BZP'S GAME OF THRONES: SEASON 2

[Voxumo]

That's a weird way to spell "across the room, through 18 guards I had just specifically stated I was retreating behind, with a hidden weapon you specifically gave him, having just broken free of two different guards that were holding him, with no time to aim, without any of the 20 involved guards or myself getting to make any rolls, and with only 3 12's and a 16 in an irrelevant stat"

 

I wonder whether I should just post the contents of that PM in this thread, since you seem to have such a poor memory of them?

 

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Just deal with it burnmad, and don't be a poor sport. At least your death wasn't as ridiculous as some in season 1, such as Jed sneaking through hundreds of skull spiders, two skull warriors, various jungle and stone fighters, during the middle of the day, in a jungle that is burning, and without anyone noticing. Or majority of stone region players being killed without so much as being given the chance to react.

Edited April 6, 2017 by Vox

[Trijhak]

Burnmad, if you weren't already dead, I'd think acting like about a potential death would make the host very inclined to increase your chances of death.

 

This is, after all, just a game.

Edited April 6, 2017 by Mask Maker Pulse Vatten

[Burnmad]

 

That's a weird way to spell "across the room, through 18 guards I had just specifically stated I was retreating behind, with a hidden weapon you specifically gave him, having just broken free of two different guards that were holding him, with no time to aim, without any of the 20 involved guards or myself getting to make any rolls, and with only 3 12's and a 16 in an irrelevant stat"

 

I wonder whether I should just post the contents of that PM in this thread, since you seem to have such a poor memory of them?

 

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Just deal with it burnmad, and don't be a poor sport. At least your death wasn't as ridiculous as some in season 1, such as Jed sneaking through hundreds of skull spiders, two skull warriors, various jungle and stone fighters, during the middle of the day, in a jungle that is burning, and without anyone noticing. Or majority of stone region players being killed without so much as being given the chance to react.

 

 

Hey man, at least yours was a statistical quirk, instead of the host literally just deciding to eject you from the game.

 

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[ToaTImeLord]

Burnmad don't start acting like me when I died in season 1.

We don't need to see another grumpy spirit floating around the topic.

Edited April 6, 2017 by ToaTimeLord II

[Voxumo]

 

 

That's a weird way to spell "across the room, through 18 guards I had just specifically stated I was retreating behind, with a hidden weapon you specifically gave him, having just broken free of two different guards that were holding him, with no time to aim, without any of the 20 involved guards or myself getting to make any rolls, and with only 3 12's and a 16 in an irrelevant stat"

 

I wonder whether I should just post the contents of that PM in this thread, since you seem to have such a poor memory of them?

 

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Just deal with it burnmad, and don't be a poor sport. At least your death wasn't as ridiculous as some in season 1, such as Jed sneaking through hundreds of skull spiders, two skull warriors, various jungle and stone fighters, during the middle of the day, in a jungle that is burning, and without anyone noticing. Or majority of stone region players being killed without so much as being given the chance to react.

 

 

Hey man, at least yours was a statistical quirk, instead of the host literally just deciding to eject you from the game.

 

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You should have been dead already when the assassin's first tried to kill you.

[Voltex]

Burnmad, please

 

Let's not pollute this topic with aggression

 

Get the good vibes back bro

[Bonkle]

Yeah Burn, I kind of understand your salt but, what's happened has happened. At the end of the day we're all playing a game about children's toys.

[Not Quite Dead]

I'm just glad I have someone better to be dead with than Timelord.

[Toru Nui]

Well, if Burnmad is too dead to ally with the Faith, the rest of his inner circle might want to consider honouring his last request, lest their skulls be bashed in.

 

In other news, Quin is going to be promoted.

[Voxumo]

Well, if Burnmad is too dead to ally with the Faith, the rest of his inner circle might want to consider honouring his last request, lest their skulls be bashed in.

 

In other news, Quin is going to be promoted.

To what, and as if you have the authority to do so, but let's pretend you do.

[Toru Nui]

How about Grand Supreme Marshall Colonel General First Class?

[Nato G]

...the rest of his inner circle might want to consider honouring his last request, lest their skulls be bashed in.

 

I'm pretty sure Burnmad's last request was to see Smoke Monster die, and/or watch the Jungle burn. 

[Voxumo]

How about Grand Supreme Marshall Colonel General First Class?

That is a rather fancy title...

[Toru Nui]

I'm pretty sure Burnmad's last request was to see Smoke Monster die, and/or watch the Jungle burn.

Now now, let's not bash the man any more than necessary.

 

That is a rather fancy title...

Don't bash my decision. What would you have called it?

[Voxumo]

Last I checked calling something fancy was not a form of bashing.

[Toru Nui]

Don't try to be bashful. You were using in a sarcastic way, and that is therefore bashing. I also need an excuse to use the word "bash" and it's variants as much as possible until the next episode.

 

NYEHEHAHAKLAKAKKAKAKAKKK!!!

[Dane-gerous]

As much as I appreciate the complimemt, how come?

[Toru Nui]

For your excellent work at bashing open the Western Wall with (technically) zero casualties.

[Voxumo]

Is that all it takes to be promoted? Then I should be supreme chief of the skull army for almost doubling their numbers.

Edited April 6, 2017 by Vox

[Dane-gerous]

I mean it technically wasn't really me who did that, but thank you regardless

[Toru Nui]

Is that all it takes to be promoted? Then I should be supreme chief of the skull army for almost doubling their numbers.

Funny, I seem to recall you being a despicable neutral.

[Voxumo]

 

Is that all it takes to be promoted? Then I should be supreme chief of the skull army for almost doubling their numbers.

Funny, I seem to recall you being a despicable neutral.

 

Accidents happen. Even if one does not mean for an event tot take place, but it takes place as a by-product of their actions, it is still of their doing.

[Toru Nui]

That does not bash the fact that:

 

A: You didn't mean for it to happen, and-

 

B: You flat out refused to join the Faith right in front of Kulta.

[Voxumo]

That does not bash the fact that:

 

A: You didn't mean for it to happen, and-

 

B: You flat out refused to join the Faith right in front of Kulta.

Kulta didn't ask for me to join the faith, so it's hard to refuse something you aren't asked.

[Toru Nui]

But not impossible.

[Voxumo]

But not impossible.

No.. it is impossible. You can't refuse something you were never offered. 

 

That's like telling a criminal "You refused your right to an attorney, What? You never offered one to me. Exactly."

Edited April 6, 2017 by Vox

[Toru Nui]

My boss is an evil skull demon.

 

Your argument is invalid.

[Voxumo]

Fair enough, your boss does defy the laws of nature....

[Dane-gerous]

We are still waiting on Episode 7, right?

[Voxumo]

Yes. Patience.

[ToaTImeLord]

(Sips tea over in fancy chair.)

[Ehksidian]

 

Is that all it takes to be promoted? Then I should be supreme chief of the skull army for almost doubling their numbers.

Funny, I seem to recall you being a despicable neutral.

 

no, now he wants to be as evil as possible.

[Toru Nui]

Oh lovely. More competition. Not that it matters.

[Onaku]

His death is in your hands now. Don't disappoint your lord and saviour Kulta.

[Toru Nui]

I'm too busy to deal with simple-minded terrorists. You kill him. I have a rebellion to crush.

 

[Nato G]

You and your skull buddies are the ones trying to overthrow the current system. That makes you the rebels, not us. 

[Toru Nui]

The current system is the Faith system, as per Mask Maker Pulse's wishes. You wouldn't want to commit treason against the Mask Maker, now would you? Especially since you helped put him on the throne.

[Nato G]

Incorrect. The current system is a constitutional monarchy. Kulta wants to replace that with a dictatorship. Ergo, you are the ones trying to overthrow the current system of government. Thus, you are the rebels. 

[Trijhak]

The current system is the Faith system, as per Mask Maker Pulse's wishes. You wouldn't want to commit treason against the Mask Maker, now would you? Especially since you helped put him on the throne.

 

*Evil Mask of Ultimate Power's wishes

 

Pulse is probably internally screaming throughout all of this. 

[Toru Nui]

The old system was not constitutional. There was no established set of principles governing the state. The only rule was that you had to be able to make a mask. Impressive, but hardly an acceptable means of choosing a leader. Now, we will have the proper ruler on the throne, who has over one thousand years of experience.