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  1. otter

    Hubert is...Diet Grochi?

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    2. otter

      otter

      When does it end? 100?

    3. otter

      otter

      Oh, cool.

       

    4. otter

      otter

      Filled.

  2. otter

    Grochi, inc. Product line discussion time.

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    2. Elrond of Rivendell

      Elrond of Rivendell

      Just wait until July 14, that is the date that I can change my name.

    3. otter

      otter

      That's the exact date I'm going to New Mexico.

    4. otter

      otter

      That's the exact date I'm going to New Mexico.

  3. otter

    I just found out that a sixteen year old managed to make Minecraft within Minecraft. Recursive Reality just got that much cooler.

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    2. Plague

      Plague

      YAYZ

    3. otter

      otter

      Inception was based on a Recursive Reality plot device, after all.

    4. Plague

      Plague

      Yeah... heh. My friends and I use the term inception alot. :P

  4. otter

    This finale for Techna: Breakdown is making me sad...

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      Final Battle was more what I was thinking, anyway.

      Please PM me shortly before it starts, because I've completely lost track of Techna.

    3. ~Xemnas~

      ~Xemnas~

      Wait, what? I'm gone for a day and this happens? :(

    4. otter

      otter

      Suck it up. :P

  5. otter

    ;_;

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    2. otter

      otter

      ...

       

      Barnacle Boy is played by Tim Conway, who is only about 78.

       

      Mermaid Man was played by Ernest Borgnine, who passed away at 95.

       

      They co-starred in McHale's Navy too. ;_;

    3. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      I had the two reversed in my mind.

    4. a goose

      a goose

      Oh my god. That is so sad. :crying:

  6. otter

    ...First I was watching Turtle videos, then there was a video about Anencephaly...and I started crying...

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    2. Athmos

      Athmos

      Oh, God.....

       

      That's disturbing. That's sad.

       

      That's beyond evil for someone to live like that.

    3. otter

      otter

      ...Something to live like that.

       

      They aren't a person when they have no brain.

    4. Athmos

      Athmos

      God, that's disturbingly true....

  7. otter

    Awesome shirt. #POLO

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    2. otter

      otter

      Bouncing around on a stick. #POGO

    3. Aderia

      Aderia

      Buy one get one free. #BOGO

    4. Progenitus Worldsoul

      Progenitus Worldsoul

      That weird type of tie. #BOLO

       

      Sorry, Couldn't resist.

  8. otter

    r u ok

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    2. otter

      otter

      i dunno fam seems like you brought this on yourself

      leave my boy alone and he leaves you alone it's simple as that

    3. otter

      otter

      probably because of the spam and everything

      you attacking him really doesn't help your case here for not being childish

      and beyond that, only i get to attack him like this, step off my man smh

    4. otter

      otter

      ich werde dich zerstören

      bulik ist mein

  9. otter

    I now have a cup large enough to hold half a jug of Great Value Apple Juice. Life rocks.

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    2. The Dark Chronicler

      The Dark Chronicler

      Not for long...

    3. a goose

      a goose

      Cup?

      ... What cup? >=)

    4. Wotz

      Wotz

      c|_|

       

      That one XD

  10. otter

    It seems to me that our world is falling apart.

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    2. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      All part of Yig's plan. I assure you.

    3. otter

      otter

      My patenting Mars was done with Yog Sothoth's help.

       

      I know what your creature is trying to do to me, Basilisk.

    4. Toa Levacius Zehvor

      Toa Levacius Zehvor

      Pay no heed, it's just the second law of thermodynamics.

  11. otter

    As one changes, so surely does one stay the same, I say-even as your body and experiences might alter, the spirit within you is indestructible, imperishable, and incorruptible.

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    2. Highly Suspicious Person

      Highly Suspicious Person

      My spirit was sucked into a jar and thrown off a cliff.

    3. otter

      otter

      Pessimist.

    4. Highly Suspicious Person

      Highly Suspicious Person

      By the Ghostbusters.

  12. otter

    You guys see that little excerpt of mine in my About Me? Yeah. Why can't I write like that in the RPG? I mean, really. I should be able to.

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    2. Athmos

      Athmos

      Snap

    3. BenLuke

      BenLuke

      Because you're lazy, that's why. >:(

    4. Franco

      Franco

      Because then all your chars would be trolling. Forever and always.

  13. otter

    I believe there is a glitch in the Matrix. Why? Because...I am the glitch.

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      I made a Big Bang Theory reference.

    3. otter

      otter

      I know. And I completely disregarded it.

    4. sunflower

      sunflower

      Good thing I'm awesome with computers. *gets to work fixing the glitch*

  14. otter

    I don't know why...but I'm looking at a really nice straight razor to buy. Maybe I'm a hipster-shaver.

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    2. otter

      otter

      Not like I shave very regularly as it is, though.

    3. shadow pridak money gang

      shadow pridak money gang

      Gotta have that clean shaven look.

    4. otter

      otter

      That clean shaven look I never keep. :P

  15. otter

    I'm sorry, who are you people? Giant Blue Octopi? Waffles?

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    2. a goose

      a goose

      I know, hyphens deserve to be mocked. WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO, ANYWAY? HUH? HUH?!

    3. otter

      otter

      *starts dubstepping*

    4. Athmos

      Athmos

      I'm a Pie.

       

      Patriotic Pie.

  16. otter

    That was so completely ridiculous. I'm still laughing.

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    2. otter

      otter

      GREAT GOLLY GOODNESS. PIE DID IT.

       

      CHECK PIE'S PROFILE.

    3. a goose

      a goose

      I know, I saw it earlier. XD

    4. otter

      otter

      That just made my day, and now everybody in the RPG forum is going to die of fear xD.

  17. otter

    Squeeeee

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    2. Meta-Mind

      Meta-Mind

      Why is there a Kal Otter now?

    3. Flex Lord Splash

      Flex Lord Splash

      Cause Kal.

    4. otter

      otter

      Truer words were never spoken.

  18. otter

    Woo-hoo, I finally got my Eagle Scout rank, after 12 years of being in the BSA. Now to finish the thing I've been working on for 14 years: Public School.

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    2. otter

      otter

      I got my eagle application in 3 days before i turned 18

       

      i was very proud of myself

       

      my scoutmaster has many new grey hairs

    3. Toa of Dancing

      Toa of Dancing

      I can imagine. Scoutmasters are always stressed if you go into the 3 month grace period. XP

    4. Dallior

      Dallior

      Nice to see another one of us in the forums. Hopefully I can get my Eagle sooner than 3 days from the deadline. :P

  19. otter

    We are the priests/Of the Temples of Syrinx/Our great computers fill the hallowed halls/We are the priests/Of the Temples of Syrinx/All the gifts of life are held within our walls

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    2. otter

      otter

      ...It's Rush...

    3. Elrond of Rivendell

      Elrond of Rivendell

      I'm kidding. I know it's Rush.

    4. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      Ah. Rush straw-manning communism in a song. Never gets old. :P

  20. otter

    The Grand Old Duke of York/He had ten thousand men/He marched them up the hill and then he marched them down again.

    1. otter

      otter

      And when you're up you're up

      And when you're down you're down

      And when you're only halfway up you're neither up nor down.

    2. iPenguin

      iPenguin

      Left. Left. Left, Right, Left.

    3. Hexann

      Hexann

      Wrong, Right, Left

  21. otter

    So I got scared in the process of killing a giant spider. Like, right when I killed it. The thing was about three inches long and about one inch tall. I stepped on it and killed it, but it held me up for a large enough amount of time that I noticed it, and it crunched, and I jumped away. It was weird.

    1. sunflower

      sunflower

      Awww poor spider. :c

    2. Krayzikk

      Krayzikk

      That, is a massive spider.

    3. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      Just another exciting day in the life of Kal Grochi. Tommorrow: The hideous HOUSEFLY. *dun dun dunnnnn*

  22. otter

    Suddenly, Purple.

    1. sunflower

      sunflower

      Must've been my Gravity powerz. :3

    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Or my Purple Ranger powerz. :3

    3. Unauthorized Autobiography

      Unauthorized Autobiography

      No. GREEN!

  23. otter

    For some reason, some weird sort of "Moving Meditation" helps to calm me down. Due to this fact, I have decided that I must learn t'ai chi ch'uan.

    1. Highly Suspicious Person

      Highly Suspicious Person

      Ch'uan? That sounds like some sort of food.

       

      I'm hungry now. I'm going to get some pizza. Or maybe some ch'uan.

    2. 25K Now!

      25K Now!

      Taijiquan. It's a Chinese martial art. Don't use the Wade-Giles romanisation Grochi! It is terrible compared to our standard pinyin!

    3. otter

      otter

      Couch: *facepalm*

       

      Hubert: I'll use the romanisation if I want!

  24. otter

    Alright, this is my profile feed. I need to come up with something riveting, philosophical, something so amazing nobody will ever forget it. Hmm...PANCAKES!

    1. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Do not make light of Pancakes. Indeed they are riveting, philosophical, and amazing. Lol.

    2. Elrond of Rivendell

      Elrond of Rivendell

      In other words, pancakes are cool.

    3. Wotz

      Wotz

      As are bow ties, bunk beds, stetsons, NASA space gear, fezzes, and POSSIBLY mops.

  25. otter

    Gee, I keep the same name for three/four years, and only two people say anything about it. I wonder if I should be surprised or thankful.

    1. otter

      otter

      "Say anything about it when I change it," I meant to say. Haha. Oh yeah: It's been reverted back to what it was before. Grumble grumble.

    2. Burnmad

      Burnmad

      I was going to say I thought you couldn't use those characters. =P

    3. Highly Suspicious Person

      Highly Suspicious Person

      You'll always be that Harp/Soda Can to me.

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