JPNML Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Granted. you got it by stealing it from the government, and you are never heard from again.i wish for i wish for i wish for i wish for i wish for i wish for i wish for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 ungrantable wish.you think it's funny. i do not. since you didn't wish for anything, you die.i wish people would stop making wishes like that ^ Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 People stop making wishes like that one because no wishes are ever granted.I wish there were fewer highways.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Granted, there is now only one, and it runs through your back yard.I wish I had an xbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 It simply doesn't work.I wish I had a "professional" spotting scope for astronomy and birdwatching and such.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Granted, but it's a professional scuba diver, and jumps into the sea. :PI wish, I could make better sounding dubstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 You make the highest-quality dubstep heard by humankind. It is ignored by snobbish critics and you accidentally delete your digital copies of it.I wish I had as many Olmaks as appear in my signature.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Granted, but there all in your sig.I wish the universe was green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 granted. now everyone is essentially blind because its all the same shade.i wish i had a better computer Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Granted, but its name is HAL 9000. Have fun.I wish they didn't make the Clone Wars movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Granded, you now have a bunch of fans chasing you.I wish for fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 A giant fish lands on you. I wish people wouldn't make so many rhymes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Granted. There are now fewer rhymes which means that imbalance has come to the universe. This imbalance then causes combustible lemons to burn your house down.I wish for combustible lemons that won't burn MY house down... Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 They just burn up your computer.I wish I had Portal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Granted, a portal appears under you and sucks you into the abyss.I wish I had more money to buy Transformers with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) You gain a currency that can only be exchanged for pole-mounted distribution transformers.I wish for a paintbrush. Edited June 28, 2012 by Temporphilic Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Granted, but it's covered in dry paint, and is thus ruined.I wish I knew what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Granted, but you cannot do it.I wish I could defeat anyone in a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Granted. You challange your self to a fight and win. The paradox gods come and smite you.I wish it was exactly 72 degrees fahrenheit in my region. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Granted, but you teleported to Mars.I wish I was more awake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Granted, you're .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% more awake.I wish I was Finn from Adventure Time Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Wish Granted, but your mom then walks in and turns off the TV.I wish for tree leaves. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 A tree falls on your house. Now you have plenty of leaves!I wish I had Soul Edge as my sword in real life. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Granted, but you accidentally cut yourself...into pieces.I wish I had an Energon sword I could use, control, and never fail or screw up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Granted, it is taken by the government for examination.I wish I was a werewolf in a town that had no idea how to kill werewolves and I was in control of my werewolf powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Done. The town has no idea. The military does. Enjoy being run over by a tank. Repeatedly. I wish I was immortal, in the biological sense, not being turned to stone or any of that. Still in full possession of my mind and senses and just as I am now, but time no longer wears on me....it does however still move forwards for me. I am not frozen in time, merely immune to it's ravages. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Granted. However, you are still not immune to having a random tank falling on your head.I wish I had a Magical Shotgun of Dragon-slaying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Granted, but the dragon kills you first.I wish I could ride a dragon without anything bad happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Unfortunately something bad happens and youre shot down.I wish for a can of tomato soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Granted, a can of tomato soup appears in your house. Somewhere. You have no idea where though. It could be anywhere. It's not in the cupboards, where you check first. It's not behind the sofa. It's not in the dishwasher. You have no idea where it could be and there's no kind of hint or assistance in finding it. The maddening search for soup slowly starts eroding your sanity.I wish for two pet owls. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 wish.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close.i wish to be more crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Granted, but now they're coming to take you away, ha ha! To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and you'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take you away, ha ha!I wish for two pet owls. (Trying things again. That's what I usually do when a program crashes.) Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 they are evil owls and they peck you our of existence.I wish that they werent taking me away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havelock Vetinari Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Done. They shoot you instead.I wish that I could summon and bind Nightgaunts, servants of the elder god Norden. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Granted, but they are overpowered by a stronger force, and you are killed.I wish I knew what those really were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 granted. with wasting a few minutes of your life, you thought how much you have wasted your life on, and kill yourself.I wish Dimentio could find that soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Granted, but the soup is poisoned! D=I wish I had a vampire carrot Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Granted, but it bites you and you become one!I wish I had a gun Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Granted, but it only shoots marshmallows.I wish I found a cure for being a vampire carrot Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Granted, you become a vampire catI wish I had a mc Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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