IcarusBen Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. It's laughably bad. I wish CCBS was more widely accepted. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, it... you know what? No. That would never happen. Ever. I wish that the stupid documentary makers would get it through their thick skulls that sharks AREN'T intelligent loving creatures and are instead NON-SENTIENT PREDATORS WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT FOOD!!!!!! GAH! Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but in response sharks decide to become, as a species, intelligent loving creatures. I wish for an acre of land on Mercury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but it's a different Mercury billions of light years away. I wish that I would stop getting myself addicted to caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, your addiction is now replaced by one for much more illegal addictive substances. I wish I had too much money. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but because of the economy's delicate balance there now is not enough to go around and the world crashes so instead of having too much, now everyone including yourself gets nothing... Greed is never the answer... I wish for world piece. Yeah cliché but I am tired and my brain hurts. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted. Our unity colonizes another world which has no peace. I wish I could reverse and un-reverse time without it moving exponentially or geometrically slower or faster. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted, but the Illuminati destroy you to prevent you interfering with their plans. I wish there was a gift shop on Mount Everest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Granted but the only thing it sells is snow and ice... Ok maybe some stone and minerals. But mostly snow and ice. I wish to no longer be single... Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 You are now everyone in one big creepy hivemind. I wish I wasn't Prowl Nightwolf Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. Nothing at all happens. At all. I WISH FOR A BURGER! Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. It's horrible. I wish I was awesome. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted, but your awesomeness is only temporary, and not only fades leaving you regular but costs you the meager amount of awesomeness you had before, and leaving you completely and utterly awesomeless. I wish that the construction was finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) Granted. You only inspire awe in some. I wish that this wished will get wished. EDIT: Ooh, Kapura'd! Granted, it takes 10 YEARS AND LOOKS UGLY. I wish that Cinnabons were free! Edited January 23, 2015 by Dallior Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted. They leave and form a nation of their own. I wish I owned all 6 Toa Okoto, the 6 protectors and the LOSS. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted, but as soon as you build them all, clumsy Kopaka slips and knocks all of the sets into a fire. I wish I was Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted, but your father is DEAD. I wish you a merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted, but your idea of a "Merry" Christmas is different so you feel you didn't really get your wish after all. I wish for all the Bionicle sets and a custom display case to show them all off. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Granted, the custom display case is permanently locked and has black-tinted glass so you can't see the sets or interact with them. I wish I had six cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted, but you lose five. I wish there was a movie about Squirrel Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted but it's about Slappy the squirrel from Tiny Toons.Granted, the custom display case is permanently locked and has black-tinted glass so you can't see the sets or interact with them.You know you are so mean to me. You could have just burned down the display case, making me have to either break the case to see my collection or never see it again but know it will be forever out of view. Would have been kinder to just have a fire burn it to the ground. I wish I had the magic cupboard from the "Indian in the cupboard" book 1 Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted. It smells like a wet dog.I wish I had a Portal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) Granted, ButSee Pic!>>>https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5EdRvSKnOeLZDZ6TXlmZEZhS0k/edit<<<See Pic! And You fall eternally(or at least the 100 years it takesfor the portals to wear off) I wish It was august, 2015 and i had 10 more dollars, to get mask maker vs skull grinder Edited January 24, 2015 by Dragon11603 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted but you get to the story and find out all the sets are sold out. Disappointed you walk home knowing there's always next week only for you to be mugged. Time travel is never the answer. I wish my old Pontiac was running again and not rusting in my front yard. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Granted, It ran away I wish this wish I went back in time 5 minutes to stop me from making this wish, therefore i could not have wished it, causing a paradox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, and boy am I getting real tired of people making paradoxes in his topic, so I go back in time even further and kill you before you can make a paradox. I wish people would stop making paradoxes. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but then a new and worse wish enigma develops such as creating your own paradox by asking for no more. I wish to be able to retire happily with the woman I love never having a care in the world and then die. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but you die because the woman you love kills you for another. I wish I had munnies. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, you have a rare disease called 'munnies.' Don't worry, it isn't lethal... I just hope you don't mind hallucinating that you are your own worst nightmare for the rest of your life. Yeah... most munnies cases go insane within minutes, screaming senselessly at themselves. There's still hope, of course, because... well, no, there's no hope. It's incurable. Sorry. Please enjoy your descent into total madness. I wish I developed a cure for cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted... now nobody is born during June 22 - July 22 and everyone who was instantly dies thus ending Cancer. Hey wait I am a Cancer, clearly I did not think this through... I wish for a new bike. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but you forget to get it assembled at the store and you don't know how to assemble it. I wish I was fluent in every language in the world. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. There is a language called "Every Language in the World," and you are fluent in it. No one else on Earth speaks that language. I wish I had as many LEGO pieces as I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but you can't choose which ones you get, so you end up with as many 2007 lime green socket pieces as you want. I wish that LEGO released cool Rahi sets for 2015 and that I could get them. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You do and the sets are ugly and break upon socket usage; but at least they were kept cool in a sub-zero freezer in a cross-country food truck. I wish i knew how said sets got in a cross-country food truck's freezer. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, But the terrible knowledge means you can't tell anyone else out of fear that they might also go insane. I wish for fresh soup. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, it's so fresh the ingredients haven't even been grown yet, and creates a temporal paradox - after you eat it. Thus your stomach travels forward in time, but not the rest of you. I wish the next person to post would not see this wish, and corrupt Daronus' in the previous post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You do, a fresh batch of soup that was cooked in an old farmers boot, full of sweat and dirt and foot essence, and said boot was found out in the cow fields, so a hint of fecal schnitzel will be in your oh so fresh soup. Just liked you asked. I wish someone could explain why the man below is so silly; or if it has my real signature, I wish I could have some salmon burgers (like a cheeseburger, but there are grilled salmon patties in place). Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted. This man isn't wearing a toothpaste costume. He is an anthropomorphic bottle of toothpaste. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, the universe is engulfed into a singularity by your lack of a wish. I wish my eyes changed color every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prowl Nightwolf Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted but due to the effect you are blind and never are able to enjoy this bizarre genetic abnormality. I actually do have eyes that shift between blue and green. Though not at my own command. Granted, but you forget to get it assembled at the store and you don't know how to assemble it. I wish I was fluent in every language in the world.This isn't a corrupted wish, this is reality. I don't know that I do know how to put a bike together. How do you know me so well... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! I wish for true freedom, not this false freedom we think we have. Quote "A stranger will always be a stranger unless you give them a chance." || <- My Pokémon | BZPRPG Characters: Po-Matoran Doseki & Nui-Jaga Scorpio; Ga-Matoran Orca Matoran und Panzer: Doseki & Glitch | Marvel RP PC | Mata Nui Monopoly: Come... Own a piece of the legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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