Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Mice in disguise. The English language's lack of standard verb conjugation like other languages. (Spanish's -ir, -er, -ar, etc.) Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 The Illuminati got bored, so they decided to pull a few strings for a different result. The Illuminati. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 A cover up for our lightbulb overlords, who use the Illuminati as their human interface. Kerbal Space Program Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 NASA's way of trying to educate the Human population of how rockets work. Colours. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 A plot by the Illuminati to confuse men when their wives are shopping for clothing. Thumbs. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicleBordeaux Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Made by the Great Potato in attempt to make a fence but humans stole it,so that's why we have houses. Alcohol. Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 More dilute than that dangerous water. Keyboards. Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Actually buttons held up by tiny people, and when pressed their bodies form the letters on the screen.Giant robots Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Sentient beings pretending to be under our control when in reality they're actually controlling the world from the Earth's core. Lava. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Actually buttons held up by tiny people, and when pressed their bodies form the letters on the screen.Giant robotsOh my god this is... Ehks why? :'( I feel guilty for squishing these little helpers in my computer. Lava= Pimple juice of the gods. Wallets. Edited May 19, 2014 by Just Norik Quote BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (edited) Designed to supposedly hold our money, but they actually transport it to a storage dimension for little blue guys to use. Online profiles Edited May 19, 2014 by avmatoran Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Actually buttons held up by tiny people, and when pressed their bodies form the letters on the screen.Giant robotsOh my god this is... Ehks why? :'( I feel guilty for squishing these little helpers in my computer. Lava= Pimple juice of the gods. Wallets. i am success. Actually split personalities of their creators, which take control upon logging into the profile.Roombas Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Robots bent on world domination, their plan is to use that whirring noise to hypnotize the human population. Crutches. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Crutches? Who needs those! Doctors just want you to believe you need them!. Underlines Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Actually useless, but our brains have been reprogrammed to believe that underlining is significant.Stupid freaking aliens. Pokemon (<Actual next thing) Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Animals being forced to dress up as 'weird things' and forced to battle by their evil owners. The Conspiracy Theory Game. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 One of the last places to learn the truth. Every other info source has been bought out by the global elites. Rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Is the drool of a giant monster whose mouth is mistaken for the sky and whose existence no one wants to admit. Germs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Actually just tiny robots, created by THE GOVERNMENT and ALIENS and THE ILLUMINATI working in coalition to utterly kill the human race.Microsoft Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Remember the blue screen of death on their old computers? The excessive problems were caused by an Apple worker who sabotaged it. Even today, the red ring of death on the Xbox is affected. Apple put the problems into the basic coding of Microsoft computers, causing them to screw up Windows and more. They did this to sell more stuff, and finally realized they needed something new. Hence the "i" series. They are trying to conquer the world! Wi-fi Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Actually tiny, invisible USB cables with smart-technology that allow them to plug into your computer, and upload a filtered version of the internet to your computer, so you can't tell what the GOVERNMENTALIENILLUMINATI coalition are doing.Yogurt Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) Also functional as shampoo. Don't use it as such, though, it allows the Old Ones to control your mind. Totally edible, though. Sour cream. Edited May 21, 2014 by Dapper-San Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akavakaku Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Sour "cream" is a euphemism; it's made from the puréed body fat of rays, especially freshwater skates and stingrays. Thousands are killed to make this "cream" every year. Save wildlife, buy mayonnaise instead. Chima. Quote ( The bunny slippers hiss and slither into the shadows. ) -Takuaka: Toa of TimeWhat if the Toa you know best were not destined to be? Interchange: The epic begins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Chima is actually a top-secret experiment gone wrong, trapping people and animals inside LEGO. Swords. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Truly the backbones of ancient creatures known as "Mglrifydrs"; they have long since gone extinct due to overhunting, so now we mimic their spines with the vertebrae of giant, alien centipedes.Guns Quote Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Doesn't really need gunpowder, but we use it in them anyways because we can't find other uses for it and it's base materials. >Greentext Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) Writing In >Greentext Will Curse You To Use Unnecessary Capitals. However Pupwa did this. Edited May 30, 2014 by Dapper-San Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 He did in a perfectly normal and completely average way--or at least that's what the aliens want you to think. History. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) A clever ruse designed by aliens to cover their tracts on the development of our civilization. What, you thought the Egyptians built the pyramids? Quantum mechanics Edited June 7, 2014 by Toa Of Virtues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Is actual quite simple when put in the right words, but it's never put that way because some people believe the world isn't ready for Quantum mechanics. Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 A place that holds AREA 51. Where top secret stuff is sold to the public, such as devious SOFT PRETZELS. *spooky gimmicky noise* Vegetarians Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 A secret ploy spun by the government to prevent the general public from destroying the soldiers which they keep on farms and hillsides. Humanitarians =) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Actually canibles. Carnivores Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 A successful experiment by plants to slow the decline of their population. Blu-Ray. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Uses class 2 laser radiation in an attempt to mutate the user. The ballpark. Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiderus Prime Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 There are secret a base to hide the alien bodies and their craft too. Yoshi Quote Twitter | deviantART | Spring.Me | Youtube | Facebook |List of Blue Phantom Stories|Nintendo Network ID: spiderusprime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 A devilish creature that's out to kill Mario. It's just waiting for the chance... Manga. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pupwa21 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Isn't mirrored because when it is, it reveals coordinates to the portal to [Redacted] SCP's Quote Looks like it's the end of the line for 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Are actually very insecure (that's assuming you mean Secure Copies). UFOs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 A mass hallucination induced by the drugs the government puts into our water supplies. Bread tumors Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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