Relapse Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I'm making a thieves group, so PM me if you want in. BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Just a quick question.How many troops on averave are there in a village guard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Somewhere between exactly how many we need and unlimited. BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friar Tuck Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 No, Please; Finish Poor Niici, suffering from the effects of a Joske-Heuani sandwich. That kind of double-decker-delicacy is hard to take. Makes us hungry to see more, how she will slice this event up. Living large... like clown-shoe size large. Complete with nose, rainbow-colored hair, and a bottle of seltzer water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 ... Ignore me. I'm just going to head over to my corner and get some mental images out of my head. http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 No, Please; Finish Poor Niici, suffering from the effects of a Joske-Heuani sandwich. That kind of double-decker-delicacy is hard to take. Makes us hungry to see more, how she will slice this event up.Oh, the horror of that wording... BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 All this wording is making me think of my recent discovery of Jimmy Johns, the greatest sandwich restaurant I know. Speaking of which, I wonder if I would have any customers if a Matoran of mine set up a sandwich restaurant designed to be a local gathering place where people hung out. Probably not. Though I love the idea of that sort of atmosphere, and I can see potential, though I can't quite see working it into an RPG. No, wait, it would be fun to have a Matoran character of mine try and fail. And I know exactly who I want to see do that. Hmm. This also reminds me: who all has characters that own businesses? 24601 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friar Tuck Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 No, Please; Finish Poor Niici, suffering from the effects of a Joske-Heuani sandwich. That kind of double-decker-delicacy is hard to take. Makes us hungry to see more, how she will slice this event up.Oh, the horror of that wording... Ah, but it's true: she tantalizes for a taste of both, that saucy girl, knowing that variety is the spice of life. For a man cannot live on bread alone, so only by a balanced diet can she hope to jet herself out of this jam. It can be difficult, having to choose between the rye or the kaiser, but at least she now can see the spam in her own life. Living large... like clown-shoe size large. Complete with nose, rainbow-colored hair, and a bottle of seltzer water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relapse Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) The Cultured Gentry owns lots of businesses. Kyju technically owns a few mining companies.Edit: my gosh, tuck, now I need to join Hubert in the corner. As if I needed more horrible imagery... Edited January 8, 2013 by Relapse BZPRPG ProfilesIC: "It comes with the job," Halfimus explained, "I'm not paid enough to give anything outside quick flavour descriptions." So pay me more AuRon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 My childhood is slowly dying before my eyes. Stahp. Tuck. Stahp. (Although I can take comfort that you haven't destroyed my view of Metru Nui) http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 My char Tomar owns a bar in Ta. No such thing as destiny. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 No, Please; Finish Poor Niici, suffering from the effects of a Joske-Heuani sandwich. That kind of double-decker-delicacy is hard to take. Makes us hungry to see more, how she will slice this event up.Oh, the horror of that wording... Ah, but it's true: she tantalizes for a taste of both, that saucy girl, knowing that variety is the spice of life. For a man cannot live on bread alone, so only by a balanced diet can she hope to jet herself out of this jam. It can be difficult, having to choose between the rye or the kaiser, but at least she now can see the spam in her own life.Mmm! I was wondering when it would be that Spam was introduced as one of the delicacies of Mata Nui. GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I like mental images.Oh, wait, now I get it.Not too bad. But still inappropriate. Spam? Is that a kind of vegetable? BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmperorWhenua Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Yes, Spam is a vegetable, one of the most nutritious and delicious vegetables known to man at that. BZPRPG Profiles / Critical Acclaim / Complaints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I love spam. (I don't mean I want you spamming my inbox.) Now you've all made me hungry. Yes, Spam is quite the delicacy on Mata Nui. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otter Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 No, Please; Finish Poor Niici, suffering from the effects of a Joske-Heuani sandwich. That kind of double-decker-delicacy is hard to take. Makes us hungry to see more, how she will slice this event up.Oh, the horror of that wording... Ah, but it's true: she tantalizes for a taste of both, that saucy girl, knowing that variety is the spice of life. For a man cannot live on bread alone, so only by a balanced diet can she hope to jet herself out of this jam. It can be difficult, having to choose between the rye or the kaiser, but at least she now can see the spam in her own life. *claps* That was wonderful, Tuck. Absolutely wonderful. profiles i guess i'm a south american giant otter now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARROW404 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Words cannot express how much I love this place. BZPRPG Profiles If I go AWOL for a while, feel free to contact me via Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I have come here to chew bubblegum say that I will not be on here near as much for the next 2-3 days. No such thing as destiny. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Oh hey, Riaril What? Kriigata's in it too? Who wrote this shiiii... http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=9733&page=2&do=findComment&comment=546628 Link for the BZPRPG 2013 arc profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Anthyn's hot, dude. -Tyler ＳＡＹ ＩＴ ＯＮＥ ＭＯＲＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＴＥＬＬ ＭＥ ＷＨＡＴ ＩＳ ＯＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＩＮＤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I get the joke. I approve. Anthyn, if ever you meet Kriigata, know you will have gained a fan-girl. http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=9733&page=2&do=findComment&comment=546628 Link for the BZPRPG 2013 arc profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) Kughii, it's Arete, not Ancora. Ancora are chilling in the Po-Wahi desert doing nothing. Speaking of which... Wasn't LoJak supposed to be in Po-Wahi? Edited January 8, 2013 by Constructman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Fanixe Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) Yeah. He got bored waiting. He might be able to make it back soon, though. Edited January 8, 2013 by Toa Fanixe Quiz by TheQuizzery.com You are strong and kinda smart, but not too much Which Barraki are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Kughii, it's Arete, not Ancora. Ancora are chilling in the Po-Wahi desert doing nothing. Speaking of which... Wasn't LoJak supposed to be in Po-Wahi?Thank you! I will go correct that now. I couldn't remember, given the fact I had no internet to check until two times today. Again, thanks http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=9733&page=2&do=findComment&comment=546628 Link for the BZPRPG 2013 arc profiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 This is the way of the Jloudo. I figured I might as well write his first post and have some fun with his weirdness. He won't always be so frantic, but eccentricity...Oh yeah, I'm going to have fun with him. This is, he actually has some talents, so I'll actually do something serious with him. 24601 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Emotia Sandwiches. Now with 95% less fat. http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Emotia Sandwiches. Now with 95% less fat.*** You have no idea how happy I am right now. My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 The Fall of a GuardsmanorThe Shortest 2013 Preview Post Ever. XDNo seriously- it's short compared to everyone else's. Emotia Sandwiches. Now with 95% less fat.Context pls. BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 ...Just read Ga? -Tyler ＳＡＹ ＩＴ ＯＮＥ ＭＯＲＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＴＥＬＬ ＭＥ ＷＨＡＴ ＩＳ ＯＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＩＮＤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Ga-Koro has the most horrifyingly amusing, and tasty, death of this season. http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) Ga-Koro has the most horrifyingly amusing, and tasty, death of this season.Nuuuu Emotia. And baby. That made me sad inside. Just a little. The other part of me was too busy walking away, slightly mortified. The last bit of me was cackling maliciously. anthyn pls. Edited January 9, 2013 by Toa Xemnas of Crystal BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 What baby? Toa can't reproduce, remember? http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xemnas~ Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) What baby? Toa can't reproduce, remember?...hubert pls. Okay, I'll stop with that now before it gets annoying. XP Edited January 9, 2013 by Toa Xemnas of Crystal BZPRPG Profiles Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow pridak money gang Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Emotia couldn't be pregnant because that would mean it was Tillian's baby. And Tillian's only baby? Its name is Surfboard. -Tyler ＳＡＹ ＩＴ ＯＮＥ ＭＯＲＥ ＴＩＭＥ ＴＥＬＬ ＭＥ ＷＨＡＴ ＩＳ ＯＮ ＹＯＵＲ ＭＩＮＤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Valjean Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Alright, so if you look at my profiles you'll see that there's a Toa team that I recently wrote up but haven't posted with. That's because I'm not just looking for interaction, but a story. That means that I'm looking for these following elements:Promise for a narrative direction An immediate sense that conflict is occurring Evidence that interaction is relevant Writers who have a sense of story of their own that forces the hand of my own writing, causing our imaginations to mingle in a collaborative effort. So I'm open to interacting with several people, although I'm reserving myself for people who I think will be good. I'm not just going to interact with anyone, and I hope to encounter people who are both talented and ambitious. That being said, I'm advertising my intentions here and will continue my plight for a few days (and potentially contact Ambage members who are interested in rejoining the RPG), to create a story that should add some extra fruit to the RPG. 24601 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havelock Vetinari Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 (edited) What is the typical population of a village? A hundred people? Five hundred? Because, as I go through the RPG, collecting raids and various other nightmares for the mission statement or what have you for my organization I can't help but thinking that if their populations are anywhere below around a thousand they'll be practical ghost towns. Edited January 9, 2013 by Basilisk I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Sounds kinky. http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emzee Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Even the Shadowy Can Be Patient ^For those who want to read the backstory of Tamaru's murderer. I intend to include some backstory with almost every Vidar post from now on.^ "hey girl: here’s an idea, but… it’s up to you: You’re the boss of this operation." [BZPRPG Profile] [Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simulacrum Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 ...I just realized several people are most likely waiting for me to post/have moved on with their characters. If this is the case, please PM me. PS; This sudden rash of aSoIaF-themed name is amazing. I'm definitely keeping my name for a bit longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 @Basilisk: The original population of the island was 1000. 1000/6 koros plus 1 Kumu Islets is roughly 142 people per town. There has been a massive influx of people in the past 100 years, the whole population of the island probably wouldn't be enough to even form a Brigade.That is, unless a lot of the inhabitants decided to have like 10 kids per household every 15 years.On another note, the notion of a CIA like organization has been rebuffed twice, but what about FBI? A centralized police/shock trooper force? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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