Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Granted. You fuse with Edward Cullen. (Dear Mata Nui, what have I done?! D= )I wish I had an underground bunker just in case of an unrealistic emergency. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Granted, but it collapses in on you.I wish i had cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) You have one, and that unrealistic emergency occurs in said bunker.The party escort submission position arrives and escorts you brutally to your cake.I wish I could barf on contact. Edited February 13, 2012 by Roablin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Granted, but you dehydrate because of it.I wish for a genie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 The genie hates you for enslaving it and you feel guilty and stuffi wish I could soar through the sky like a walrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Granted. It's a good thing the Walrus catapulting competition is still in town! You're catapulted without a parachute nor any protective gear into ice cold waters. Unfortunately, you take an arrow to the knee in mid flight and that causes you to spin just slightly enough to crash into that iceberg. There you're frozen for many a year until aliens harvest the ice that encases you and defrost you and ressurect you and stuff in order to learn more about our dead race (oh yeah, all of humanity died in the time you were frozen, by the way). Try as you might, you cannot speak the very strange universal space language that is French and so you are forced to wear a sombrero as you fence with a baguette against your sparring partner (which happens to have lazer eyes). You lose as your baguette catches fire via the lazer eye thingy and you are the laughing stock of all aliens for all time. -pant, pant-I wish I had a baguette to fence with. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 Granted, but the baguette is cut to pieces by a really mean fencer.I wish that fencer would stop being so darn rude. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 You, my fellow thawed walrus, are pushed into the alien brawling ring adjacent to mine, and a sharpened baguette is dropped into your hands from an alien patented baguette dispenser. Unfortunately, as you arebogarol. That's why I can't write long responces.The fencer stops being rude and kills you politely.I wish I wasn't the universe's laughingstock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. You are now the laughingstock of all living beings.I wish my superpowers had powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. Your powers have the power of free will and leave you.I wish I saw Lord of the Rings when it came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, but you die before The Hobbit comes out. I hope The Hobbit has that awesome talking wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. But, with the given creative liberties, Peter Jackson has it stabbed in the face. Twenty-seven times.I wish I could spend Valentine's Day with the girl I love. ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 I sorta know how you feel man. Right, right granted you spend all Valentine's day with her. After that day however she ditches you and acts like you don't exist. Hope that didn't hurt :(I wish I was more optimistic in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) Granted. The girl you love breaks your heart. I'm too busy with schadenfreude to really give you any sympathy chocolate... Also, I'm eating your sympathy chocolate, so you're pretty much totally miserable... Sorry... D=CURSE YOU, NINJAGO! D= Anyway, granted. You're optimistic and a positive thinker. However, you get into an argument with someone on whether a glass is half full or half empty. This leads to a flame war and you are banned from BZP.I wish I had more sympathy chocolate. XD Edited February 14, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (Daaaaaaaaaaang, you guys are heartless. )Granted; but bipolar women maul you for it.I wish for a perfect glass of chocolate milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, but some ninja steals it before you could drink it.I wish I could make something important and vital to humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (Daaaaaaaaaaang, you guys are heartless. )In my defense, I said I was sorry! D=Anyway, Granted. You invent something imparative to the survivial of the human race. You drop it, however, and it breaks, catches fire and burns down your laboratory. Fail.I wish I could dance a slow dance with someone. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) Granted. You must slow dance with an obnoxious person that you don't like at all in any way. It's very awkward.I wish I was the ninja who stole everyone's nice wishes. Edited February 14, 2012 by Ezorov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. But there were so many nice wishes, that on BZPower they say, the ninja's heart grew three sizes that day and died due to the irregularity. I wish I could catch your soul in a glass bottle and drink it like in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. =3 Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted but it is so powerful it kills you from inside.I wish I could shoot a Kamehameha at my mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. Your power level is so low, however (IT'S UNDER 9,000!) that it does little damage.I wish I had a Miru and could activate its power. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. You bang your head on the ceiling upon trying it out.I wish for the ability to freeze time. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, it backfires, and you are now frozen in time!! XDI wish for a better life. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. It is so tediously peaceful and happy that you decide you prefer your old one.I wish for a decent haircut. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, but everyone prefers your old haircut.I wish for Lego to make LEGOxCAPCOM, and for it to have positive reviews from the community and critics alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. I'm too busy buying all of the Phoenix Wright Lego sets to care... Oh, wait, corruption... Uh... The sets you buy had poor cooling and the bricks all shatter. Just your sets, though, everyone else's are fine...I wish Phoenix Wright Lego Sets existed. XDD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 granted, but the bricks shatter when you try to use them.i wish that my mom would let me go to a rock concert Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. Look out; here comes Tom! You, however, don't look out and are crushed by Tom. (Get it? Rock concert? XD).I wish I had tacky jelly. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. You get a jar of grape jelly with a very tacky label. Oh, it's expired too.I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parazan Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) Granted,but now you have the sickness instead of her.I wish i wasn't scared to talk to this girl that i like.-CDP Edited February 14, 2012 by cooldynamyteproductions Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, however, as you go to talk to her, a semi truck goes flying through the air, however, it barely misses you. You are then run over by an army of hamsters on motorcycles and die an agonizing, painful death without ever confessing your love.I wish Fun Dip was available all year round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, but it makes your girlfriend sick. I wish the fun could be doubled. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, but the chances of getting injured while having fun are also doubled.I wish for a bottle of Coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 granted. it's posined and kills youi wish that i had a motorcycle Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parazan Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted,but as you are riding it,an earthquake happens and you fall into a pit.I wish for INFINITIVE WISHES!-CDP Quote Coming June 22nd: Your chance to become an ECC critic! Power of the pen in your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted, but they're all corrupted.I wish I wasn't allergic to my cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 granted. it now hates you for no reason at all.i wish for a flying motorcycle Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Granted. It is destroyed for the lack of card games.I wish I had Tom. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 You get a random murderer named Tom and he kills you.I wish my power level was OVER 9000!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Granted. Your power level is 9001, so it just barely breaks the scanner. However, the scanner limit is also the power level limit of the human body, so you just barely die.I wish for Doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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