user-402520536 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 So is the one you're holding. My bomb - wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 It turns out this entire universe is a bomb (both figuratively and literally), and after detonating in an explosion that takes out its own respective multiverse, our perspective moves to yet another multiverse. This one is entirely identical to the first one, except nobody even knows what they're after. I knock your head off with a spiked club. My... uh, my... thing. What... ? Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I catch my head and run away with it. Oh, what's this mask on it? Huh. My head with strange mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 We had to shave your face off in order to seperate the mask from it My... whatever the f*** it is Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I slap you with my shaved-off face. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Only to realize you hit yourself My mask Edited March 9, 2015 by Toa Aeron Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Your gut eats your eyes. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I have no idea what's going on, so I burn everything with a flamethrower. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 Good plan. Except that this turns me into my phoenix form. And do you want to know what that spells for you? Death. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I survive and shoot anti-phoenix material at you, turning you back to normal. I then take you down with a shovel. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I throw a banana skin, Mariokart style. You slip over, dropping the mask and slipping down into 12th place. I overtake you, moving back up into first. My mask and Mariokart trophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) You fool! I have anti-shovel spray handy at all times! Kapura kicks you in the face. My mask. Edited March 9, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Kapura punches you in the face. My mask FOREVER!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) I point out to you soon there will be a hundred pages of Steal the Mask 3. You are distracted so I take the mask from you. My Mask. Edited March 9, 2015 by Toru Nui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 My sheer awesomeness blinds you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 Flame yo, hotman! My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Did I just drop a pool of protodermis on your head? Whoops. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 A pool of regular protodermis does nothing to me, fortunately. You should have gone for (specifically stated) the energized variant. That might have done you good... or ill, depending on my destiny (and the existence of it). Anyway, I grab you and force you into the protodermis, drowning you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I don't like drowning, so I get out and drop Tamaru on your face. My mask................................................. (Cliffhanger!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 That is not a cliffhanger! I beat you up with a book on correct trope terminology. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Yes it is! I trump you with correct tenses, negatives, pronouns, prepositions, past participles, plurals, grammar and general annoyance! My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 That's linguistic terminology, not trope terminology. For goodness sake, how do you even function, you stupid horrible excuse for a sentient being?!! I beat you up with further verbal abuse. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 I use my level 100 smithing to bash your face in with a Dragonbone shield my mask Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 9, 2015 Author Share Posted March 9, 2015 I use console commands to raise all my levels to 100. I then proceed to curbstomping you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 @echo: offdel c:\\WINDOWS\\system32 My mask (Yes I know it's different than the actual command. I don't want someone to copy it and then sue me.) Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 (Yes I know it's different than the actual command. I don't want someone to copy it and then sue me.)(Smart man) I proceed to repairing the computer, before then laying siege to you via a bunch of overpowered viruses. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I have a Linux computer. I appoint you to rid my computer of viruses. Since it's Linux, however, you spend hours looking up commands and other stupid stuff that you don't have to deal with on Windows. My mask. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 I look up the codes, sure, but in the end, I purposefully screw up your computer beyond repair. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Smoke Monster Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I use Code Breaker to break every code in existence, causing mass confusion everywhere. My Mask. Quote Everyone is one choice away from being the bad guy in another person's story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Wellp, I suppose I'll just have resort to good old CROWBAR BEATDOWN! My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 I throw you through a wall with a Gravity Gun. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 I drag and drop the moon on top of you with the physics gun. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Then suddenly a volcano hidden in the moon awakened and Consumed all but me and the mask My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Miras Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 But then the volcano got hungry again and ate you and the mask. But then it got indigestion and threw up. The mask was included in the vomit, but not you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 And then I throw the moon back into orbit. The resulting pull of a massive point of gravity on the earth tears it apart, leaving all but me dead. I'm not dead due to cleverly leaving the planet in a space ship. With the mask, of course. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Hey what's that black circle-thing you're going towards? My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 Don't worry, I have a black-hole key. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Oh, this? Thanks. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 10, 2015 Author Share Posted March 10, 2015 No problem. I have many. I do how ever dump you out the air-lock (safely, I'm not so stupid as to dump myself with him). My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Man It would be really unlucky If the star wich we're really close to exploded now... My mask Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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