Onaku Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 I get behind you and drive the "knife of disabling usage of ban-weapons" into your back, effectively preventing you from using ban-weaponry for the rest of time, regardless of what happens. Then, while you "distracted" by the knife in your back, I take the mask and run off into a wormhole just stable enough for me to get through to the other side, but after that, it collapses, right behind me, allowing no one else to follow me through. I have the mask, and I am in another world. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 23, 2013 Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) Null Physical, so... I track you down to the world you went to (lucky me, you were on Mars) and whap you with a BANMACE. My Mask! Edited December 24, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 I return to a different dimension, raise an army of extra-dimensional beings and attack the universe. Amidst the chaos I find the mask, it seems you were disintegrated early on after attracting the army's attention to you as a result of generating disregardforpreviouslyestablishedplotpoint energy by using a ban-weapon once more. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 24, 2013 Posted December 24, 2013 You'd be astonished at how many extra lives I have. Possession powers are so much fun. My Mask and Onaku's body. Also Onaku's bod' can use BANweaponry. Morally unambiguous.
Radagast367 Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 I Hire an army of ninjas too destroy you. I then steal the mask, and hide it in the heart of a dying star, trapped in a box made of souls. Your soul. My mask. If you think that godzilla is NOT awesome, you're either crazy, or one of the many people who got trodden on while he was saving the world. 92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature
Underscore Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 I take one of the weeping angels Bfahome just created and set it on you. As soon as you blink, you find yourself witnessing the creation of Takua. I pick up the mask and prance away. My mask
Constructelf Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 Gate... Of... Babylon. *whooosh* *crash* *scream* When the dust clears, I walk up to our dead body, impaled with a lot of swords, and take the mask. Before I leave, I turn all the words into Lego bricks and build a statue in my honor. My mask.
Dapper-Sama Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 Your statue is a voodoo statue. I chop your statue in half, with predicable results. I then locate the upper half of your corpse, and take the mask for myself. My Mask. (Onaku you can respawn now) Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) (I don't need your permission to respawn, thank you very much) I walk up behind you and... then turn around and walk away. I decide not to take the mask, because hey, what can I even do with it when I obtain it? I keep walking, but then, suddenly, completely not by my hand, a miniature blackhole forms within you, killing you, leaving only the mask behind. I run back, but it's too late. Some other person stands over it, and picks it up. Next poster's mask (And if it's The Dapper Man, then ###### it this won't make any sense) Edited December 27, 2013 by -Windrider- BZPRPG Profiles
Zacian Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 I give you 25 dollars and you give me the mask. My mask.
Onaku Posted December 29, 2013 Posted December 29, 2013 I catch up with you, bash your spine with a spike mallet, and take the mask. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Underscore Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I give you a fake plastic mask of time and you forget all about the mask of life. My mask.
Dapper-Sama Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 (edited) EXCEPT all this time the mask was on the lower half of the Man of Miracles' body; you were just deceiving and murdering each other for duplicates. I hope you feel good about yourselves. Anyway, I find Miracle Man's legs and take the mask. My Mask and plot twist. Edited December 30, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous.
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I trap you in a pit made of LEGO bricks. My mask.*walks away playing an Alto Sarrusophone with the mask on a belt* -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ )
Onaku Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I build a space breaking machine and activate it. Tears in the very fabric of the universe start to form, one goes directly through you, killing you instantly. I then deactivate the machine and take the mask from you. My mask, sorry about the mess. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 You should be sorry. In fact, please clean that up. [Persuade SUCCESS] My Mask, and Speech level-up. Morally unambiguous.
Underscore Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 Your proto gets drained so much you get banned Merily dances away playing alto saxophone and carrying the mask. Is that even possible? My mask
Onaku Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I create a wormhole generator, the wormhole which it creates then consumes the planet, leaving only the mask. I leave my extra-dimensional bunker and take the mask. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I burn your eyes with bad shipping fan fics and take the mask. I then dip the mask in sliver paint for no good reason. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I throw you into a chrome-plating machine. Have fun having Chromium melted into your very flesh, 'cause Imma get me some chili. My Mask and chili. Morally unambiguous.
Pupwa21 Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 You made me so shiny that I blind you with my shininess. My mask, you can keep the chili. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I take the dapper man's chili, force it down your throat, and while you are busy choking on the spicy food, I take the mask and run away. My mask, sorry about the chili, dapper man. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 Gga gag gag (choke talk for "Look at the mask, it's sliver!") *takes the mask while you are distracted by its color* Gag gag! (MY MASK!) Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 Due to you removing the silver mask from my hand, and my attention being bound to it, I am immediately aware of your attempted ruse. I throw a rope at you, wrapping you up in it from top to toe. I then take the mask. My mask, and it seems you're both gagging on chili and wrapped up like a thing that's completely wrapped in rope. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I roll at you feet and trip you, Making you loose your grip on the mask and it lands on the loose part of the rope, snagging it. I then unravel my self and escape. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I then activate my nano-explosive, which I had cleverly put into the chili which I forced down your throat. I now detonate it, and take the mask from the burnt shreds of flesh and bones that are your remains. My mask, not sorry about the mess. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 Lucky me, I know emotion magic. Nah clean up that mess you made, but stop sobbing about it. My mask. Morally unambiguous.
Toa Of Anarchy Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 I'm sorry, but I have the MASK OF EMOTICONS! I use it with skill, and wrap you up in a roll of MY MASK BZPRPG CharactersWant to play all the Lego games? Click Here
Pupwa21 Posted December 30, 2013 Posted December 30, 2013 My team fortress 2 hat collection comes alive due to a fail safe and forms me, I then Blast you with hats and take the mask. I then go to Toa Onaku and CQC wedgie him. Finally, I Make a mold of the mask and make decoys while screaming at the end MY MASKKKKKKKKK! Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Onaku Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I rise from a grave miles away, the reason completely irrelevant. I then raise an army of undead and march upon you. After you've been eaten, bones and everything. I take the mask and make my way out of there. My mask, and you're stuck with the zombies. BZPRPG Profiles
Dapper-Sama Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 Zombies? Pffffft. I have an army made entirely out of humanity's deepest fears and regrets. Have fun with that. My Mask. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I decide to open a gateway to Lucifer's realm, unleashing billions of demonic horrors upon the world. In the midst of the chaos, I grab the mask and get the frick out of there. My mask, have fun with the NEW demon apocalypse. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 The mask you have was a decoy, which explodes and fuses you with nothing, making you nothing. I hold up the real mask which desidied to shed its sliver paint and kill the demons. My mask. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 Nonetheless, I still have my army of Shadow Archetypal monsters. Funny thing, you have one too. My Mask. Also, Pupwa has been consumed by his own hatred and paranoia. Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I look around and lift an eyebrow, questioning how the earth is just suddenly back to normal after all the times it's been completely ravaged or even destroyed. I then gaze upon the dapper man, take out a detonator and explode him with conveniently placed explosives. How ever, the mask he was holding was a decoy, the real one is... lost. Not my mask, the search is on. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I put on a Decoy and scream out "I HAVE FOUND IT!" As you all try to rip it off my face, I beat you all to death with a decoy and I search for the real mask, Finding it in the next posters body. My mask and my what-used-to-be-your-stuff. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
Dapper-Sama Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 Need I remind you of your superpowered dark side? Nah, I don't need to. Welcome to mah army. My mask and army. Also, superpowered dark sides for everyone! Morally unambiguous.
Onaku Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 Due to timey-wimey reasons, I do not receive dark powers. I then create a rift in time and space using my space breaking machine machine, said rifts completely obliterating your dark army. I then walk up to you, put up my hand in a "gimme" position, and receive the mask from you. I then walk away. Good day sir. My mask, and you (dapper man) are obliged to not kill or mutilate or in any way harm me in the next post. BZPRPG Profiles
Pupwa21 Posted December 31, 2013 Posted December 31, 2013 I cause a uprising in your army, which proceeds to kill you using your own internet. I then take the mask and uses it power to remove our dark sides. And I still have your stuff. And Toa Onaku's stuff. My mask and my what still used to be your stuff. Looks like it's the end of the line for 21.
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