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Random question: was there ever an Essays, Not Rants! 002, and if there was, what happened to it?

I'm a procrastinator. I'm afraid of Saturday the 14th.

For a moment I thought this entry would be about how you got hanged in Mafia.

Is that a Jayne Cobb toque?

 

I'm JEALOUS.

how did i not recognize this

my nerd cred is starting to fall behind

I think the longest hiccup spell on record lasted 60-something years. The longest sneezing spell on record lasted only 20-something years, in comparison.

But since those were all past regenerations of his, it was the same guy doing that all along!

Regeneration, Time Lord-style. Yeah, it's an inefficient superpower, but who cares? It's still awesome.

...you're only asking this NOW?

Second season or second series?

Because I don't think you've been watching the 1964 season.

Nope, that was Jackson.

i use trained spiders

they crawl along the cables and steal chips from peoples computers

see that spider in your room

she's working for ME

It's especially annoying when works like The Lord of Rings get lumped in with science fiction as well.

He's busy! Busy! Dreadfully busy! More than a bumblebee, more than an ant! Busy! Busy! Hopelessly busy! He'd love to help you, but can't!

Normalcy

I shall eternally hate Harding for coining this word. Such wanton cruelty to the Latin language!

Oh, I see them now. Yeah. Not sure I'd want to meet the architect.

Um, where are the legs? I don't see them.

The entirety of BIONICLE was created as a precursor to MLP.

THIS IS TRUE, YOU ALL KNOW IT

I disagree with both of you.

I first read the title as "Which Ads to Block." I'm think I'm getting dyslexic or something. >_<

Is it easy being green?

DeeVee's phobia.Was interesting to see I had something in common with a top-ranking staffie!

Except that Deevs is far from "top-ranking".

«Takuma Nuva»

Actually, Makuta_of_Oz is correct in saying that DeeVee is a top-ranking staff member. The position of Blog Leader is equal in status to a Global Moderator, and Global Moderators are only second to the Administrators power-wise.

Wait, I think Blog Leader was equal in rank to Forum Leader, and that Global Moderator was superior to both?

I really like #2 and #3 but I worry that they might be too long. :/

If gamma radiation is what gave you your superpowers, should we nuke the world to make everyone as strong as you?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

In other words, you lulz at our security?