Steal the Mask 3

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I trade you my newly acquired Chihuahuas for the mask.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I trade you my shiny charizard.

 

My mask.

[Hordaki]

The shiny Charizard is actually a hacked Pokemon, so this trade is null and void. I'll make sure the mask gets back to its proper owner. Maybe.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Considering that I've been after the Mask for the longest (alternate dimensions and whatnot), I'm the closest thing to an owner that the Mask has. I take it off your hands, and promise to take good care of it. (By hiding it in the dimensions below, where most mortals wouldn't think to look.)

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I nuke the dimensions below. I then find the Mask in what's left of them and take it as my prize.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

The radiation from said nuke grants me psychokinesis. I take the mask forcefully.

 

My mask.

[Hordaki]

I give your location to some shadowy government organizations so they can capture a psychokinetic. In exchange, they acquire the mask for me.

 

My mask. 

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Using my newly acquired powers, I break free and track you down. I break your kneecaps.

 

My mask.

[McNugget]

I make you eat Hordaki's Kneecaps.

 

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I break your kneecaps with a baseball bat.

 

My mask.

[McNugget]

My Kneecaps are made of Raw Magic and Solid Gold. You failed to break them.

 

My Mask(Along with Knees of Creation )

[Naota Takizawa]

Gold is a terrible material to make kneecaps out of. I throw you into a melting pot and use the gold in your knees to make a fake mask which I leave behind while running away with the real mask.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I take the fake mask and bash your brains in with it. I then leave the fake mask behind while taking the real one.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

You took the fake mask by accident dude. 

 

The real mask is mine.

[Hordaki]

I blast you with rockets from my new robot kneecaps made of solid titanium (bacause SOMEBODY *glares at Dark-Samus* made Gunhaver eat mine) and take the mask.

 

Mine.

Edited October 20, 2015 by Hordaki

[McNugget]

*Glares Back*

 

My mask.

[Hordaki]

*Glares back harder* *Blasts you with kneecap rockets*

 

My mask.

[McNugget]

Dark Samus is only vulnerable to Phazon based attacks.

 

these Porcupines will make short work of you.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I use a protosteel eating virus to destroy your suit.

 

My mask. 

[McNugget]

The suit isn't Protosteel.

 

My mask still.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I destroy you with the Phazon beam.

 

My Mask.

[Volatile]

I destroy you with good ol' fashioned 105mm HEATFS(High Explosive Anti Tank Fin Stabilized) rounds.

 

My mask

[Hordaki]

I destroy you with good new fashioned 106m AHEATFSR (Anti High Explosive Anti Tank Fin Stabilized Rounds) rounds. Those are now a thing.

 

My mask.

[McNugget]

I Destroy you with a GSAC(Granny Smith Apple Cannon)

 

My mask

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I punch the apples back at you at high speed. 

 

My mask.

[Hordaki]

I take the apples and bake a delicious apple pie, a pie so good that it distracts you long enough for me to grab the mask.

 

Mine.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I throw the pie in your face after I figure out your beguiling ways.

 

My mask.

[Bonkle]

I stab you.

 

 

With a knife.

 

 

You bleed.

 

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I stab you in the face with a rusty knife, then throw you in front of a roller coaster before shooting all your teeth out with a 9mm pistol.

 

My bloodstained mask.

[Bonkle]

Hey, can you pick that thing up for me? Oh wait, it's a shrapnel grenade.

 

Sorry.

 

My mask.

Edited October 21, 2015 by Bonkle

[McNugget]

Here's a Cookie!

 

Oh, I forgot to mention those chocolate chips were laced with cyanide 

 

[lie]sorry[/lie] 

My mask

[Naota Takizawa]

Put da mask down! Now!

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I throw you into a vat of molten metal.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I throw the vat of molten metal on you.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I crush you with the now empty vat.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I make you watch Junior. At the sight of the creepy Arnold baby, you scream in terror before your head explodes.

 

My mask.

[Snelly]

I fire my shrink ray at you and make you so small that microscopic bacteria eat you. The mask is unaffected so I take it.

 

My mask.

[Naota Takizawa]

I'm a rahkshi of heat vision and I blast you with my eyebeams.

 

My mask. 

[McNugget]

I'm Dark Samus and I blast you with my Phazon Beams

 

My mask

[Naota Takizawa]

I'm a skakdi and I blast you with impact vision.

My mask.