BIONICLE MAFIA XXXV AND THE GOLDEN HEIST

[Voltex]

 

 

I wonder if it has anything to do with the role that makes you immune to being targeted at night. 

 

oh yeah, also

 

no role revealing, you nub

 

 

Well, I didn't actually say anyone was that role.

 

 

but... you did?

 

doesn't matter anyway, here is scene

 

apologies for any mistakes but also like, not really because i honestly just don't care

 

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Last Modified: Today, Suckers!

 

Nidhiki smirked as he approached the house.

 

This next investigation would prove, without a doubt, the identity of Mr. Blue – even if it wasn’t Mr. Blue himself, it would narrow the possibilities down enough for Nidhiki to discover the hidden killer’s identity, with Mr. White obviously in the open.

 

(Somewhere, Mr. White snickered, snapping his fingers. Nidhiki ignored this.)

 

But lo and behold, Nidhiki found…

 

…nothing.

 

Falling to his knees, he screamed at the sky.

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

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Last Modified: Still Today, Obviously

 

Mr. White smirked as he approached the house.

 

This next kill would prove, without a doubt, that the Piraka could not be stopped – even if he had accidentally (well, “accidentally”) gotten both Mr. Red and Mr. Green killed. He was fairly certain that this next target would be quite fun to kill, and once his fun had been had, Mr. White knew that it would only be a matter of time until the Piraka won. After all, it wasn’t like anybody else in this game would be worth killing.

 

(Somewhere, Nidhiki was undoubtedly trying to think of a suitable way to mock the Piraka.)

 

But lo and behold, Mr. White found…

 

…nothing.

 

Falling to his knees, he shook his fist at the sky.

 

“Curse you, RNG! You betray me!”

 

“Idiot,” huffed his target, staring at the Piraka from on top of his roof (where, somehow, he had not been spotted by Nidhiki or Mr. White). “Everybody knows that the RNG favors me most of all. You’re just lucky that I’ve let you borrow it so many times.”

 

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Last Modified: Today, You Nubs

 

Early the next morning, Tuyet burst into Voltex’s Eggnog Café.

 

“Whoa, what’s going on?” asked Nato.

 

“Looks like Tuyet is going to kill someone,” said ShadowVezon, smirking. “The Piraka better watch themselves!”

 

“Really?” Americana asked, sounding curious. “Huh, wouldn’t have figured.”

 

Hellyam glanced over at Americana, a confused look on his face. “Why?”

 

“The Piraka failed to find a target last night,” Voltex explained, sounding distinctly disgruntled about that fact (and refusing to admit that he may or may not have forgotten that the Archivist was actually still alive… stupid roles complicating things right at the end).

 

“You,” Dragonstar said, drawing it out, sounding (and looking) rather unimpressed, “are a terrible host.”

 

Voltex sagged. “I know.”

 

“Hey now, there’s no need for that,” Trijhak snapped. “I happen to know that Voltex is a great host!”

 

He was about to continue before he noticed the looks that everyone else (even Voltex) was giving him, and his resolve quickly fled. “Fine, you’re right, he’s awful.”

 

“SHUT UP!” Tuyet yelled, scowling. “Alright. Naho, where are you?”

 

“Right here,” Nato said helpfully.

 

“I said Naho, not Nato, you idiot,” Tuyet snarled.

 

“Oh,” Nato said quietly, sinking into his seat.

 

“I am here to kill either Americana or Dragonstar,” Tuyet announced, pointing a shotgun at Americana and smirking. “Say your prayers, Americana. No more playing Mr. White for you!”

 

“Hold on a moment,” Americana replied, frowning. “Did you do your coin toss yet?”

 

Tuyet froze, before sputtering, “w-well, no, but it’s like, well, it’s not as if you’ll get lucky with the RNG again, is it?”

 

A single raised eyebrow was the only response she was given. Cursing under her breath, she pulled out the coin. Americana, in a show of good faith, turned to Dragonstar.

 

“You can call.”

 

“Uh… I call heads? If it lands on heads I live?”

 

Tuyet nodded, flipped the coin, and –

 

“-no,” Burnmad whispered, a hysterical giggle escaping his lips. “No way.”

 

Tuyet, trembling out of sheer rage, turned her shotgun on Dragonstar and fired, killing him instantly (with some help from Voltex’s host powers, because honestly, he was not dealing with a Matoran slowly dying on his floor today).

 

The coin, of course, had landed on tails.

 

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Last Modified: When do you think?

 

With the help of COMMON SENSE, the following four people were found to be innocent of the crime of killing Smoke Monster thanks to their alibis; as such, they cannot be executed in Smoke Monster’s name:

 

With the help of the Vahki, the following-

 

“Hem hem.”

 

Voltex paused in his writing, glancing up at the door to his office (hahaha, office, let’s be real, Voltex was writing it all out in his cupboard). There stood the Archivist, hereafter referred to as “A”, because “Archivist” is a pain to spell out every five seconds.

 

“Was I killed?” A asked.

 

“Uh, no.”

 

“Then why are you writing out an innocent list?”

 

“Because they… tried?”

 

“Yes, but was there a death?”

 

“Well, no… but….”

 

“But nothing.”

 

“But-”

 

“But nothing. You just want more people to get lynched. Nice try.”

 

“Fine then,” Voltex muttered. “I’ll just have a lynching for Tuyet, and the top two players with the most votes will get lynched!”

 

“Nope. You stopped the twists last round, it would be poor form to re-introduce them so suddenly.”

 

Voltex slumped. “Aw.”

 

A patted him on top of the head. “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll get to quench your bloodthirst some other time.”

 

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There are only six players left, so honestly, you should know who you need to execute by this point. But for completion’s sake, the following two players are known to be innocent in the death of Dragonstar.

 

1-Mr. Americana – he has apparently been innocent of being Tuyet every round since Round 2, so he’s obviously not Tuyet at this point. Really, if you thought he was, then… well, I truly do feel sorry about your lack of mental faculties.

 

2-Mr. Burnmad – truthfully, he and Nato have both been innocent of being Tuyet twice, but Burnmad won the coin toss, so he gets the pleasure(?) of being invulnerable to votes this round. What a time to be alive.

 

PLAYERS HAVE 48 HOURS TO VOTE.

-ShadowVezon, Hellyam, Trijhak, and Nato are all available to be voted for.

 

No voting twist this round, but if, by some miracle we have another day scene, then there will be a twist (unless, you know, there aren’t enough people left alive for a twist).

 

Also, by the way, Dragonstar was the final Matoran. The Toa have successfully managed to exterminate every single person they were supposed to keep alive.

 

Nice job wrecking it, heroes. I should’ve thought to include some sort of negative repercussion for this beyond “nice job wrecking it, heroes”.

 

Oh well.

[Blessed Blade]

... I swear the coin toss has been rigged, honestly.

 

But... this is actually quite amusing. Too bad we can't vote for Americana again and force the Piraka to lose -another- one.

[Ehksidian]

man

the coin toss really, really wanted americana to live huh

[Not Quite Dead]

mein gott

[ShadowVezon]

Clearly, Tuyet must secretly be Hellyam. After all, I was accounted for at the café, but nobody saw Hellyam, did they?

 

Voting Hellyam, obviously. (Now everyone else who isn't a Piraka vote him so that we take out another Piraka.)

 

(Also, Voltex, I believe you have some socks to eat.)

Edited December 24, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Voltex]

Everyone was in the tuyet scene SV. It was my way of playing fair with tuyet's identity.

[Blessed Blade]

I was there as a ghost, I can clearly confirm that Hellyam was Tuyet.

[Voltex]

I was there as a ghost, I can clearly confirm that Hellyam was Tuyet.

U r banned 4 life from my mafia games

 

(Not really but it wouldn't matter anyway)

[Blessed Blade]

But you see! You see! I was clearly telling tall tales, no?

 

After all, if anywhere, I should be haunting Australia, as that's where Nato's machine sent me!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

man

the coin toss really, really wanted americana to live huh

The coin toss must have an agenda of its own.

[ShadowVezon]

Everyone was in the tuyet scene SV. It was my way of playing fair with tuyet's identity.

 They didn't need to know that. (As if it could possibly work.)

Edited December 24, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Trijhak]

Gonna vote Hellyam because if you've been paying attention and I hope to Mata Nui you have, you know everyone else is innocent. 

 

(Cue last minute oddities.)

[Burnmad]

I vote Hellyam, I guess.

 

-

[Nato G]

Well, then, guess I'll vote Hellyam as well. 

[Not Quite Dead]

Shadowvezon is obviously Tuyet.

 

Voting Shadowvezon.

[ShadowVezon]

*gasp* That is utter slander. I'll have you know that my name is ShadowVezon, not Shadowvezon.

[ToaTImeLord]

Shadowvezon is obviously Tuyet.

 

Voting Shadowvezon.

To vote someone you know to be helpful a role makes you the one in question.

[Trijhak]

...As if they haven't been in question since the first time they avoided getting lynched? 

[Ehksidian]

 

Shadowvezon is obviously Tuyet.

 

Voting Shadowvezon.

To vote someone you know to be helpful a role makes you the one in question.

 

even though no role revealing is a rule, everyone knows what T's role is at this point.

everyone.

[Voltex]

Tuyet hasn't been the most helpful of roles either.

 

She was supposed to kill Matoran until she found the Nui Stone but then she found it round 1

Edited December 25, 2016 by Stark

[Ehksidian]

Tuyet hasn't been the most helpful of roles either.

 

She was supposed to kill Matoran until she found the Nui Stone but then she found it round 1

and kept killing matoran anyways.

[Blessed Blade]

Hey, Tuyet got Kranan at least, that's better than most pyro-like roles!

[ShadowVezon]

To be fair, Tuyet has been trying to kill Piraka the entire time, she's just suffered an infuriating level of bad luck. (She also killed Manducus, so that's two she's killed. Tuyet and Americana together have managed to kill two thirds of the Piraka.)

[Trijhak]

Naho hasn't prevented a single death, either.

 

We're all great at our jobs

[ShadowVezon]

When has a medic ever managed to save someone?

[Voltex]

When has a medic ever managed to save someone?

Bionicle Mafia IX

 

I mean it was three years ago but it still counts

[Ehksidian]

 

When has a medic ever managed to save someone?

Bionicle Mafia IX

 

I mean it was three years ago but it still counts

 

not only did the medic save people but i was the only survivor of the game

woo

[ShadowVezon]

You might as well end voting now, I doubt Hellyam can change things.

[Trijhak]

(Role Ability Reveal: Mr. Blue can invert the vote so that everyone who voted for him dies instead)

[Voltex]

You might as well end voting now, I doubt Hellyam can change things.

You clearly did not see my discussion topic post

 

Why I did not also mention it here is beyond me, but I'm stick on cursed mobile until the 29th

[ShadowVezon]

Very well, I will suffice with placing Hellyam on Death Row.

[Hellyam]

I'm voting ShadowVezon then.

[Nato G]

Tuyet and Americana together have managed to kill two thirds of the Piraka.)

 

In hindsight, maybe we should've all voted Americana instead.

 

Seems like every time he's about to get lynched, he subs in another Piraka to die for him. We could've guaranteed a string of Piraka deaths by repeatedly lynching him. 

[ShadowVezon]

Americana was in the innocent list, so we couldn't have voted for him.

 

On the plus side, we should be about to remove his last shield.

Edited December 25, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Voltex]

Hint: You're Not

[ShadowVezon]

Yeah, I was worried about that.
 

"it may be that Americana will pass the buck to him if targeted... and he won't die"

I was hoping that I'd be wrong.

Edited December 25, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Voltex]

Scene 11: Holiday Feast

 

Voltex snapped his fingers, and everyone joined him in his dining room.

 

"What?" Asked Burnmad. "Aren't you on mobile?"

 

"Don't remind me," said Tex. "This is a nightmare, but it's Christmas. So you are all invited to join me for dinner."

 

Everyone agreed, and the feast was good.

 

The end.

[ShadowVezon]

Honestly, that's a better ending than anyone can achieve now.

[Voltex]

If people could pm me their targets for the final night (and it will be the last unless Naho decides to spice things up) I'll merge it into the lynching once I return.

[ShadowVezon]

Are we going to succeed in lynching Hellyam?

 

Because it would be good for Tuyet to know whether he needs to be a target.