persons post and makes it less fun for all.
Third: You have to state that the mask is in your possession at the end of your post. (E.G., IMMA FIRIN MY LAZORS!!! My Mask!) Otherwise, you don't have the mask.
Fourth: YOU CANNOT WEAR THE MASK!!!! If you do, we must forcibly remove your face along with the mask.
Some other things: The Mask has "cursed" us all with instant regeneration. If someone kills you, you're alive again by your next post. Cool!
Have fun, and let the game begin. My mask!!!
Edited by -Windrider-, Jan 24 2014 - 09:13 PM.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 09:26 PM
I walk up, using a CLEVER DISGUISE, and steal it.The mask is mine!
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 09:29 PM
I walk up to ya and SOCK YOU IN THE FACE. Then I nail you to the wall of my basement.
My Mask. Step up, son!
Edited by The Dapper Man, Jan 24 2014 - 09:36 PM.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 09:32 PM
Funny, The sock was discounted, That gives me a Super Hank army, They free me and kick your butt.
My mask, Can we have an in story Explanion about the reboot?
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 09:49 PM
This game doesn't really require a story, but ok. After everyone settled for peace, I took the mask to the center room of the space station, placed it in a casket, and put it in among the other boxes on the loft (yes, I built a loft for the space station). In time, the mask faded from memory, and prosperity reigned. Twenty years later, a dark shadow creeps out of the darkest reaches of the universe, and destroys the space station. Doing this, it accidentally damages the reality altering machine I had on board the station, and it reset time completely, further than ever before. This is an alternate reality now, an alternate beginning, and an alternate course of events.
Well, now that we got that out of the way, I build a space shuttle and crash it into you, me barely surviving with a few cracked ribs and a mauled left arm. I take the mask and make a run for it.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 09:55 PM
You trip and fall down to the center of the earth, I respawn next to the mask and kick you into a spike. The mask keeps me alive when i get out because im the only person around.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 10:02 PM
I take you by the head and throw you into the stratosphere. I then take the mask.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 10:12 PM
I steal the kidney back, return it to click, and do the same with the Mask. Except I keep it.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 10:20 PM
GOLDEN THUNDER IMPALEMENT! Spikes come out of the floor and impale and kill you all. I take the mask.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 11:26 PM
I burn your carboard box, and laugh loudly.
Posted Jan 24 2014 - 11:45 PM
Olmak. It's really that simple.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 12:18 AM
I shoot you with a knife, confusing everyone else.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 12:23 AM
You just got cosmonaut'd. Ciao!
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 12:44 AM
I pull a Snorax and fall asleep on you, causing you to lose your hold on the Mask.
Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story.
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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 01:05 AM
I give you an energy drink. While you bounce off the walls, I very carefully sneak out with the mask.
Edited by The Dapper Man, Jan 25 2014 - 01:05 AM.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 01:34 AM
I have shaped charges. I also have feet, just in case the bomb does not work.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 07:06 AM
I Slither through the darkness and proceed to steal the mask and then return to the very shadows
If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post.
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Posted Jan 25 2014 - 08:43 AM
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 09:10 AM
I falsify government records, making it so that I own the store you are operating in. This grants me all the earnings you have made while there, including the mask. I make my escape to Japan before anyone catches on.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 09:53 AM
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 10:05 AM
Edited by Norik Of Gielinor, Jan 25 2014 - 10:06 AM.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 10:13 AM
I am dead, but instead of being revived, my spirit is forced back into my body, making me undead. I infiltrate Norik of Gielinor's undead army, and discreetly steal the mask without him being any the wiser. I run away, and the mask brings me back to life at the same time.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 10:54 AM
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 11:07 AM
I bash your head off of your body, then proceed to use it as a bowling ball on your Super Salesmen Army. They all die.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 11:52 AM
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 12:17 PM
I force a new bill to pass, making discounts illegal. Your super salesmen twist and turn in pain, then liquify. You are traumatized for life, and while you experience the initial shock, I steal the mask and limp away, with out my own mask.
The mask is mine, but I don't have my mask.
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 12:24 PM
Posted Jan 25 2014 - 12:27 PM
Since I'm pretty sure we're all still in Japan, I summon a plethora of beings from recent Japanese media.
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