Nathan Evo

Question: where did you get these? I NEED them.

When are you gonna take care of your part? You know what I mean.

Takuma Nuva

Not sure. Like I said, I kinda feel like I ruined it, and also I've been busy on another project at the moment, so it's been low priority for me for a while. I suppose I'll get on that eventually...

 

Have you seen a 2x2 lego brick who goes by the name of Samantha? Which Bionicle character is your favorite and why?

No.Possibly Onua; he was my first set, and also I don't recall any instances where Greg fudged his character in the story (although my memory of the story is a bit fuzzy so...). Second place goes to the Piraka, who are some of my favorite Bionicle characters... to make fun of.

stock photos of people in food costumes

Touching. My eyes are watering as we speak. Someone play that song at my funeral.

spend less on candles

well how do you know these blog entries won't contain SECRET SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES about things that are highly innapropriate for bzp? if i were you, I'd go through literally every entry remotely mentioning that d&d fad and try to figure out some sort of pattern. like, what the first letters of each sentence spell out.

 

actually, come to think of it, that might not be all it's limited to. try going through every blog entry on every blog ever.

OC do not steal

nope 0/10 is not a hedgehog

And advertisements, and Morpheus singing. Those were part of the sports, right?

 

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No.

They sure sported a lot. I'm certain there were sports occurring on that field.

Yes, the sports. The kickball, the flugtag, the dressage... you know, the sports.

As far as I'm concerned, this is basically the HF equivalent of Free The Band.

old news bro

 

although what's more hilarious are the people who believe that jazz

How is this even a contest? As far as I'm concerned, the Lunar Limo has already won. My biggest regret in life is that I never picked it up.

I can watch this twenty times a day and still crack up at "Hero Factory Villain Reprogramming Project".

I would have to disagree with you, because personally I beloeve this is one of those occasions in which a part of the story's lore can be considered partially canon, such as Evo threatening to kill innocent babies that didn't do anything and pretty much everything that was good about Mata Nui Online Game. In fact, I feel like the only accurate response to this is a lengthy and completely unneccesary essay in which I criticize your opinions with what can basically be summed up as my own. Except I really have no opinions that can be stated, so instead I'll just post the entirety of Insane Bionicle Brain without contractions for extra pretentiousness just to take up extra space. Makuta taking over Mata Nui, don't you know that is loco? Yeah, incoherent rap gibberish that I still really don't understand yet. West coast, it is Bionicle. East coast, 2003 Unleashed Tour. Oh yeah, rolling in New York town. Oh yeah, Bionicle.com. Oh yeah, east coast going to break it down, like this. The front of the Bionicle van, I am just touring the country as fast as I can. State parks we skam, the kids we jam. Man, I forgot this is Swift and Dan. Now, let us go to an island that we got see six brothers trying to taking over the Rahkshi, and Makuta is thinking the Toa are syncing I am mad now I have my boys linking. Oh, not without a big fight, because the Matoran are counting on a master flight. Right, a kraata is a brain, and without the brain, you will be going insane. Insane Bionicle brain, insane without a brain. Insane Bionicle brain, insane without a brain. Insane Bionicle brain, really insane, have no brain. Insane Bionicle brain, insane without a brain. Yeah, Makuta, you had better watch it. You are going down, boy, you and the Rahkshi. Takanuva's coming after you, man: the Seventh Toa. You had better look out, dog, you'd better watch it. Oh yeah, 2003 Unleashed Tour. East coast, west coast, worldwide, and we out. That felt thoroughly satisfying, so perhaps next time you post a blog entry with opinions I disagree with I'll just post the entirety of Move Along. In conclusion, the end of the episode was wholly satisfying, yet still something thst could not be considered entirely canon.

As long as we remember our lord and savior Luigi, his glorious Year will live on forever in our hearts.

"Hero Factory Operational Status: Heightened alert- Stormer's in a bad mood."

You should do a complete playthrough of BIONICLE: The Game. I want to see/hear you all experience every second of it.

 

It's stupid things like these that make me hate a fandom for a toyline I love. i recommend you educate yourself by watching some podcasts by The Three Virtues so you can accept that Bionicle ended.

 

And some really dumb BZP conspiracy theories. Don't forget those!

Yes, the TTV guys are some of the most mature voices of the BIONICLE community, except when BAC is leading in the polls.

It's stupid things like these that make me hate a fandom for a toyline I love. i recommend you educate yourself by watching some podcasts by The Three Virtues so you can accept that Bionicle ended.

I wish I could team up with you all, since you all are just awesome people in general, but unfortunately I'm awful at arguing or being useful at anything so I'll just sit back and watch you all kick the patriarchy in the rear end.

 

Don't stop being awesome.

Which do you think would be more embarassing: "Burping" the car, or driving without pants?

Have you witnessed the surreal majesty of the flying Takanuva? If not, then you haven't truly beaten it.

After playing some other games 2006 had to offer, I can safely confirm VNOLG was probably the best. Which is actually kind of sad.

I would have thought something else would have taken hold by now.

I haven't been to the Comics forum in ages.

Do you know if anyone still happens to use Xaniskit?

For better or for worse, yes; the last comic I saw using it was one of the before-mentioned unintentionally hilarious comics.

 

Maaan, I just went back and re-read them all. Now I'm depressed because BZPower used to be so much more fun for me than what it is now. Even worse-so because with the archive gone I can't go back and look at all the funny comments and criticisms I got. That goes for comedies too.

 

I do miss the old days of making comics. I like to think that one day I'll turn that April Fool's joke of combining MNOLG with Garry's moderator (man, I hate the word filter some days) into a reality. I need to get my ducks in a row first though.

 

I think my favorite comic is the Christmas one from the original series.

 

 

Takuma Nuva

Yeah, times were great back then. I really miss the archives now.

 

Man, what happened to the Comics forums man. All the stuff that I used to read are now gone.

That's sort of expected- pretty much everyone grew up and left. There's a lot of comics I miss from back in the day, but all the great authors are gone and replaced with a generally less talented generation.

I love how quickly these conversations derail.