Nathan Evo

At least I know I'll have lived a full and satisfactory life once death comes a-knockin' at my door.

But death will come walking so slowly and so loudly that by the time he actually DOES knock on my door everyone will be aware of it.

Anything involving bringing back BIONICLE is generally going to be a goldmine of both silliness and stupidity, and in most cases both at the same time.

Also, the hapless folk who try to submit their own ideas to LEGO through the message boards never cease to crack me up.

I suppose, in comparison, Hero Factory would be like a PG-13 kung fu movie.

If this happens, whoever claims "MAY SPACE BIONICLES LIVE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER!" will probably win.

I don't really pay attention to the spinnies. I just make comics of them and post them sometime in the summer when I feel like it. I actually finished my 5-year Olmak comic, but I'm holding off on that until later.

You know, maybe I should start working on my comics. I mean, it wouldn't be as special as if you made one, but still...

Dr. Mario's pretty good if you're sick with cute multicolored viruses in a jar.

The sad thing is that I actually sort of believe that.

Then close a window.

I have a 100% chance of not attending.

Have, like, fun and stuff.

I only hate you because you're a no-good good-doing do-gooder. :angry:

I don't see anything???

You just don't believe hard enough.

@Takuma: I figured you wouldn't enter, most notably because I don't really expect you to do comics anymore. That will also help with the surprise if you ever actually DO go back into comic-making.

@55555: Well, it's mostly the subject matter I dislike- I'm pretty terrible at writing mysteries in the first place. The idea of a contest is a pretty good idea, though. Maybe next time.

@Eucliwood: Oh, you're one of those members, aren't you.

I primarily remember two things about the LMBs...

My favorite quote I found a while back:

MAY SPACE BIONICLES LIVE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

The first was that.

The second was this long, weird "epic" written by some noobling in a "BIONICLE DREAMS" topic, which would probably belong in those fanfic topics if it weren't for "My mom woke me up! (angry LMB emote)". I've seen over sixty "chapters" of it and it doesn't seem to end there. To say the least, it's appalling.

Man, if I had a dime for all the amusing stuff I found in the LMBs, I'd have a lot of dimes.

Wait, it really IS supposed to be "SOPA"? I always thought it was just a misspelling of "SOAP". Wow, things go over your head when you live in a cave like me. I guess I should explain all those "BOYCOTT SOAP!" rants I posted a while back. And probably take a shower.

"Windows 7 sucks"

 

Does not compute.

Oh, trust me, it'll compute. When it claims it can't connect to a Windows server and takes three years to load a single webpage, THAT is when it'll compute.

No, I will not treat you rationally. You're a big fat meany head and a no-good good-doing do-gooder. :angry:

And a brony. Bronies are evil. :angry:

Well, I don't know anything about hiking, fishing or BIONICLE, but I do know the only show manlier than MLP is Walker, Texas Ranger.

Sorry Lewafan, who are you voting for?

I think he's voting for Dark709.

Gerlicky! Please stay! You're my favorite! B)

●Takuma Nuva●

 

Why would I leave? Right now you're pretty much the only reason I'm actually on here, since I can contact the rest of my friends on here in other places and my comics are doing just fine elsewhere.

 

Also, wow. The new shades on that emote are just... shiny.

To be honest, it makes me want to go to the YMCA.

Perhaps if I went to the YMCA, I would be able to learn how to make a princess float gently back to the ground completely unharmed!

Oh, yes yes yeash, we've all got to go down to the YMCA!

You realize that this is as much a prank on the staff as it is you? We didn't plan this out as a group, Black Six just went ahead and changed us into Barbies.

Okay, that bumps this up IMO.

 

Yeah, I don't even want to know what crazy look crossed my face when I watched as one-by-one barbie staff started popping up everywhere. xD

 

Guess the joke's on the jokesters this year.

 

«Overdrive Barbie»

Your signature terrifies me.

You realize that this is as much a prank on the staff as it is you? We didn't plan this out as a group, Black Six just went ahead and changed us into Barbies.

I did not know that.

I hate you all. :angry:

I believe the term was "I hate you guys. :angry:

Nice try, PIRAKA VEZOK, but you should know that I would never sink as low as to IMPERSONATE a PIRAKA! Now tell me where the TOA INIKA are or prepare to EAT ZAMOR!

 

...Is it a bit too late for this?

...Yeah, probably.